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Is 72 too old to get your first that?
Convict
That what?
That thing...?
That banana?
That kitty?
That thing...?
That banana?
That kitty?
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An Extraordinary Orgasm.
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Wild at Heart
Quote by trinket
That what?
That thing...?
That banana?
That kitty?
They meant tatt. Use your brain.
And no. The answer is no. Just go to an artist that has experience with older skin.
"the Great God (snicker)" - James 'Bear' Llewellyn
Quote by Magical_felix
They meant tatt. Use your brain.
And no. The answer is no. Just go to an artist that has experience with older skin.
Really?
I thought they'd typo'd and meant twat.
On such a fundamental question, I'd have thought a quick check on speeling wouldn't go amiss.
If it is tatt(oo) -
Broadcaster David Dimbleby gets first tattoo aged 75
Either way, you're only too old once you're dead.
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living dead girl
Quote by trinket
That what?
That thing...?
That banana?
That kitty?
That vibrator
That cactus
That teddy bear
That weed
That machete
I'd love you to check out my latest
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Wild at Heart
Quote by kiteares
Really?
I thought they'd typo'd and meant twat.
On such a fundamental question, I'd have thought a quick check on speeling wouldn't go amiss.
If it is tatt(oo) -
Broadcaster David Dimbleby gets first tattoo aged 75
Either way, you're only too old once you're dead.
Just use your brain. I know it's like begging a fish to use its thumbs... But try at least.
"the Great God (snicker)" - James 'Bear' Llewellyn
Quote by Magical_felix
Just use your brain. I know it's like begging a fish to use its thumbs... But try at least.
Glad to see the bypass went as planned
My latest offering -
Once more in Love Poems - My Forever Beauty
My 2 previous submissions:
Both Love Poems
Please read and enjoy. If you really enjoyed a story someone has written; how about clicking on 'Like' and/or 'Favorite'.
Why not leave a comment too?
Convict
Quote by vanessa26
That vibrator
That cactus
That teddy bear
That weed
That machete
Might be a bit old to be swinging a machete around a twat... try a chainsaw.VhDFXlJ01ZRJVeoY
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
Whistling on my journey
Quote by vanessa26
That vibrator
That cactus
That teddy bear
That weed
That machete
I see a pink and polka dot machete in your hall closet Vanessa
My latest love poem has landed
Lover Moon
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Whistling on my journey
Quote by vanessa26
That vibrator
That cactus
That teddy bear
That weed
That machete
I see a pink and polka dot Teddy Bear on your bed Vanessa
My latest love poem has landed
Lover Moon
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.
Whistling on my journey
My latest love poem has landed
Lover Moon
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.
Wild at Heart
Quote by kiteares
Glad to see the bypass went as planned
You guys are making fun of a 72 year old not noticing that "tatt" was autocorrected to "that".
....You guys are a bunch of fucking morons.
Advanced Wordsmith
Not at all if you are really interested in doing it. I recommend you do extensive research into finding an artist that matches his style to your needs and would enjoy your "canvas".
"the Great God (snicker)" - James 'Bear' Llewellyn
Quote by Magical_felix
You guys are making fun of a 72 year old not noticing that "tatt" was autocorrected to "that".
....You guys are a bunch of fucking morons.
Nope not making fun, just saying what I thought it had meant when I first read it...
Oh and offered a little link to show it's not an issue.
Equally I didn't get my panties in a twist over something I took totally the wrong way.
I do know for certain, that if this 50 something year old cocks up like that I would be laughing along with all the people having a bit of fun, but not with the person going around calling people names.
Bless I guess some people just don't like Mondays, I hope the rest of your week is better for you.
Remember also that you do not know what is going on in the background either.
My latest offering -
Once more in Love Poems - My Forever Beauty
My 2 previous submissions:
Both Love Poems
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Wild at Heart
Quote by kiteares
Nope not making fun, just saying what I thought it had meant when I first read it...
No, you guys are making fun. Doesn't matter if you claim you're not. Just like how I called you fucking morons, it doesn't matter if I pretend I didn't because anyone that can read can see for themselves.
Just saying it's a 72 yo making an auto-correct typo. You guys are acting like it's a big deal. Just lame.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Magical_felix
You guys are making fun of a 72 year old not noticing that "tatt" was autocorrected to "that".
....You guys are a bunch of fucking morons.
i thought he mean't 'hat'. and really, you're never to old to wear a hat.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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This whole thread should be deleted.
In the world's harsh wear and tear many a very sincere attachment is slowly obliterated.
Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by GDad0321
What do you think? Am I too old for getting my first that?
a serious answer. no. if it's something you want to do, than do it. screw what anybody else thinks.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Troublemaker
Quote by sprite
a serious answer. no. if it's something you want to do, than do it. screw what anybody else thinks.
That certainly great advice.
living dead girl
Quote by fuzzy1954
I see a pink and polka dot machete in your hall closet Vanessa
You saw that....
I'd love you to check out my latest
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/monster-sex/-summer-of-the-tentacle-.aspx
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Active Ink Slinger
I love you all. I have not laughed so much in a long time. I needed that up lift.
