We met in Thorntons, we had a little scuffle over the last chocolate truffle but seens i won I was willing to forgive and forget she tried to steal my precious chocolate, then we went for a nice cup of tea and had a chinwag.
Kiera was a homeless person. When I first saw her she was dressed in rags, head down, ass up, leaning into a dumpster looking for some lunch. I took her home and offered her my own garbage can to rummage through because mine had more healthy stuff in it. Then I dropped her back home next to her dumpster.
I noticed her on some forum page ranting endlessly on and on in rather colorful language. I can't remember who the mod was, but she kept politely telling K. to more or less shut the fuck up. K. more or less told her to go fuck herself. I said to myself, "I like this broad, but she's gonna get her ass kicked off lush..." Now she is a fixture, it seems, and I'm glad she didn't get herself eighty-sixed.
“It's nice sometimes to open up the heart a little and let some hurt come in. It proves you're still alive.”
I met her when I stopped (with my "powers" ahem) a strange sect of burning her alive at the stake in the Middle Ages and the spirit of her is attached to mine to the present day.
Trinket and I met at Starbucks. She had on a very nice outfit and I complimented her. We ended up having coffee and talking about life and other fun stuff. She really is quite an amazing person.
We met outside a Justin Bieber concert. Kiera had told everybody she was going to see Muse, but what she really meant is that she was trying to be Justin Biebers Muse for the evening. Anyway she aMused me in her "I love JB til I die' t-shirt, which barely covered her mid riff as it was designed for pre pubescent screaming girls. I happened to be walking by the queue by the way, heading to the real Muse concert !!
We met at an adult store. He was telling me about these furry handcuffs that he thought I might like.
It was by pure chance, an early morning encounter of two people catching each other's eyes. Granted, I shouldn't have been staring through her window at 3.45am, but it was worth it!!
You took my hazelnut hot chocolate in Starbucks by accident and took a sip from it. I was prepared to kill you, but you bought me a new, larger, one.
You were selling home made pizzas at a charity function and I bought one .. you then visited me in hospital when I came down with severe food poisoning.
I met John long time ago, in a Backstreet Boys concert. I had to give him a handkerchief during Quit Playing Games, the poor thing couldn't stop crying.
We met in a famous tea room, here in the uk. I was buying afternoon tea for myself when in walked Marta, and jumped the queue and took the last cream tea. I haven't and never will forgive her, as the cream covered her lips and she just sat there licking them whilst laughing at me. Lucky I'm a gentleman and know not to vent my anger in public or tweet the world !!
Hes actually telling a porky pie .. I was in that tea room and yes Marta took the last cream tea .. I had just got mine .. I saw him sit down and sulk ... I went to the cloakroom and mine had disappeared when I returned. He however now had a cream tea!!
I remember you .. it wasnt a tea room it was McDonalds and you had about 10 double cheese and bacon burgers with chips at your table .. I know you like your bacon lol .. anyway the sight of *you* stuffing your face with those was simply disgusting!! Its no wonder you are ... erm shall we say rather curvy .. anyway you smiled at me but all I could see was a mouth full of ... omg it was so awful I left.
along with Rowen Atkinson WTF???? 
