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Well it's reassuring. But 83% are over. That's crazy talk.

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You are not alone, Danny.

We are not alone.


Well it's reassuring. But 83% are over. That's crazy talk.

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Well it's reassuring. But 83% are over. That's crazy talk.


Over! Good god, woman. Anything else is barbaric, lol.

Supposedly the original patent was over. No I've not independently verified it smile


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Well it's reassuring. But 83% are over. That's crazy talk.



Following Sturgeon's Law (90% of everything is crap!), the 'over' consensus is obviously crap, leaving the truly discerning 17% of us ...who are clearly right. Under it is!
Over, of course. I wasn't born in a barn.
Over. Under is just weird!
Obviously, those who hang it under are bent on world disorder. We can't have that. The underhangers must be made to adhere to world order or we'll have to deal rather harshly with them. Yes, we'll confiscate their toilet paper and make them use corncobs.



OVER!
The argument has lived on for ever..... while I personally don't care, that attitude results in about a 50-50 chance of a bicker-fest over how I messed up, putting on a new roll. I then started simply getting a new roll out as need developed, use what I needed and leave it in a handy place within arm's length to let housemate address the "correct" installation. That too, was declared "unacceptable and lazy".
My next counter protest gesture was to "leave it empty. You guessed.... unacceptable.....
So now... as the roll nears the 1/4th Mark, I reach into closet, getting a new roll.... use from it and then hide it under sink vanity, (within reach), using from that roll, until the "appropriately installed roll" gets used up by others and replaced.
No more arguments... no more blame, and plausible denial.....
Over by preference but under due to need. Our cat is fascinated with unwinding the entire damn roll with it "over" The choice was either under or get rid of the cat.
83% over !!!.
Our hotel maids have instructions to fold the edges and it MUST be OVER.
I checked on a few of the maids after reading this and they say very occasionally somebody will move the roll to be under.


you should've told her that shit yesterday.

Say. Her. Name.


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Under.

I need to have a talk with your parents. This is just inexcusable.


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you should've told her that shit yesterday.

I done this once in a rush in my "allocated toilet" (Ensuite - because he isn't allowed to do a #2 / Amber Heard in there)


  • BF found it.

  • BF took the roll downstairs.

  • BF threw it at my head. sad

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