The awkward moment when you put your hand out to catch a door, miss completely and it slams straight into your head, giving you concussion and several hours of awkward moments. It's the awkward moment that just keeps on giving.
That awkward moment when you leave you bullet in your panties at work and right after you climax a customer walks in. *you look flushed* (If you only knew why... )
You go to her family's house, ready to ask her Dad for her hand, and suddenly get distracted by her sister, having not seen her before. When the father asks you what you want to talk to him about, you say the sister's name loud and clear for all to hear. Your BAD. Stupid too.
That awkward moment where you didn't realize the sliding glass door was closed and crash into it, falling down, and attracting even more attention because you're one of those people who laughs at everything .
Your best friend begs you to double date with him and his girl, by blind dating her sister. Then you get into the back seat on the way to an outdoor theater and you almost pass out because it seems your "date" has eaten a RAW onion to make sure this blind date turns out to be a failure. (She didn't want to go either!) You stay away as far as possible! You are suffocating! Really dieing!!
However, she finally looks at you, thinks you are hot, and for 3 hours she tries to make out with you, RAW onion and all!!
Now how do you explain that smell to your parents when you get home and the year is 1974?! Do you really think they are going to believe the truth or think you've been doing some kind of loco weed?? Dad took my car keys away for two weeks. *sigh*