Have you Ever...

Yes.

Have you ever been pulled over by the police in another state?

Yes

Have you ever been pulled over by the police and gotten out of a ticket.

Yes

Have you ever swam naked in the sea

Yes, Not by choice. The wave decided to take my bikini with it.

Have you ever rowed a canoe

Yes .. loved it

Have you ever danced In The rain

My wife loved to dance in the rain and I did it with her quite often.

Have you ever been outside, in the rain, naked?

Yes, I love dancing in the rain and stomping in the puddles.

Have you held hands with your loved one and skip down the road?

No

Have you ever secretly watched someone masturbating

Not watched. One time I thought I was listening to my girlfriend masturbating when I was younger and masturbated to it. Then I realized it was just the noises of our washing machine. It was broken. <_<

HYE masturbated to audio porn only?

Yes there’s some sexy voices that do audio porn

Have you ever masturbated to a book or story

Many times. In my youth, with no Internet, I would note the sex scenes in novels so I could go back to them for jerk fodder. And things like Penthouse Variations. I seem to be more visual these days so don't get off to writing as much.

HYE dreamt of sex with someone only to have it come true?

Yes!! It was heavenly and then some...

HYE wish something bad on someone and see it come true.

No although years ago I was in a taxi and someone was driving irrationality in the rain on a motorcycle and I thought they are gonna cause an accident. Not even 5 minutes later we passed them in an accident. I felt really bad for even thinking it.

HYE been in a car race? Either street or track

Yes a few times

HYE done a strip Tease for someone?

Oh, absolutely.

Have you ever kissed someone on a dare?

Yes

Have you ever made out with someone of the same sex?

No, however I did taste someone else's cum from a woman's vagina?

Have you ever given up having sex for Lent?

Ha! No!

Have you ever been anyone's heir?

No

Would you have sex with a stranger

No

Have you ever watched a movie that you didn't like because you're SO wanted to?

Yes

Have You Ever had sex in the woods

Yep.

Have you ever had a one night stand with a comparative stranger?

No

Have you ever licked a partners butt, and regretted afterward?

No

Would you wear your partner's underwear

Lisa's, yes. The guys' underwear? No.

Have you ever had to replace a windshield? (Windscreen for you Brits).

Yes
Have you ever broken a bone

Yes my ankle

Have you ever gotten a massage?

Yes after a sports injury

Have you ever been arrested

Yes and will not disclose how many times 🤣

Have you ever totaled a car?

Yes roll it down a hill

Have you ever had sex with a family member