Yes, I have been thinking about getting my first tattoo. Spent 7 years in the US Marines and didn't get one. Got out of my first marriage after 19 years. Been in my current relationship for 34 years. Off and on during all of that I thought about getting one but never did. Maybe I should have a tattoo of a twat on my chest so every time I take my shirt off I can sport my twat tattoo all over the place.
You have to love technology. But you also have to be Ready to use a little humor (humour, for you Brits! Even though our technology gets a tummy ache when we use the Queen's English) when it decides that it knows better than the person using it.
I think it's time I throw up another post and see how much reaction I can get on it. The question now comes where should I put it.
Yes, I have been thinking about getting my first tattoo. Spent 7 years in the US Marines and didn't get one. Got out of my first marriage after 19 years. Been in my current relationship for 34 years. Off and on during all of that I thought about getting one but never did. Maybe I should have a tattoo of a twat on my chest so every time I take my shirt off I can sport my twat tattoo all over the place.
You have to love technology. But you also have to be Ready to use a little humor (humour, for you Brits! Even though our technology gets a tummy ache when we use the Queen's English) when it decides that it knows better than the person using it.
I think it's time I throw up another post and see how much reaction I can get on it. The question now comes where should I put it.
Active Ink Slinger
I must confess that even i, a long time technology person, get screw by today's spelling and grammar assistants more often than not. I think much faster that I am able get it on the page.
Space Force Deserter
It's never too old! Just make sure to take a picture, sketch, or have an idea of what you want going in for the tattoo artist. And be sure and post a photo for us!
"Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were, but without it we go nowhere.”
― Carl Sagan
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Quote by GDad0321
I love you all. I have not laughed so much in a long time. I needed that up lift.
Yes, I have been thinking about getting my first tattoo. Spent 7 years in the US Marines and didn't get one. Got out of my first marriage after 19 years. Been in my current relationship for 34 years. Off and on during all of that I thought about getting one but never did. Maybe I should have a tattoo of a twat on my chest so every time I take my shirt off I can sport my twat tattoo all over the place.
You have to love technology. But you also have to be Ready to use a little humor (humour, for you Brits! Even though our technology gets a tummy ache when we use the Queen's English) when it decides that it knows better than the person using it.
I think it's time I throw up another post and see how much reaction I can get on it. The question now comes where should I put it.
I don't know where to put, but I'd say it should just say "PRO" for all the procrastination regarding this tattoo.
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
Convict
Quote by noll
I don't know where to put, but I'd say it should just say "PRO" for all the procrastination regarding this tattoo.
Hmmm, that could work even if he meant “TWAT”
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
Active Ink Slinger
Go to a good artist and get a honest opinion if your skin can take the needle(s). Many times older skin does not fair well when tattooed. Some times it will tear or the tat ends up looking like an ink blob. Ask about being on blood thinners. If all is good go for it.
"the Great God (snicker)" - James 'Bear' Llewellyn
Quote by GDad0321
I love you all. I have not laughed so much in a long time. I needed that up lift.
Yes, I have been thinking about getting my first tattoo. Spent 7 years in the US Marines and didn't get one. Got out of my first marriage after 19 years. Been in my current relationship for 34 years. Off and on during all of that I thought about getting one but never did. Maybe I should have a tattoo of a twat on my chest so every time I take my shirt off I can sport my twat tattoo all over the place.
You have to love technology. But you also have to be Ready to use a little humor (humour, for you Brits! Even though our technology gets a tummy ache when we use the Queen's English) when it decides that it knows better than the person using it.
I think it's time I throw up another post and see how much reaction I can get on it. The question now comes where should I put it.
Glad you got a bit of smile from our antics...
Maybe you could have wording around your twat tatt - "That" over the top, "Twat" underneath. speeling
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Oh and welcome to the forums.
My latest offering -
Once more in Love Poems - My Forever Beauty
My 2 previous submissions:
Both Love Poems
Please read and enjoy. If you really enjoyed a story someone has written; how about clicking on 'Like' and/or 'Favorite'.
Why not leave a comment too?
Sitting at the edge of darkness
You are never too old for twat! You just may have to be a bit creative if physical limitations are there. Adapt and conquer or be conquered!
Same goes for a tatt! Perhaps a lil yellow bird with: I tawt I taw a puddy twat!
At 61 I have had over a decade of serious thought into getting a tatt. Just have not figured out what I can live with the rest of my life. However that said, living with a tatt for the next say 20-30 years is easier to deal with now than for the next 60 when I first thought of getting one!
Just make sure you use a reputable artist that can give you what you want. And verify that if you are on any medications, they won't cause excessive bleeding.
Same goes for a tatt! Perhaps a lil yellow bird with: I tawt I taw a puddy twat!
At 61 I have had over a decade of serious thought into getting a tatt. Just have not figured out what I can live with the rest of my life. However that said, living with a tatt for the next say 20-30 years is easier to deal with now than for the next 60 when I first thought of getting one!
Just make sure you use a reputable artist that can give you what you want. And verify that if you are on any medications, they won't cause excessive bleeding.
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https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-sweet-nectar-.aspx
I HAVE FINISHED MY A-Z GLIMPSE OF THE MEETING OF INTERNET FRIENDS. STARTING WITH ANTICIPATION https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/-anticipation--2.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/good-morning-baby.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-sweet-nectar-.aspx