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Would you rather go to heaven for the climate or hell for the company?
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I'd have a lot of company in hell, though enemies would be there as well. It would be an everlasting war I guess, but I'd think it would be much more fun with bad company 
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Hell for the company, with vacations to Heaven for the climate.
Then again my best friend says Hell doesn't want us both there together, we'd take over!
Then again my best friend says Hell doesn't want us both there together, we'd take over!
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Heaven for the climate. Nobody likes me anyways.
I'm sure thats not true!
Hell I like to be around people
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Quote by jlucasQuote by Jillicious
Heaven for the climate. Nobody likes me anyways.
I'm sure thats not true!
Hell I like to be around people
I checked out your profile and read one of your stories........................ I like you.
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I don't think it would be heaven for me unless the angels were slutty. So I would choose heaven.
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Most definitely Hell. They have a much hotter selection at the company bookstore. I also have a lot of people I want to say, "I told you so." to.
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Heaven, solitude can do wonders on your mind.
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Heaven, solitude can do wonders on your mind.
Ditto
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Quote by NechoQuote by mizzoubaseball
Heaven, solitude can do wonders on your mind.
Ditto
I agree! You'll find me in the hot tub baby!
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Quote by NechoQuote by mizzoubaseball
Heaven, solitude can do wonders on your mind.
Ditto
me too!!!
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Definitely Hell.... I like it hot... and all the people I love most will be there! 
Heaven would be serene...but it would bore me after a while...
Heaven would be serene...but it would bore me after a while...
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Someone once said, " Hell is life's great afterparty."
.............oh, that was me !
.............oh, that was me !
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Hell for the company, with vacations to Heaven for the climate.
How does anyone even know the climate in heaven is good?
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Judging by what you see and hear between the 2 I rather go to heaven for some R&R sometimes being alone can be better then having a crowd.
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Nice one CB.Anyway, I thought I was already in hell the way the world is going, so, it's off to heaven for me
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Hell for the company, hell for a vacation.
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I feel like I already live in Hell sometimes- so the only difference between that and Dallas is that Hell has better company? I'll take the flames, baby. Enough people have told me to go there anyways, so by now I should know the way.ZCmWfJOurecRWcc4
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I would rather have company than a nice climate, anyway Hell sounds much more fun does it have a devilish sexy wardrobe to match.
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omg that is awful. it's as bad as the old joke Arti chokes 3 for a dollar
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Once upon a time, there was Larry the Lobster and Sam the Clam. They were the best of friends. One day, they were both killed. Larry the Lobster went to Heaven and Sam the Clam went to Hell. Larry the Lobster missed Sam the Clam so much, he asked God if he could go to Hell to visit Sam. God agreed, but he told Larry not to forget his harp.
Larry the Lobster agreed and down to Hell he went. When he found Sam the Clam, he had his own Disco in hell. Larry the Lobster had such a great time with Sam the Clam, that he lost all track of time. Larry heard the voice of God saying "Larry you must come back to Heaven."
Larry ran as fast as he could back to Heaven. When God saw Larry, he said, "Where is your Harp?"
Larry replied, "I left my Harp in Sam Clam's Disco."
Haven't heard this one for years. The Aussie version has Mud Crab and his cousin Sand Crab, hence Sand Crab's disco. Well Done.
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some already call me the Devil so i guess its hell for me. already got a high rise condo and roommates. always up for a party tho..so feel free to stop by..
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Id go to Heaven but try to add a little spice
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Quote by gypsymothQuote by SilverArdorDragon
Hell for the company, with vacations to Heaven for the climate.
How does anyone even know the climate in heaven is good?
Very good point. On that same note how does anyone know that hell would have good company?