Favorite Sayings

14 Mar 2013

"There are very few personal problems that can't be resolved with a suitable application of high explosives!"

(My grandpa's favorite saying as well!)

14 Mar 2013

Sue me !!
Aye carumba ( also Bart's favorite )
No rest for the wicked
Off the chain

14 Mar 2013

"How very dare you !!" or "Get the fuck out" - said in fun and - they always get a laugh

14 Mar 2013

I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend you're right to say it. - Voltaire

15 Mar 2013

gold star for trying biggrin

19 Mar 2013

I've had to many chimichangas and I got's to pee.

19 Mar 2013

"Fair dinkum" (yes we really do say that here)

You LIE!

WTF?

20 Mar 2013

'Eeeeaaaassssyyyy Day'

'Its just fucking etiquette'

'Totes'

'Hilar'

21 Mar 2013

"you're a nitwit"

22 Mar 2013

There is nothing that can match the exhuberance of youth, except of course wisdom.... and treachery

22 Mar 2013

"Yup"

"Well that's just silly"

"Very cool"

26 Mar 2013

Ice cream ain't got no bones!

26 Mar 2013

Jeezus Gawd

Ain't nobody got time for that!

27 Mar 2013

Hoist with your own petard

27 Mar 2013

You are telling me this as though you think I care. What did I do to give you that impression?

27 Mar 2013

All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players - Shakespeare

29 Mar 2013

Actions bring consequences.

29 Mar 2013

Too good to be true

17 Apr 2013

Well Fuck Me Runnin

17 Apr 2013

"What are you like?"

"Ahhh yeah!"

17 Apr 2013

Suck It Up Buttercup

†Jinxy Approved†

18 Apr 2013

Rub some dirt in it! (Like if someone gets hurt. Lol)

18 Apr 2013

Totes approps.... it means totally appropriate

26 Apr 2013

Hope is a good thing. Perhaps the best of things and a good thing never dies.
Andy Dufrasne, Shawshank Redemption

†Jinxy Approved†

26 Apr 2013

Mama always said... (insert what ever wisdom fits the situation)

26 Apr 2013

Speak of the Devil...

I never did mind the little things...

America the Beautiful...

Well bless your heart...

Cowgirl Up!

Yee haw!

26 Apr 2013

There is no such thing as a musical emergency.

They can take your life. They can take your freedom. They can never take your education.

Wisdom is knowledge with a large dose of common sense.

You may now remove your head from the dark recess where it is lodged.

K. I'm done. Feel free to continue your senseless meandering.

Alden Bradley

The zenith of sensuality occurs in sensitivity.
Caring matters more than achieving gratification.

23 May 2013

I'm a rule breaker not a rule maker bootyshake

23 May 2013

If you have ten thousand regulations, you destroy all respect for the law.
-Winston Churchill

23 May 2013

What lies before you and what lies behind you are tiny to what lies within you