Words of Wiz-dom and 'slow'guns to live by...

4 May 2018

Words of Wiz-dom and 'slow'guns to live by is a thread for you to post your life philosophies, and/or advice or general attitude sloguns.

Be original and don't be quoting other people's posts, throwing in your responses.

I'll start...

Beware of superheroes who don't wear panties and tube socks on top of their tights.

4 May 2018

Titties.

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5 May 2018

Can the French celebrate Cinco de Mayo?

19 Jun 2018

None of this will matter 300 years from now.

19 Jun 2018

Always say what you mean and always mean what you say.

19 Jun 2018

Ignorance is never a sin until you start waving like a flag.

23 Jul 2018

Can vegans eat Animal Crackers?

18 Oct 2018

Don't wear a butt plug after you've been eating boiled peanuts. You could shoot that thing right out of there like the cork out of a champagne bottle.

18 Oct 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FPxn-yvxGI pay close attention to what John Spencer at the beginning of the video,theres a life lesson to be learned from it

18 Oct 2018

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

18 Oct 2018

If the puppy wants to sleep under the covers go ahead and allow it. Just make sure to take your Ambien.

18 Oct 2018

Quote by Beffer
None of this will matter 300 years from now.

Nothing really matters now. Just take an extra one of those Ambian that Green_Man mentioned...it'll be Tu-da-loo-tuna time......Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

3 Nov 2018

If it moves fondle it

Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.

Gracie Goes To Hollywood's - True

The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)

3 Nov 2018

flush twice, it's a long way to Washington

Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.

Gracie Goes To Hollywood's - True

The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)

3 Nov 2018

Military advice: If it moves salute it. If it doesn't move paint it. If you can't paint it blow the fuck out of it.

Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.

Gracie Goes To Hollywood's - True

The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)

3 Nov 2018

Sex is boring. is relatively boring. Necrophilia is dead boring. Buggery is a pain in the arse.

Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.

Gracie Goes To Hollywood's - True

The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)

3 Nov 2018

Make love not war.

Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.

Gracie Goes To Hollywood's - True

The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)

3 Nov 2018

I used to have an open mind but my brains fell out.

Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.

Gracie Goes To Hollywood's - True

The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)

10 Dec 2018

While l don't know the percentages, it is said men often think with their dicks, there are lots of women who think with their pussy.

10 Dec 2018

Quote by Beffer
None of this will matter 300 years from now.

Or today for that matter. Geronimo!! 54*40' or Fight! Tippecanoe and Tyler too! club

30 Jun 2019

Don't wear a white shirt while eating chocolate ice cream.

29 Jul 2019

I think l want to be cremated when l die, so future nosy-assed archeologists won't disrespect my grave, dig up my bones and put them on display somewhere.

30 Jul 2019

You know it’s hot outside when you go outside and it’s HOT

30 Jul 2019

Women should be obscene and not heard.

I can't say I totally agree with it, have you ever known me to STFU? Just putting it out there

Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.

Gracie Goes To Hollywood's - True

The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)

30 Jul 2019

Quote by GraceW
Women should be obscene and not heard

I’ve heard of seen and not heard but obscene is a new one to me ?

If you close your eyes, you can’t see

30 Jul 2019

Quote by MyWildfire

I’ve heard of seen and not heard but obscene is a new one to me ?

If you close your eyes, you can’t see

I promise you it's not new. When I was fifteen, ie when dinosaurs roamed the earth, I worked for Fly By Night Enterprises. We sold buttons, hundreds of buttons, including "Women should be obscene and not heard," and my personal favourite, "Flush twice, it's a long way to Washington."

Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.

Gracie Goes To Hollywood's - True

The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)

31 Jul 2019

I have heard The Washington one before

You know it’s time to clean out your purse when the passenger airbag light comes on

31 Jul 2019

I do not exercise because I want to stay in shape. Round is a shape.

Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.

Gracie Goes To Hollywood's - True

The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)

1 Aug 2019

I just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the Pringle’s holder on the treadmill

3 Aug 2019

If you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener, you are drunk ?

Are you sure?