“Do you have any notion of how goddamned crazy you are?”
― Cormac McCarthy, No Country for Old Men
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Agent Sands: Are you a Mexi-CAN or a Mexi-CAN'T?
Cucuy: I'm a Mexi-CAN
Agent Sands: Good. Then do as I say.
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[while flying in a helicopter with Air Cavalry soldiers]
Chef: Why do all you guys sit on your helmets?
Soldier: So we don't get our balls blown off.
"I'm sorry your son's a baboon's ass" - The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
Capt. Koons: The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
Get busy living or get busy dying ~ Shawshank Redemption
The dude Abides ~ big lebowski
"Remember I told you I was going to kill you last? I lied." -- Commando
"You're gonna get pitch slapped so hard your man boobs are gonna go concave."
"At least its not herpes. Or do you have that too?"
Both Fat Amy from Pitch Perfect, so funny.
Pulp Fiction
Are you OK?
No man, I'm pretty fucking far from OK
"Surely you don't mean that!"
"I do! And don't call me Shirley!"
-Airplane
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Marion: You're not the man I knew ten years ago.
Indiana: It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage.
Its good to be the King! - History of the world pt 1
For The Love of the Game
Gus Sinski: The boys are all here for ya, we'll back you up, we'll be there, cause, Billy, we don't stink right now. We're the best team in baseball, right now, right this minute, because of you. You're the reason. We're not gonna screw that up, we're gonna be awesome for you right now. Just throw.
"I'll have whatever she's having." Woman to the waitress in the restaurant where Sally just got done slapping the table with both her arms in a fake orgasm. "When Harry Met Sally"
Not my favorite movie. but a great line.
ok, this is a movie I saw with my family, its older thank I can remember but ok
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Jessica Rabbit "I am not bad I am drawn that way"
yippee-ki-yay motherfucker - Die Hard
"Frankly My Dear I don't give a Dam", Rhett Butler ---Gone WithThe Wind
" Call me Snake." Escape from New York
you eye balling me boy. you keep eye balling me I going to pop your eye ball and skull fuck you to death. officer and a gentlemen
Billie Frechette: What do you want?
John Dillinger: Everything. Right now.
Public Enemies (2009)
Tell me about it STUD..
Grease
Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed. "Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter." Yoda in The Empire Strikes Back
" i am not a monster, i am just ahead of the curve" joker- Dark knight
Elwood Blues :It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
The Blues Brothers
Bronson (pointing gun at dude): You believe in Jesus?
dude: yeah
Bronson: You're about to meet him.
not my fave flick but worth a mention
“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you.” – Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Major League "How's your wife and my kids?"