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Quote by Jillicious
Heaven for the climate. Nobody likes me anyways.
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Heaven for the climate. Nobody likes me anyways.
I'm sure thats not true!
Hell I like to be around people
Quote by mizzoubaseball
Heaven, solitude can do wonders on your mind.
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Heaven, solitude can do wonders on your mind.
Ditto
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Heaven, solitude can do wonders on your mind.
Ditto
Quote by SilverArdorDragon
Hell for the company, with vacations to Heaven for the climate.
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Quote by Jillicious
Once upon a time, there was Larry the Lobster and Sam the Clam. They were the best of friends. One day, they were both killed. Larry the Lobster went to Heaven and Sam the Clam went to Hell. Larry the Lobster missed Sam the Clam so much, he asked God if he could go to Hell to visit Sam. God agreed, but he told Larry not to forget his harp.
Larry the Lobster agreed and down to Hell he went. When he found Sam the Clam, he had his own Disco in hell. Larry the Lobster had such a great time with Sam the Clam, that he lost all track of time. Larry heard the voice of God saying "Larry you must come back to Heaven."
Larry ran as fast as he could back to Heaven. When God saw Larry, he said, "Where is your Harp?"
Larry replied, "I left my Harp in Sam Clam's Disco."
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Hell for the company, with vacations to Heaven for the climate.
How does anyone even know the climate in heaven is good?