If you've spent the last 5 hours chatting with your girlfriend
If you are working on a story with someone and it's clicking perfectly
Christmas songs are playing
You’ve got beer and doughnuts!
You’re holding a tiny 2lb premie in the crook of your arm.
you’re logging off your work computer for the day
someone has just licked you to orgasm.
A beautiful, funny and intelligent person is coming on to you.
Your ice cream melts in the smoldering heat.
When people read my stories....
you're making happy posts on Lush
you are under the influence...
If you’re holding a three pound preemie in your arms.
You log on to Lush and there is a message from a sexy redhead, and they are fine & safe. Life is good when that happens.
If England ever eins the World Cup again. Or Manchester United the Premier League.
your husband still loves you and your marriage is stronger than ever.
When you get home form work and your boyfriend has coffee and breakfast ready on the table
When that special someone is here and dances with you!
if I'm listening to Tight Pants Body Rolls by leslie Hall
If Vanessa26's face is right in front of you.
i'm reading tentacle sex stories.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
You have a full tummy and a face in your crotch.
...you're finally ready for your date und ya look into the mirror knowing you are definitely more than they deserve...smiles