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that awkward moment when you have been talking to a friend on lush all day and then see on their profile later that it was their birthday today.
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Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
The awkward moment when the "mirror" you've been making faces/looking up your nose in is actually a window.MKbINKnxeRuz4ech
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The awkward moment when you dream about your boss catching you masturbating in your office and then you realize you are not dreaming
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Sent my wife a filthy text.
Thankfully not very long.
Pressed SEND.
It was the work number!
The receptionist received a proposition from the automated delivery voice.
Then checked the sender.
Thankfully not very long.
Pressed SEND.
It was the work number!
The receptionist received a proposition from the automated delivery voice.
Then checked the sender.
Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney
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That awkward moment when you dream about someone and call out their name in your sleep....then have to explain to your SO
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
The awkward moment when someone you don't like says something funny...and you try your damndest NOT to laugh.
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Or when that person you hate does something really nice for you!
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When you walk into an important meeting and realize your pants are split
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Accident???? when you get up to the register at the store, get everything rung up, and then realize you forgot your wallet with all your money and credit cards at home
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when you feel sick , but don't quite make it to the bathroom in time
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When two people you really want to cyber with, both send you an OM at the same time and you have to pick one or the other
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getting a phone call from your mom while you are in the middle of sex
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saying fuck in front of your 7 year old niece
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
That awkward moment when someone pulls out their BEST sexual advances online and you don't respond...and they don't take the hint and just keep it going, creating a whole cyber sex scene involving you but EXCLUDES any input from you.bsN9FiKqwCNtJWux
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when two people in a chat room start having really bad cyber
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
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when two people in a chat room start having really bad cyber
OMG! I've left many a chat room because of awful cyber. "Oh yeah, baby. Lickin your clitty like crazy."...I HATE being stuck in the middle of horrible cyber!
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when you sneeze really hard in front of that one gorgeous man in the gym whom you have always wanted to say hello......
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when you sneeze really hard in front of that one gorgeous man in the gym whom you have always wanted to say hello......
I told you babe that I didn't mind at all
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lmao//....awkward moment ....when nate thinks he is gorgeous LMAO ..HAHAHA
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lmao//....awkward moment ....when nate thinks he is gorgeous LMAO ..HAHAHA
Of course I am
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LMAO..THATS ANOTHER AWKWARD ONE ...LOLOL