Once in a while I get this strange rash on my scrotum - I think it's because I can't stop rubbing...
The other day, as I was chatting to a friend on Lush...
The other day, as I was chatting to a friend on Lush...
and the more we chatted, I felt myself becoming aroused......
Three sexy Lushies went to the amusement park and when Nikki, Lola, and Angel got off the water ride in white tshirts with no bra underneath they gave all the guys their hard-ons.
When I can't get on Lush during the weekends I pass the time by.....
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates When I can't get on Lush during the weekends I, LM, pass the time by fantasizing about Lola, Angel And Nikki having a kinky threesome in a pool of whipped cream. MMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
Whlie watching a baseball game on TV, LM saw a woman run naked across the field and he was sure she was..........................
Whlie watching a baseball game on TV, LM saw a woman run naked across the field and he was sure she was Hap's girlfriend because she had a look of terror in her eyes and was running like the wind.
Whenever Nikki gets out of the shower each day she holds a handheld mirror between her legs, and tells her crotch......
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates Whenever Nikki gets out of the shower each day she holds a handheld mirror between her legs, and tells her crotch "I promise to get you some action today, just like yesterday, and the day before, and every other day for the last 6 years. What would like today, male or female?"
As Lushie's favorite male forum poster was running he tripped on his dick.....
Hap, as Lushie's favorite male forum poster was running he tripped on his dick, you should be ashamed for naming your dog Dick.
All these callouses on my hands, must be from......
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates All these callouses on my hands, must be from......
chatting on lush with my phone!
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i lose cell phone service when I
I lose cell phone service when I put it on vibrate and use it as a sex toy.
Whenever I log onto Lush I always have a message from Lush Administration about......
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates Whenever I log onto Lush I always have a message from Lush Administration about my forum posts that pick on poor, pathetic, defenseless, hyper-sensitive, thin-skinned, crab-without-a-shell, Hap.
The last thing I do before I sign off Lush....
The last thing I (Hap) do before I sign off Lush is zip up my pants and try to clean the sticky mess off my keyboard.
Before I accept a friend request, I always check the profile to see...
Before I (curlygirly) accept a friend request, I always check the profile to see if the person is a real pervert; if she/he is, I accept them, otherwise "delete."
The last time I looked at curlygirly's profile page photos....
The last time I (Hap) looked at curlygirly's profile page photos, she caught me "redhanded" and sent me an IM asking me exactly what I was doing, because I spend so much time on her page.
When I took a swim after dinner...
I( cg) puked as i(cg) completely forgot that it is never a very good idea to swim right after having food..
when I reached the gym today... i saw a few..
naked guys heading for the shower.
one night i was walking down the street in lushville and saw hap and.......
he was worshipping at his little shrine dedicated to all his Lush Crushes.
Upon receiving my new drivers license today, I looked at the photograph and....
Upon receiving my new driver's license today, I (wildcat) looked at the photograph and thought, damn I'm good looking. Not wonder I get so much cock!
All I want for Christmas is......
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates All I want for Christmas is 3 hot blondes, 2 sexy brunettes and a blow job in a pear tree!
It is gonna be over 100 degrees today so........................................
All I want for Christmas is my 2 favorite Lushies riding me. (For LM, Nikki is quick)
It is gonna be over 100 degrees today, so I best conserve energy and do nothing but lie by the pool all day.
During the thunderstorm...
During the thunderstorm, the house shook so much, Curly's panties just fell off.
Ill try this one again:
It is gonna be over 100 degrees today so........................................
It is gonna be over 100 degress today so I think I'll fill the hot tub with ice and soak in it for a while. (Be sure to keep your boobs above the water line so we can see your hard nipples LOL)
If the end of the world happened tomorrow I'd spend the rest of today doing.....
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates If the end of the world happened tomorrow I (LM) would spend the rest of today doing my taxes because I love that more than eating, swimming, skydiving, or fucking.
The day I saw naked photos of Nikki, Wildcat, and curlygirly at the same time....
The day I saw naked photos of Nikki, Wildcat, and curlygirly at the same time, I got down on my knees and prayed because I thought I died and had gone to heaven.
When a Lushy was sitting and reading the paper...
When a Lushy ws siting and reading the paper, the Lushville Gazette, I was shocked to see that CG had won the Lushville "best thong shot" award. Congrats!
Today I am going to...
Today I am going to forget about emptying bed pans and instead fuck that new patient in Room 8E. Once I start sucking his dick he will be "cured."
The worst thing that can happen to a Lush lovely is.....
The worst thing that can happen to a Lush lovely is..... to be banned from the site for 14 days.
Lush has created this site and we all are soon to be forecd to become paying members .....
...if the boom in IT IPO's continue.
It was bad enough that she stole my wallet while I was handcuffed to the bed.....
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It was bad enough that she stole my wallet while I was handcuffed to the bed, but she also took pics of me and posted them on the BDSM thread on Lush.
There were 3 women and 1 man in a Lush chatroom when...
There were 3 women and 1 man in a Lush chatroom when work ended. Suddenly there was an explosion of people. 34 girls and 10 guys.
Later on today, I am going to shower and
