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This kid makes Homer Simpson look like a genius.

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The teen was zapped so severely that he now states he is suffering from permanent brain damage.


I think that was Before the zapping. Not after. Dumbass. I hope the case never gets to court.
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And if the courts go with this kid. They to get the award.

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I don't think stupid covers it. More like completely moronic.
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They say he is a man? He is definately a child. Idiot
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The teen was zapped so severely that he now states he is suffering from permanent brain damage.


I think that was Before the zapping. Not after. Dumbass. I hope the case never gets to court.


Well said, Chef....as usual =d>
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Quote by mercianknight
Quote by chefkathleen
The teen was zapped so severely that he now states he is suffering from permanent brain damage.


I think that was Before the zapping. Not after. Dumbass. I hope the case never gets to court.


Well said, Chef....as usual =d>


Agreed ^^

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They say he is a man? He is definately a child. Idiot



I know children that aren't that fucking stupid.
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I think they need to send that kid back to 1st grade, he obviously needs it. Parents shouldn't be doing this, they need to tell the kid he fucked up and move on. BUT:
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You find the funnist shit baby!
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Zapping your own nipples? Hmmmmmm. There's gotta be a fetish club somewhere for that stuff.
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apparently he's been watching too much of that JACK ASS series of dumb-asses men doing dumb-assed thing .... and surprisingly surviving to show the jack-ass adventures ....

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA!!!!!!!!!! From experience as an electrician, getting shocked by 120volts isnt that bad getting hit with the white wire from flourecent lights is MUCH worse, I've been shocked multiple times and have even destroyed a couple tools by shocking them. Incredible pain in the nipples, yes. Heart stopping, yes it can happen. Brain damage, no the current would have to travel through or accross the brain for brain damage, however nerve damage on and between his nipples can happen. This is just another example of not only how stupid people are, but how desperate people are to get money from a source when they don't deserve it.

Fun fact: electricity always takes the path of least resistance. Meaning, if you contact eletrical polls on your index finger and thumb, thats where you get shocked because thats the easiest path for the electricity to go.
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I guess if his heart actually stopped then he might have got brain damage from lack of oxygen to the brain. Frankly though it seems unlikely it could have made much difference, he was clearly as thick as shit to begin with.
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Barny Fife said it best. "Nip it in the bud."
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I'm surprised this jackass didnt try to sue electricity for his own stupidity....how can he possibly be trying to sue the teacher? Maybe if the teacher buys him a soda he'll drop the lawsuit..