Every Time You Vote Republican God Kills A Kitten
Driving home today, i saw a co worker with this on her bumper.
"Quit staring at my ass, Or i'll make you touch it."
I thought it was hilarious.
"Warning: Horn activates brakes."
"Keep honking, I'm reloading."
"Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids."
If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair!
This might be a P.O.S., but I wouldn't know it since you bought it.
"So how does it feel to know that someones kid in the heart of America
Has blood on their hands, fighting to defend your rights
So you can maintain the lifestyle that insults this family's existence"
Security is mere illusion; yet in that illusion lies security.
Your village called. Their idiot is missing.
It was a t shirt, but it said
'Bomb Disposal Expert - If you see me running, try to keep up'
if you can read this then back the fuck off
ask me anythin
tell me your secrets
becuase im here to be somebodys best friend
Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun!
"Tits on a Ritz....Mmmmm, good cracker!"
"All men are idiots, I married their king."
"The cops are looking for a hot women and a retard. They've already caught me, so grab your helmet and crayons and run!"
"Big Car = Little Penis, Smart Car = Sensitive, careing, and hung"
"This car is constipated - won't pass a thing"
"This car will pass anything but a gas station"
-- My husband had a Chevelle like that :-o
Seen on the back of a 1966 Cadillac:
"Out of date but out of debt"
Psychoamazonwarbitchfromhell with an attitude
Give The Country Back To The Indians
They Know How To Fix It
Damn if that isn't truthful
On a Rolls Royce "Fuck the Poor"
I love little animals: They taste great!
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
I still think th ebest i ever saw was a vanity plate....hot chick driving a mercedes convertible....her lic. plate read....WAS-HIS
Saw one on the way home from rehearsal this evening. It was a picture of the Baltimore Orioles (baseball team) mascot, with the words, "YANKEES GO HOME"
My all-time favorite was one I spotted on the campus of Western Maryland College: ESCHEW OBFUSCATION
I want to join the NRA, so I can get a bumper sticker that reads FEAR THE GOVERNMENT THAT FEARS YOUR GUNS Then I'm gonna modify it so it just reads, "Fear the Government"
I also want to get one that reads, I'M GAY AND I VOTE not because I'm gay (I'm not) but because I like the sentiment.
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
EAT DESSERT FIRST, LIFE IS SO INDEFINITE!
