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And those tits were giving me a reason to live!
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How Did We Meet?
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Active Ink Slinger
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you weren't hurt that bad.. But I seem to remember your hand reaching for them!
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
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You were my first recipient of my CPR training
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and you slipped your tongue in my mouth!
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
Lurker
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Bumped into you after your CPR training class and said Hellos. Funny enough, I don't remember any of those things from my class. Hmmmmm
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You came to me to straighten out your pubic hairs; I ended up straightening out your whole life
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We officially met when I picked you out of a police lineup for flashing your "paddle" at a bunch of Girl Scouts. You really seemed like an old pro in that lineup.
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I met you when I saw Hap jump you and I had to be a witness and pick him out of the line up after you!
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
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We met when I rescued you from a pack of wild dogs in Australia by swatting them silly with my paddle; you were so grateful that you let me lick your delicious nipples every day for a month. You picked me out of the lineup as someone who could NOT have attacked curlygiril because I have better taste. [So there, CG].
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he came up behind me and sniffed my ass, the horny dog, then started humping me
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When I gave you swimming lessons and told you if I took my finger out of your hole you'd sink and drown.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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when i made him believe i couldn't swim and he taught me how, not sure why he kept that finger up my butt
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Your swim lessons did not go well, and had to pull you out of the lake and administer CPR
BTY - the finger up your butt just kept it from filling up with water
BTY - the finger up your butt just kept it from filling up with water
Active Ink Slinger
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I was quietly sitting on the edge of the river bank when you came past at such a speed and got me soaked!!!!
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I was pointing and laughing at you cause Bill soaked you with his boat
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
Active Ink Slinger
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I saw you pointing and laughing so I got up and pulled you into the river....
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I had to grab on to you real tight cause I did not want to wet my hair!
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
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I fainted when she flashed them tittys at me!
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When you woke up you slapped my ass and told me to cover up my tits or someone was gonna have a heart attack!
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
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Saw the sun reflecting off your tits and had to come see why there was such a bright light
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You smacked your boat into mine when you appeared to be blinded by something. Maybe sunglasses next time for you...
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You were about to walk out onto the catwalk and your damned heel broke... Luckily we were both the same size of shoe and I lent you a pair of mine...
We never looked back....
We never looked back....
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Well after you gave your heel to CG you were missing one and I noticed an old shoes on the side of the road and gave it to you!
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
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I be ketchin' yos, doggie gurl, and curlygirlys ass peeping in my window and fo sho I had 1 ho 2 ho 3 ho's mo!!!!!!!!!
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I was at a Cure concert and I was trying to get backstage to meet Robert and the boys.... I was sneaking in when you caught me! You told me I could go on a head if I flashed you... So I did!!!!
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you beat me in the tamale eating contest so I had to buy you a years supply of beer, and That really hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You were jogging and staring at some goddess and ran right into me
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i caught you stealing ice out my cooler on the beach while my back was turned. i told you there was no reason to steal, that i had plenty to share. then we got to talking about differnt places to use the ice, so i invited you back to my room for a demonstration. you were so pleased with all that you had learned about where the ice can be used, that i had to bring in a second ice making machine.
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We went to college together, I think we met in knot tying 101. we were lab partners. 
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You wrote me a citation for splashing around in the fountain in Lushville Town Square. Thank goodness I was clothed...this time.