Have you Ever...

Yeah, I couldn't even finish watching it.

Do you have a 'comfort' movie or TV series that you watch over and over?

Yes, it's corny but I watch Seinfeld over and over.

HYE been on a date and thought, what was I thinking to agree to it?

Yeah, once. I was taking one for the team though.

Have you ever ridden a Harley Davidson?

I’ve ridden many Harley Davidsons

Have you ever had sex in a treehouse?

Not yet!

Have you ever been caught cheating on a test?

No, I was a nerd in school and cheating wasn't necessary.

Have you ever given a commencement address anywhere?

Not a commencement speech, but a speech in front of about 500 guests.

Have you ever pinched a strangers bum?

Yes, but I thought it was a friends.

HYE had pity sex?

Not yet lol

HYE played strip poker?

Sure.

Have you ever lost all your clothes at strip poker?

Unfortunately yes, I'm not the best poker player lol

HYE stripped at an amateur night in a strip club?

Never.

HYE watched your SO have sex with some one else?

Many times

HYE let your SO watch you have sex with some one else?

Many times. He gets off on it!

Have you ever had sex with someone who had a cold or flu? Did you catch it?

Yes and yes sharing is caring no?

HYE said no to receiving oral?

I did.

HYE left work for a hookup and then came back to work?

No I haven’t. I think I’d feel guilty.

Have you ever been interrupted in the middle of sex with someone new and could never get back together again to finish?

Not someone new, but by her mother pulling in the driveway, while she was going down on me.

Have you ever been caught having sex and raced to put your clothes back on?

No, the few times I have been "caught" we just continued with what we were doing and they either left or sat down to watch.

Have you ever engaged in butt play and found that it was not as hygienic as you would have hoped?

No, hygiene is very important to me

HYE. Refuse sex because of poor hygiene?

Not that I can think of.

HYE had sex with a new partner you just picked up on the dance floor at a club/rave/party?

Yes, she ended up staying the weekend

HYE been "dogging"--- (just in case there's any confusion it's the practice of watching or engaging in exhibitionist sexual activity in a public place.)

No. I'm actually pretty careful to keep my outdoor activity out of sight.

HYE been to a political party convention?

No, if I want to see a circus, I hold out for Barnum & Bailey.

Have you ever been leg-humped?

By a human or dog? 🤣Yes.

HYE cum in public by touching yourself through clothing?

No, it'll be a bit of a mess lol

HYE walked in on your SO masturbating?

No.
HYE masturbated thinking of a friend?

Yes, a few of them!

Would you tell your partner you think another person is hot n sexy?

I've told her someone was attractive (usually a celeb, not someone in our real life), but I don't think I have ever used "hot and sexy" about someone other than her in her presence.

HYE pursued someone you thought was "hot" only to have them turn out to be rather "not"?

Mostly guys who turn out to be gay! 🙄

Have you ever been propositioned by someone the same sex as you?