Have you Ever...

I have.

HYE been homeless?

I have not

HYE had sex play under a waterfall?

I haven't

Have You Ever had sex in a church?

No.

HYE has sex in the family bathroom at a mall?

No but thanks for the advice

HYE had sex on an airplane?

Yes

Heve you fucked ur fruends mom while he's wasted downstairs

No, I fucked her mom while she was sober.

Have you ever fucked another member of a wedding you were a member of?

No. Never been in a wedding party

Have You Ever been restrained to a tree and used?

Does getting peed in by a passing puppy after my own dog had pinned me against a tree with her lead by wrapping it around a large oak count? 🙄

Have you ever suspended a sexual encounter because the (insert number) of you were laughing so much, a break was required?

No, we just kept on laughing and having sex

Have you ever had sex with an employee of a hotel, or other similar establishment?