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That awkward moment when you fart during sex
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Awkward Moments
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the awkward moment when your taking a shower at a friends. you get naked then realise you have no idea how the shower works
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When someone is J walking, and you wave them to go, than they wave you to go. You start going, and they start walking. You stop, and wave them, and they stop and wave you. You both look at each other like idiots.
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The awkward moment when your caught with an erection by your female friends.
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That awkward moment when your on the top bunk with a girl, pants around your ankles and your moms walks in. She then askes whats going on, you say "nothing" and she says "Lift your legs up". Then you realize no matter what you do your fucked so you just lay there till she freaks out. Yaaaaaaa.
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That awkward moment when you're cybering (on cam) and you're parents walk in.
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That awkward run/walk thing you do when someone in a car lets you cross the street.
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That awkward moment when someone you've been talking about is right behind you....
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The awkward moment when you are in your 19 year old son's room talking to him and his girlfriend while casually putting his clothes away and what is in the drawer that you open.....HIS SEX TOY collection! The girlfriend's face turned about 15 shades of red! LOL.
I believe your son is a "big boy" now and should put away his own clothes. ;-)
That awkward moment when your on the cusp of orgasming and your mother calls on the phone to ask how your day is. Killing the feeling.
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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN BOTH OF YOU ARE SO SWEET AND AGGRESSIVE IN CHAT BUT WHEN YOU MEET, PERSONALLY BOTH OF YOU CAN'T SAY A THING AND LOOK INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES..LOL
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That awkward moment when your wife's best friend "accidently" rubs her full front against you.....
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that awkward moment when you are cybering with someone, bringing them to the edge of orgasm and your internet goes down
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That awkward moment when you're in a lush chatroom and a guy won't stop hounding you. Like....do you pull the bitch card and flip out, or do you use wit to bypass his advances?
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That awkward moment when:
You answer the phone thinking you are talking to one sister and she askes "What do you think of Marie's new tattoo on FB?"
Then you start to bag out the other sister's tattoo until she says "Do you know who are talking to?"
That's right I got caught almost bagging out my sister Marie's tattoo by Marie.
You answer the phone thinking you are talking to one sister and she askes "What do you think of Marie's new tattoo on FB?"
Then you start to bag out the other sister's tattoo until she says "Do you know who are talking to?"
That's right I got caught almost bagging out my sister Marie's tattoo by Marie.
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That awkward moment when you're in a lush chatroom and a guy won't stop hounding you. Like....do you pull the bitch card and flip out, or do you use wit to bypass his advances?
If tact doesn't work, go bitchy on his arse, but avoid the awkward moment when he likes bitchy. A balance is required, methinks
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the awkward moment when you have just made a date with someone, then someone else that you REALLY want to do out with asks you out for the same day.
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not reading a profile and finding out that girl you've been flirting with is a dude!
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your boss showing you a phone call list that shows you dialed into a radio contest like 50 times in a row!
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farting on an escalator
