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What's the best bumper sticker you have ever read?

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LePush
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Women who behave rarely make history.
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Charlese Le'Push
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The hamsters of doom are raining coconuts on your pitiful city... no joke, I saw this one day while in traffic!
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I've seen a few. I had one that said Vicious Power Hungry Bitch.
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"It's the Sun, stupid!"
Jacknife
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The Popemobile: Bullets are real! Your God is Not!
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"If you can read this, thank a teacher
If you're reading it in English, thank a soldier"

I have this one on my car and it's the only one I've ever had on any of my vehicles.

Ling
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T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female
LePush
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Do not metal in the affairs of dragons for you are tasty and good with ketchup
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Charlese Le'Push
cmsouza729
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A guy I know has this one.

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

Yea, people tend to back off after reading it.
MrNudiePants
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I just saw this one this weekend:

"Back Off, or I'll Fart."
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Quote by MrNudiePants
I just saw this one this weekend:

"Back Off, or I'll Fart."



LOL ... should get that one for my brother! lol
infodog69
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Two of my all time favorites were:

My karma ran over my dogma!

And

I brake for hallucinations
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Algol
LePush
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All that glitters has a high reflective index.

One time at band camp

Squirrel Bait
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Charlese Le'Push
LePush
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Quote by VanGogh


T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female


God Yes
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Charlese Le'Push
LePush
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Quote by Exakta66
I could think of a few, but this one certainly holds true...



I think your signature quote should be a bumper sticker. hehe
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Charlese Le'Push
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I saw one once that said: "My kid arrested your honor student"
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my favorite sticker is

SIT DOWN SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE RIDE
Get on Get in Enjoy the ride
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NOTHING BEATS THE HUG FROM A CHILD WITH CEREBRAL PALSY AND I GET ONE DAILY

NOT BEING ABLE OT SPEAK IS NOT THE SAME AS HAVING NOTHING TO SAY

DISABILITY IS NOT ALWAYS VISIBLE
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I saw this on a high dollar ride and the driver was a female.....the sticker read..."WAS HIS''....I had to laugh
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The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Best one I ever saw made my day! I was real depressed walking to a college class at the University of Kentucky when a truck drove by with "UP YOURN!" on their bumper sticker. I laughed so hard I about pissed my self---I thought wow, man ONLY in Kentucky!! SWeathers
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I believe in mythical creatures.... unicorns, pegasus, and a good man.

I laughed so hard I couldnt see to drive. Thank God it was on a country road!!!
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Driver Married Carrys No Cash
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MY OTHER CAR IS A PIECE OF SHIT TOO
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I couldnt upload it but i have a photo of one i took at a car show: No hands signals, driver wanking