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How Did We Meet?

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So, I pinched this idea from FB...

I want you to post your outrageous stories about how you 'met' the Lushie above you...

eg: 'I'll never forget picking you out of that police line-up'

or: 'I knocked you down with my car'

or: 'How could I forget stealing you away from your wedding...'

You get the gist...

Have fun guys!

xx

(the more funny and bizarre, the better!)
I was sent to her office!
I was bent over weeding and Stampede walked up behind me and slapped my ass!
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
You poked me in the eye with your boobs when you turned round
You ran out in front of my bike totally nude...the rest is history...lol
I was helping you arrange your cross country charity bike ride!! Such a big heart!!! ;)
I was picking out some panties for the girl I was dating at the time. We're no longer together.
We met at an old record store..we both reached for a RUSH bootleg album smile
In the Foruns of a strange sex site
We spent the night in jail together for streaking!!! Remember!!
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
I was brought in as a witness when you were arrested for streaking. I didn't see anything...
I was at the cosmetic surgery, I wanted to get a perfect bum. Just as I was about to give up on finding the perfect example, you bent over over to fix your stilletto. Bingo! Of course you had to model for the Surgeon, you didn't seem to mind at all.
i was at a costume store and and went into the dressing room to try on my angel costume and there you were nude and the rest is history
Live Laugh Love and have sex like crazy!
We meet at the orgy at wildcats house!!
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
met both of you at a truck stop near the border... nibbled and sucked and then agreed to meat again later
i twisted my ankle whilst naked hiking and he carried me home
We fought over the last pair of fabulously sexy leopard-print boots at the shoe store. Sadly, you won. Sorry I pulled your hair...
I was on a panty raid and, you sure help me out by yielding yours - thanks
my boat was sinking and you gave me the ride of my life
My GPS wasnt compatible with the terrian satellites so after my crush landing she was the only not to get scared of me!
I was driving home and broke down he took me home and well what can i say He had me at the first probing! Haha no homo.
i will not, not share personal details about my adventures........
I Got Real Wasted One Night And Saw You Walking Across My Pool
I was trying to learn how to ski nude and you said you would show me the tricks
I was swimming naked and you drove up in your boat and wanted a picture
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
I Was Naked Water Skiing And Fell When I Saw You Swimming Naked
You waved HI as you passed by our boat when you were water skiing naked right before you fell. I think something distracted you...
I took an art class and you were the model.... I took you home that night!!
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
I saw those amazing tits and crashed my car and you took care of me!
mmmm yes I remember... I had to give you mouth to mouth!!!
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!