"There are very few personal problems that can't be resolved with a suitable application of high explosives!"
(My grandpa's favorite saying as well!)
Sue me !!
Aye carumba ( also Bart's favorite )
No rest for the wicked
Off the chain
"How very dare you !!" or "Get the fuck out" - said in fun and - they always get a laugh
I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend you're right to say it. - Voltaire
I've had to many chimichangas and I got's to pee.
"Fair dinkum" (yes we really do say that here)
You LIE!
WTF?
'Eeeeaaaassssyyyy Day'
'Its just fucking etiquette'
'Totes'
'Hilar'
There is nothing that can match the exhuberance of youth, except of course wisdom.... and treachery
"Yup"
"Well that's just silly"
"Very cool"
Ice cream ain't got no bones!
Jeezus Gawd
Ain't nobody got time for that!
Hoist with your own petard
You are telling me this as though you think I care. What did I do to give you that impression?
All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players - Shakespeare
Actions bring consequences.
"What are you like?"
"Ahhh yeah!"
Rub some dirt in it! (Like if someone gets hurt. Lol)
Totes approps.... it means totally appropriate
Hope is a good thing. Perhaps the best of things and a good thing never dies.
Andy Dufrasne, Shawshank Redemption
†Jinxy Approved†
Mama always said... (insert what ever wisdom fits the situation)
Speak of the Devil...
I never did mind the little things...
America the Beautiful...
Well bless your heart...
Cowgirl Up!
Yee haw!
There is no such thing as a musical emergency.
They can take your life. They can take your freedom. They can never take your education.
Wisdom is knowledge with a large dose of common sense.
You may now remove your head from the dark recess where it is lodged.
K. I'm done. Feel free to continue your senseless meandering.
Alden Bradley
The zenith of sensuality occurs in sensitivity.
Caring matters more than achieving gratification.
If you have ten thousand regulations, you destroy all respect for the law.
-Winston Churchill
What lies before you and what lies behind you are tiny to what lies within you
