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Quote by AngelHeart01
If I attach that sticky strip to myself ... I attract all kinds.


lol i like that!
It's been a while since I was with someone else, but I really seem to attract shy girls. I guess that I'm good at disarming them or something. Oh, and this is really weird, all the girls I've ever dated have had the same birth month as me, and they were all my age. Must be something about March of 92'
Overall(with a few exceptions) I seem to attract

1. Girls that are either younger down towards the legal limit(18-20) or women in the their mid 30's and up.
2. Lacking of confidence and need constant reassurance
3. Turning out to be clingy

and last but not least, one that goes for almost everyone:

4. They end up dumping me.
I have the ntural urge to mother those who are broken either mentally or physically. Sooo...:
1. Clingy
2. FUcking babies
3. wimps
4. EXS FOR A REASON!!!

I have decided that if the guy cannot pick me up and carry me without whining. He is not worth my time. Cuz the guys that cant have a tendency of being bitches
Ummmmm i seem be a damsel in distress
1. Super Tall men (6"3- 6"10) and average height women (5"3- 5"6)
2. Athletic for both (mostly contact sports)
3. Overprotective both
4. and Ass men (it confuses me as well)
The guys I attract are

a) mummies boys who still live at home (failing that they're married)
b) dark haired with blue eyes
c) between 6 foot and 6 foot 3
d) never have the time for a relationship
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The guys I attract are;

1) willing to appreciate small breasts...as for those guys who were big enough jerks enough to tell me my breasts are too small, guess what I told them?

2) usually into hardbodies

3) seldom willing to put up with me working swing shifts at the hospital


The girls I attract are;

1) gay and think that I'm gay...I'm not; I'm bi but that's okay if it's okay with them

2) bi...(go figure)

3) straight and curious, which is fine because that once was me

4) indifferent to my breast size...(again, go figure)
Quote by Shylass
The one thing all my exes had in common is that they were all imaginary.


we should compare notes - i think we might have dated some of the same guys - were any of yours blue?

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Oh god the list goes on and on! Cheaters, weirdos, liars and exes who are now divorced and looking for forgiveness lol!
They are, for the most part, aggressive!!!
seems like they never care as much as I do - and they're usually very good at hiding the fact that they could care less. so sad, but so true! lol. and we move on...
The men I usually attract are basically psychopaths, stalkers, weirdos and other all around creepy guys. And you wonder why I have a GF, LOL!

As for women, I usually attract a lot of bi-curious women who are looking to explore.
Quote by sprite


we should compare notes - i think we might have dated some of the same guys - were any of yours blue?


Although Smurfs are the right height for us, I tend to go for the slightly taller gnomes, as they like fishing more.
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.

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As you can imagine, the av draws in most anything with a dick, as well as a lot of girls. Both seem to have a lot of common traits

1. they are horny
2. they tend to be young and impatient
3. the older ones seem to at least have a bit more patience
4. I seem to have gotten a reputation for being a good listener and a person who can help people with issues, so..... I get a lot of broken people coming to me as well.
I apparently don't attract anyone here.. lol...
I don't seem to attract anyone in real life. The one guy I do want to attract has already told me he just wants to be friends and as I value our friendship and don't want to lose him as a friend I have talked myself into being OK with it. I would hate to loose his friendship and value that above anything else.
I seem to attract Teachers?
women I cant have
Not to attract pity from the ladies, but I don't much have a pattern since my first serious relationship turned out to be the very same woman I married and I'm still happily.

I have been told by my wife and other woman, though I can't honestly say if they liked me or not, that I'm a strange and goofy fellow.
At the moment, a tall, handsome, country boy from Kentucky and I'm just fine with that!
High maintainance drama queens.

When I was younger I seemed to attract the younger sisters of my friends.
on line-just about anything that can type.
In person-older men
Overly possessive, very strange, dishonest and rather wierd unfaithful and one rather amazing one
wonderful delightful stunning women as my profile shows!
Quote by Warlock
I apparently don't attract anyone here.. lol...


Same goes here.
Fortunately ....they seem to be happy people so fingers crossed they will stay that way
Women who were born a long way away !. The number of times I chat to a woman in a bar, in a pub, in a gym, in a library or wherever, and when I'm getting to know them, they are not from my town or country. (Sometimes it obvious as soon as they speak, but...) This is so much that these days if I meet someone from far away, I talk politely but don't exchange numbers. (been burnt once too often !!).

Though now I've written the above, I think I must go back to making the most of one's opportunities!
Women .....thankfully!! though not always in a sexual way...
I don't usually attract a specific type - I've dated chaps of different ages/professions/hobbies - they have all had the similar characteristic of confidence (ranging from arrogance to self assurance) but that's pretty much it.
Had a period where I attracted a lot of gay men, wont say I wasn't flattered at the time(and a little tempted by a couple) but not any more. My first real relationship was with a girl who was a bit abusive but thankfully that didn't set the tone for the rest of them to follow a similar pattern