An IT guy goes to help a blonde with her PC problem.. he says "What's your password?" she says "DopeySneezyMinnieMickeyPlutoGoofeyPorkyDaffySacramento" he says "Why do you have such a long password?" she says "Because they told me it had to be 8 characters with at least one capital....." hey.. I just pass 'em on.... I don't make 'em up...
A blond is driving down a country road.. she looks off to her right and sees another blond sitting in a row boat out in the middle of a plowed field.. she pulls over and yells out "Hey what are you doing?" The other blond yells "Waiting for the current to bring me closer to the fence".. So she yells back "You know.. you're just the type of idiot who gives the rest of us blonds a bad reputation... and if I could swim I'd come out there and kick your ass!"
to both WMM & Rod, thanks for a great laugh. More please.
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
If she's using a flat screen, she will lay it face down on the paper and stand on it, yelling, "PRINT SCREEN, PRINT SCREEN"!