No, I'm not. That was earlier.
As for the rest...your Mother was a hamster and your Father smelt of elderberries.
You know, Ana...I always had a sneaky suspicion our little black and white friend might be Anansie.
(That's a joke, that is. Honestly!)
at work right now so that would be a no
Not now
Selfie time was earlier
I've got a pound of fresh liver in a plastic bag and...
nope! i'm playing in forum and can't do both at once
lmao ... ok you two right now I dont know which of you I hate more ... G .. I assume it was the colour that put you off? shall I put the green one on?
As for you KK I will deal with YOU later ;).
Opsey .. the topic ... not right now no damn it I mean I could do and type and drink my tea and smoke a ciggy all at the same time if I wanted too since I am a fella and can multi-task but the truth is I did in the shower this morning so it will be another 2 days at least before I recover from that.
Hahaha Keira that's horrific ..... The luminous green would help him find it in the dark ;)
Luv ya really John X
I'm not masturbating by holding a mug in my left hand and occasionally lifting it to my mouth to sip coffee. My other hand is busy on the trackpad of my laptop. (hehehe)
I think I might use Ginger's hand mine are busy
actually yes, why i might make it to work on time. just slowly rubbing my lips and clitty
I'm not, but I already did twice this morning. First using fingers in bed when I woke up and then in the shower using suction cup dildo stuck to the shower wall.
Well I do have a vibe in and it is feeling quite nice...
Hahaha yes,How.....l'm reading forums,enjoying bitter chocolate ice cream,oh licking spoon all around,tasting ice cream..so now am i masurbating? Hahaha think..think.....so answer is?
mmmm watching Sonia lick that spoon... oh you know I'm masturbating...
Negative ghost rider... and even if I was I wouldnt be telling you...just sayin
i am always waking my mole, beating the stick, making baby batter, spewing love potion and how do I do it well how about i show you instead ;)
Not right now I did try to use Cindy's hand but she declined