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Awkward Moments

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When you wake up at 10 am on Saturday morning only to realize it is only Friday and you are 2 hours late for work.
shit.. that was a bad thing to imagine... i almost got worried...


when you think you still are left with some tea/coffee in your mug and try to sip it in front of the whole meeting while....the mug is empty

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That Awkward Moment When Your Sarcasm Is So Advanced, That People Actually Think Your Stupid. (Happens to me all the time.)
That awkward moment when you realize that an innocent statement you just made could be taken completely differently (i.e, after losing some weight, saying "I just can't keep my pants up anymore.")
That awkward moment when you're asked to read out loud in class and you don't even know what page you're on.

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What page?

Shouldn't have been looking at her legs!
How can I stand to read now!
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Quote by thesilkyknot


Ummm, this thread is about awkward moments. Not creepy moments.

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That awkward moment when the cop who stopped you puts his head in your window, and you've got, donuts.
The awkward moment where you peruse someone's profile and look at their gallery pics full of them and their various body parts only to find those same exact pics on the first page of Google Images when you type a couple of words in the search engine.

Like really, people?

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LMAO....

WHEN you are all set to get mischievous and suddenly you see that you have been handed a hammer to keep the decorum.....
That awkward moment when your Lush friend texts you “brb” and is gone for five hours.
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
That awkward moment when you realise you've waited five hours for your Lush friend.
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
That awkward moment when you are reading someone’s graphic t-shirt and it looks like you are staring at their boobs.
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
That awkward moment when you bend down and your trousers / pants rip and you're wearing floral underwear.
Only wear black thongs now!
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
That awkward moment when you accidentally fart doing sit-ups at the Gym.
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
The awkward moment when Frank has half a page worth of hilarious awkward moments.

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Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
The awkward moment when Frank has half a page worth of hilarious awkward moments.


When a friend realises the mistake in encouraging her friend!
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
When you send a whisper to the room ... which so should have been private
oh, I hate when that happens!!!!
When random strangers throw in your face that Lush is a "sex site" when you turn them down for cyber.B5AYPfUxC4YvuUdn

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Yep, that's awkward!
The awkward moment when you bite into something thinking it's a tasty snack and it turns out to be something else entirely.
The awkward moment when someone mentions sliding down a razor blade and landing in a tub of vinegar to a room full of men
like what? LOL


That awkward moment when you're blackboxing with 2 ppl and suddenly you realise you've sent the box saying "kiss my arse" to the wrong person.