Smooth. Rolls around your tongue more easily.
(19 votes) 68%
Crunchy. I’m a nut busting motherfucker.
(10 votes) 36%
Extra oily. Extra lube always comes in handy.
(1 vote) 4%
Reduced oil. I like to go in dry.
(1 vote) 4%
Made from chestnuts. I like boobs.
(0 votes) 0%
Cashew. Bless you.
(2 votes) 7%
Any nuts will do. I’m desperate.
(0 votes) 0%
Keep that shit away from me.
(1 vote) 4%
Just call me squirrel.
(3 votes) 11%