Complete The Sentence!

25 Jul 2011

Nurse ran around the corner into the waiting arms of EvilClown, grabbed the nearest syringe, and injected him with a tranquilizer. Whew, close call!

The circumstances that caused Lush to crash can be traced to.....

25 Jul 2011

The cirCUMstances that cause Lush to crash can be traced to Nicola and Gav having sloppy sex on top of the server.

When I was a teenage, I fantasized about.....

When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates

25 Jul 2011

When I was a teenage, I, LM, fantasized about Betty White, damn, I still do!

The first thing I did after my divorce was....................

25 Jul 2011

The first thing I did after my divorce was.................... look for Betty White porn to pass those long empty nights, lol.

O fcourse instead I found naughtythoughcute and Nikki703 doing....

If You want clean fun go fly a kite

25 Jul 2011

Of course instead I (evilclown) found naughtythoughcute and Nikki703 doing each other with strapons and I knew that I must have one of them take me in my ass! lol

Whenever someone asks me "How's Lush been treating you" I always reply with.....

When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates

25 Jul 2011

Whenever someone asks me (LM) "How's Lush been treating you" I always reply with the truth: "After my first month on Lush I had rubbed my dick raw from masturbating so ferociously that it is now a totally useless, vestigial appendage that only reminds me of better days."

The first time I saw naughtythoughcute's profile photos.....

25 Jul 2011

Photo's,,,,I (Hap) passed out from sheer delight.

I went to the cupboard to get the ironing board, but instead found,,,,

25 Jul 2011

scooter!

scooter was so excited,d , he said Nothing at all,
I mean he was speechless?
Scooter didn't even know this girl, she was your typical blond, 5 foot something and an asss that just wouldn't quit.
My kinda grillin material. Mmmmmmm

so what he did was....

25 Jul 2011

So what he did was call Hap.

Hap then

25 Jul 2011

Hap then exposed the woman as a fraud, picked up NN, and carried her away over his shoulder.

When an old friend comes back to Lush....

25 Jul 2011

When an old friend comes back to Lush, I shake my head and think it's been less than 48 hours since they left.

On the drive home from the office today...

25 Jul 2011

On the drive home from the office today I(CG) got a ticket for using my phone to access lush...again, while driving.

I changed the sheets

25 Jul 2011

On the drive home from the office today I flashed my boobs at the guy in the car next to me and he ran into a lamp post. Sorry, but I can't help it that I have nice tits!

The above was for CG; wow, NN is fast; for NN

I changed the sheets after Hap attacked me for 3 days straight, the perv. How does my hair look?

The craziest thing about Lush...

25 Jul 2011

the craziest thing about lush is that hap still thinks he has a chance with the girls...wierd.

after i brushed my hair

25 Jul 2011

after i brushed my hair...the mirror began to speak to me!

The mirror said...

Check out my tumblr and follow me: indecentespresso

26 Jul 2011

Quote by Espresso
after i brushed my hair...the mirror began to speak to me!

The mirror said...

Mirror mirror on the wall, if I stumble, will I fall?
I smashed that stupid mirror, then I got my delux, supper glass sweepper upper out, ann sucked up all the glass

After breackfast I ate...

26 Jul 2011

After breakfast, I (Scooter) ate 3 more jelly donuts and swore I would start my diet tomorrow!

On my way to the Lush party, I stopped to pick up...

26 Jul 2011

I stopped to pick up curlygirly,

but she wasn't dressed yet so...

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26 Jul 2011

I picked her up any ways,
mostly; any ways but loose.
The lack of clothing only slowed me down for a brief second or two, as I was determined to pick her up,,,
clothes or no clothes,

I didn't have clothes on my self, or clause's, so I figured....

26 Jul 2011

I didn't have clothes on my self, or clause's, so I figured, What the hell and just went out naked as a jaybird...

Whilst walking in stupidly high-heeled shoes the other night..

26 Jul 2011

Whilst walking in stupidly high-heeled shoes the other night.. i broke a heel and had to be helped up off the street by a wonderful old lady.

I was looking for a ray of sunshine today...

26 Jul 2011

I was looking for a ray of sunshine today, but she had not yet logged into Lush, so I thought I would try again later.

The first time I posted on a forum thread, I posted on...

26 Jul 2011

The first time (curlygirly) posted on a forum thread, I posted on "Who Wants To Fuck Hap," a real forum set up by someone who was obviously delusional. I declined.

The best thing(s) about the forum posts.....

26 Jul 2011

The best thing(s) about the forum posts is that I, NN, am here! ;D

after standing gaing at the water, Hap

26 Jul 2011

After standing gazing at the water, Hap asked each of NN, Nikki, curlygirly, and Mazza to "rock the boat" with him. He received 3 slaps in the face and one knee in the nuts. Who claims kicking him in his netherland?

The only way Lush would be better....

26 Jul 2011

The only way Lush would be better is if all women were required to have a topless pic of themselves as an avatar.

The only way Lush would be worse....

When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates

26 Jul 2011

The only way Lush would be worse is if all the guys were required to have "ACCURATE'" pics of their cocks as an avatar.

If I Could Only Post On Lush Once A Day It Would Be...............................

26 Jul 2011

If I Could Only Post On Lush Once A Day It Would Be a much less awesome place than it is now!!

If I could give one piece of advice when i comes to using gadgets...

26 Jul 2011

Ooops, sorry for the double post...

Ignore this one and read the one above...

Embarassed

26 Jul 2011

If I could give one piece of advice when it comes to using gadgets, it would be to have plenty of double A batteries on hand!!! ;)

If LM were to get a tattoo it would be...