You know damn well how we met, John. You were busily loading up on all the t-bone steaks at the grocery and all I wanted was one package of six steaks for a party....but noooo...you had to have your steak. glowering
Want to spend some time wallowing in a Recommended Read? Pick one! Or two! Or seven!
I signed up for English conversation lessons and Hera was the teacher. I didn't get to know her that much because she kicked me out of class the tenth time I asked her if she had ever been in Winnipeg, Manitoba. About 5 minutes after the lesson had started.
We met in the headmasters office. She came in looking all dishevelled and upset. Telling me how naughty she had been in the English lesson. Telling me that her teacher told her she had to come here to be taught a stern lesson. After listening to her and telling her to bend over the desk I finally admitted I was the cleaner and not the headmaster!!! Damn, I hate my honesty!!
Every day, for a week, when I would go out to my car in the morning to go to work, I_am_me would be asleep in the back seat. Every night, I would lock the car, and every morning, there he would be. No broken windows, no picked locks. I finally gave him a blanket.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, I was reading stories and poems that charmed me. I found out they were by this lovely princess. Soon, we knew each other well, when another fair maiden came along and I fell for her too. So I asked both fair maidens if they would like to share my home with me. They agreed and soon afterwards they invented the dog house, which is where I live today. They live in my house.
I ran into Tucker at a Walmart Mega sale. I mean I literally ran into him while running from a one-eyed chucky doll who had started chasing me after falling off his shelf in the toy department. Ok I'll admit that I did smack it over the head with a toy hammer but that was only after Chucky's head started spinning on its own.
So anyhoo, I ran into Tucker, knocked him flat on his back, stepped on his fingers and apologised as I kept running. We haven't really been in contact much since then. Ok then, we have NEVAAAAH been in contact since then. He's a bit ignorant like that.
Trinket was seated next to me on a flight to Australia. She made what could have been a boring trip quite delightful. She has a wealth of knowledge about her home country. I was fascinated by her & that lovely accent. Just a charming lady who I would hope to connect with again
Met Ann at a Stones concert and she said we'd meet again one day
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
When I came to in the drunk tank of the Biloxi P.D. early that Sunday morning, SG11 was kind enough to tell me why we were still handcuffed together. I never did find out why the tranny stripper was in there with us, but she was very friendly even when we made bail and she didn't. SG11 did say he'd "make things right," but since I had to be in Memphis that afternoon I lost track of what finally happened to them.
Porgy was a speaker at an ACM artificial intelligence conference sponsored I attended. His topic was "Sexually Enhanced AI and Its Place in Future Households". I obtained an autographed copy of his paper.
Met Lynn in the Library of Congress where she was working on her aborted novel
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Gold hearted fun loving Aussie Angel
was walking up and down my street was so cold his teeth were chattering so i invited him in for coffee and it went from there
Kitty77 was posing for a magazine cover and I was the photographer..
Bumped into each other at the bar of a BDSM club.
He threw a boomerang at me
We met when trying to find our way to San Jose
I was thinking that too - but we can still ask questions here, I guess.
So, we met through the Question thread!
she accidentally took my drink at a black tie cocktail party
We met in a chat room one day,and have been together since....
met her selling flowers on a street corner in Norfolk
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Think I've bought so many beers for Shotgun it had to be at a Sports Bar!
Layla was at the dentist at the same time as me. I heard she would become friends with anyone that made her laugh, so I got some nitrous oxide and a mask and put it on her. After a few minutes she was laughing at everything I said and we became the best of friends.... of course I have to keep a supply of laughing gas on me at all times b/c otherwise I'm not that funny.
