...my husband found one day a while back. I read it and thought it was pretty good, even though I totally do not resemble some of these statements!! Haha. Thought a few of ya might get a chuckle out of it, if you haven't already seen it before:
I totally had to print that off and stick it on the cupboard by the fridge. Now I totally have to emigrate to escape my irate ladies, anyone got a spare room in Brazil?
If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill