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What do you prefer after a beer? Chocolate or Sex?

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smallbroda91
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My girl once told me that taking after a beer makes you feel like you just had an orgasm. I tried it and man it worked! So now after i drink i don't know if i should Fuck her or just eat some chocolate
shawnababy
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Some things go together like Beer and Pizza, but Beer and Chocolate yuck.
Dancewithme
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No beer or chocolate allowed for me so I guess I'll just have to settle for sex. She gets the chocolate.
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Keep the beer I'll take the chocolate & sex
AGreyFoxxx
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Beer and sex?......YES!
Chocolate and sex ?.......HELL YES!
beer and chocolate? .....You have GOT to be kidding!!!
jollyjack
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What do I prefer after a beer........another five ?
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
dpw
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Quote by jollyjack
What do I prefer after a beer........another five
You read my mind!
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If there's no welcoming mint on my pillow it would have to be sex
Guest
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Sex and a cigar plus some whiskey!
JimB01
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im greedy I want both
Guest
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Why would you want either of them after beer?
BelleduJour
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Quote by Haineko
Keep the beer I'll take the chocolate & sex


My thoughts exactly!
kali556
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sex then the chocolate
what's up sunshine
1lush
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Long ago a beer led to sex now sex leads to chocolate for me.
Leslie26
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Why cant I have both?
Rick_Valley
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In order of preference: sex, beer, chocolate. These things complement each other. A long time ago I had an older girl friend who loved sex, white wine, strawberries, chocolate and bubble baths.
Unknown User
Well, after a beer I usually want another beer but that's not in the list so... sex.

I want chocolate practically all the time but one of the few moments when it doesn't even cross my mind is while drinking beer.
BradCarpenter
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Why choose? They're both great any time.

Somehow though, this thread reminded me of a girl I dated in college. She lived with her parents so we used "pizza and beer" as a code for "let's have sex."
sprite
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Quote by BradCarpenter
Why choose? They're both great any time.

Somehow though, this thread reminded me of a girl I dated in college. She lived with her parents so we used "pizza and beer" as a code for "let's have sex."


funny, we use 'lets have sex' as a code for 'pizza and beer'.

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BradCarpenter
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Quote by sprite


funny, we use 'lets have sex' as a code for 'pizza and beer'.


Love it! This was the best laugh I've had all day.
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how about both simultaneously ... tho not a fan of beer...
honeydipped
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not a beer drinker, so i'll just skip right on to chocolate sex.

Say. Her. Name.
Devils_Desire
*THE DEVIL*
Sex, Chocolate does not go very good with beer