Have you Ever...

I have, yes.

HYE wanted to share something personal about you here to someone?

Yes, and I have to a couple of different people, a couple of different personal things.

HYE purchased pot?

No.

Have you ever been dealt a Royal Flush?

Nope, never played those kinds of games.

HYE flirted with someone and then found out that the person was a friend's SO?

I knew my friend's SOs pretty early in the relationships so no.

HYE taken a serious risk the promised a good reward at the end?

Yeah. Trusting my own instincts instead of my father's when I took over management of the family business.

Have you ever been in a life-threatening situation?

Yes, of the medical variety.

Have you ever been on the news?

Only as part of a group, never me individually.

HYE been approached about taking a leadership role in your community?

No. Would never consider it so I believe my thoughts were well known and such deflected any consideration.

Has it ever occurred to you that this is really nonsense?

Most everything seems like nonsense to me.

Have you ever disappointed your parents in a big way?

More realizing they are human too

Have you ever experienced an earthquake?

No. Always seem to miss out on the rare ones around here.

HYE done something you have always dreamt of only to be disappointed?

Pretty much everything has been as expected. I suppose if I was to choose something my marriage and subsequent divorces would qualify.

HYE done anything without considering the consequences?

Sadly, yes. And the consequences were consequential!

Have you ever auditioned for a part in a play?

Never.

HYE hooked up with a stranger only to find that they are at your workplace too?

Actually, I have.

Have you ever touched a woman’s breasts accidentally and got a positive reaction?

No, but a stranger in a New York subway grabbed my ass on purpose, and got a negative reaction! 😠

Have you ever ridden on a New York subway? Any subway?

Ridden several, in fact. New York, Toronto, London, Washington. Probably others I am forgetting just now.

HYE camped out at a music (or other) festival?

Not a fan of camping out anywhere…so no.

Does it excite you to have your ass Finger-fucked while having oral sex?

Never done it but the idea excites me.😊

HYE been the one doing the fingering and oral?

Yes! ☺️

HYE had sex for a professional advantage?

No, I find that to be unethical...if I cant earn that advantage the old-fashioned way, then I dont want it.

HYE engaged in a sexual act in a mode of public transportation?

No, not yet 😄

HYE seen a big dick at a nude beach?

Never even been to a nude beach!

Have you ever worn a uniform?

I was a waitress during my first year of college....it didn't last long as I could not tolerate the rudeness of some people.

Have you ever been caught, using the bathroom, somewhere other than a bathroom?

Yeah, we were caught in a traffic jam that didn't move for nearly an hour, and Lisa and I had to pee, so we walked a ways from the car, and I'm sure the cars near us saw our naked butts.

Have you ever played spin the bottle with perfect strangers?

Yes, just yesterday!

HYE done something purely on impulse, just in the spur of the moment?

I'm not very good at that and can't think of any examples. In fact, I am badly prone to paralysis by analysis.

HYE had sex with someone you were in the process of breaking up with?

Yes. We both knew our relationship was not going to work, yet our attraction and desire for each other provided for some delicious indulgences. Very sad we had to part ways.

HYE driven an actual authentic raceway (not homemade or upscale regular road car)? If so, what kind of racecar?

Nope. Doubt my driving skills are up to it, fun as it might be.

HYE cracked a joke in a group and had someone be offended?