When you can find the nuggets of humor embedded in each scenario submitted.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
When you've only been here five months and you've earned the rank "Queen Forum Whore" and you've got over a thousand posts...
YOU KNOW YOU'RE ADDICTED TO LUSH WHEN:
You start to read your email in the morning and all you find are x-rated
E-Cards from LUSH members and nothing from friends/family/work.
When you check lush in the morning before facebook.
when you log off your computer to finally get some sleep and then log on with your mobile phone in bed!
When you're so tired at 9 pm, but you wanna keep reading the stories and you fall asleep right when you're talking to your boyfriend. Then when you wake up it's 4 in the morning and your husband heard you sleep and possibly snore on the mic. LOL
your addicted to lush when you want to call into work sick just so you dont have to stop reading stories/chatting on lush.....
"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"
Sassy
you know your addicted to lush when you know nothing on TV or in face book or myspace and have emails unanswered for weeks. and your more worried about missing lush and lush buddies when you know you will not be able to be on for days or a week while away. Oh My God I am Going to Suffer I can only Imagine what the withdrawal symptoms are going to be!!! God I wish I had a freakin lap top to take with me and to have while I will be on bed rest.I am going to miss all you lushes.
Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom" Hmmmmmmm....are you admitting your addiction to Lush, Elena?
yes lydia im admiting it i come on here every single day!!
youre addicted when your roommate walks in asking for help and you go "not now, getting off to stories. find someone else"
When you have drunk copious amounts of booze( typing well slowly) at your xmas party and your feet ache from dancing and you know you should just go to sleep but you cant resist logging onto lush and being a forum whore lol
when you achieve Forum Guru status at exactly one week after discovery.
how about when u get up in the morning and you just have to see whats all the new updates everyone has and your a half hour late for work
"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"
Sassy
When you are presenting a new comp to clients, open your browser and it automatically return to Lush in fron of twelve curious onlookers
When you take your laptop to bed just in case you cant sleep so you can read more stories.
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