You know damn well how we met, John. You were busily loading up on all the t-bone steaks at the grocery and all I wanted was one package of six steaks for a party....but noooo...you had to have your steak. glowering
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I signed up for English conversation lessons and Hera was the teacher. I didn't get to know her that much because she kicked me out of class the tenth time I asked her if she had ever been in Winnipeg, Manitoba. About 5 minutes after the lesson had started.
We met in the headmasters office. She came in looking all dishevelled and upset. Telling me how naughty she had been in the English lesson. Telling me that her teacher told her she had to come here to be taught a stern lesson. After listening to her and telling her to bend over the desk I finally admitted I was the cleaner and not the headmaster!!! Damn, I hate my honesty!!
Every day, for a week, when I would go out to my car in the morning to go to work, I_am_me would be asleep in the back seat. Every night, I would lock the car, and every morning, there he would be. No broken windows, no picked locks. I finally gave him a blanket.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, I was reading stories and poems that charmed me. I found out they were by this lovely princess. Soon, we knew each other well, when another fair maiden came along and I fell for her too. So I asked both fair maidens if they would like to share my home with me. They agreed and soon afterwards they invented the dog house, which is where I live today. They live in my house.
I ran into Tucker at a Walmart Mega sale. I mean I literally ran into him while running from a one-eyed chucky doll who had started chasing me after falling off his shelf in the toy department. Ok I'll admit that I did smack it over the head with a toy hammer but that was only after Chucky's head started spinning on its own.
So anyhoo, I ran into Tucker, knocked him flat on his back, stepped on his fingers and apologised as I kept running. We haven't really been in contact much since then. Ok then, we have NEVAAAAH been in contact since then. He's a bit ignorant like that.
Trinket was seated next to me on a flight to Australia. She made what could have been a boring trip quite delightful. She has a wealth of knowledge about her home country. I was fascinated by her & that lovely accent. Just a charming lady who I would hope to connect with again
When I came to in the drunk tank of the Biloxi P.D. early that Sunday morning, SG11 was kind enough to tell me why we were still handcuffed together. I never did find out why the tranny stripper was in there with us, but she was very friendly even when we made bail and she didn't. SG11 did say he'd "make things right," but since I had to be in Memphis that afternoon I lost track of what finally happened to them.
Porgy was a speaker at an ACM artificial intelligence conference sponsored I attended. His topic was "Sexually Enhanced AI and Its Place in Future Households". I obtained an autographed copy of his paper.
Quote by olderguy41 she accidentally took my drink at a black tie cocktail party
Are you sure it was me? What kind of drink was it - that should tell you.
I met vbbond when he would not let me merge onto the freeway. I road rage chased him to his destination, at which point I confronted him and he made me laugh my head off and we thereafter became friends. Mostly because I will be friends with anyone who makes me laugh.
Layla was at the dentist at the same time as me. I heard she would become friends with anyone that made her laugh, so I got some nitrous oxide and a mask and put it on her. After a few minutes she was laughing at everything I said and we became the best of friends.... of course I have to keep a supply of laughing gas on me at all times b/c otherwise I'm not that funny.