We are soon going to be charging for site access

1 Apr 2012

Apparently the internet is getting more expensive, and we've been advised from our host that each page we serve now costs us around 1 cent.

With 25 million page views per month, this is getting really costly.

Please can you support the cause and enter your credit card details when the pop up appears. It will be discretely billed as "Lush Sx Stores" on your statement.

Thank you Hugs

1 Apr 2012

If you like I could just send you my bank details directly.... Today hahahaha

=d>

1 Apr 2012

double posted

1 Apr 2012

Totally understandable. Too bad I'm broke... is there any way I could work off my debt? drunken

1 Apr 2012

It's after 12 here in the UK...

Still, credit card details are as follows...

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1 Apr 2012

Quote by AngelSlut
Totally understandable. Too bad I'm broke... is there any way I could work off my debt?

Ditto!!

Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!

1 Apr 2012

are v gointo be charged for accessing the site ?

1 Apr 2012

Maybe we can have a used panty drive to help raise funds?? evil4

Anything for a for a good cause.

1 Apr 2012

1 Apr 2012

How much are we talking here, what's the bottom line?

1 Apr 2012

April Fools' Day!!!

1 Apr 2012

Quote by NatureBoy
April Fools' Day!!!

Psht... don't tell anyone, NB.

1 Apr 2012

..and our drivers license photo and thumb print will be required as avatar.

1 Apr 2012

I can organize the used panty drive and do a bake sale at the same time... drunken

1 Apr 2012

Quote by NatureBoy
April Fools' Day!!!

lol : )

Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.

1 Apr 2012

i just sent you 80 lbs of pennies, Ms N. hopefully that will cover me for the next month. smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

1 Apr 2012

Quote by sprite
i just sent you 80 lbs of pennies, Ms N. hopefully that will cover me for the next month.

so we get your weight in pennies? silly

1 Apr 2012

Quote by SatinBatty

so we get your weight in pennies?

lol - actually, yeah... *blushes*

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

1 Apr 2012

I am so not falling for this...this year.

The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.

1 Apr 2012

lol now to mold the pennies into a Sprite shape and the site can have two Sprites...

wait can Lush handle two Sprites?

1 Apr 2012

laughing Lush can't handle the one Sprite we have running around the site but never has been caught.. slippery lil bugger that one is...

Sent my credit card info..gee hope the denied message doesn't appear....well I'll just send cases of wine instead....

No one can make you jealous, angry, vengeful, or greedy -unless you let him.
- Napoleon Hill

1 Apr 2012

Well the saying is "slippery when wet" and i think that describes our Sprite accurately

1 Apr 2012

I just spoke to my bank manager, and he said if I send him my used panties, he'll arrange a deposit.

At least I think that's what he said...

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1 Apr 2012

Can you just start charging the new ones from now on?
Aren't we all grandfathered and grand mothered in? dontknow

Charge them My 2 cents

each.

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it

1 Apr 2012

Yeah no problem .. I just love it here and am more than willing to pay for the service .. my details are:

Mr. Yeahright BullshitwasntbornyesterdayanditsAprilthefirst

Card no. 4 5678

Valid .. like never......... Expires .. who gives a crap.

CCV ... in your dreams.

Regards .......... long live Lush.

1 Apr 2012

Thank you John......have copied them all down.....let’s see........what shall I buy first......

1 Apr 2012

Good luck with that !!

1 Apr 2012

Yeah, what ever!!
Lush neednt worry about the cost of running this site if this is genuine and they try to charge....there wont be anyone on here!!

1 Apr 2012

Actually ... in all seriousness .. I bet many members would pay a nominal fee or work the fee off .. I wouldnt object to cleaning up the bedroom at night if I get to keep all the used female lingerie !!

dontknow

1 Apr 2012

Quote by simplyjohn
Good luck with that !!

Ok, john caught me on the phone using his credit card details.......he’s making me buy
deodorant, air freshener, eau de cologne.......and enough steak for the weekend
He also said not to forget the chips, onion rings, tomatoes and peppercorn sauce, onion rings, tomatoes, peppercorn sauce, and the red wine.
OK.....so it’s a trip to the docks now.....
How else am I gonna afford Lush and his shopping list Embarassed