• When we were both just kids I tried climbing the rose trellis on the side of my now wife's parent's house, while she was telling me that I was going to get in 'so much trouble,' the trellis broke, I fell to the ground and broke my arm. After going to the hospital, having my arm set and a cast put on it, I still got a spanking when we got home!
• Once as a teenager I was giving one of my buddies a ride home after our summer (nighttime) job. It was late and he was on the back of my motorcycle. He had his trumpet with him and we thought it would be be funny to ride around with him playing the cavalry charge on his trumpet and wake people up. Someone called the police on us and I tried to escape through a backyard and crashed my motorcycle into a fence. Thank goodness it was a small town and the chief of police was one of my dad's golfing buddies. After having to sit scared to death in a holding cell for a few hours we were both let out with no charges filed but the punishment we received from our dads was a tough enough price to pay. Besides being assigned a lot of physical labor by our dads (including our being told to volunteer to wash all of the police cars), we had to go to every house in those neighborhoods and apologize for disturbing the peace.
• There was one bully that tormented me all through elementary and middle school. At age 17, I punched him out cold with a 1-2 combination. He avoided me like the plague after that.
Buz I can easily picture all of that and you! LOL
Here's mine. I was a virgin until I started to college.
I was a varsity cheerleader in high school but still I was a goody-goody girl.
* my family and loved ones are the only ones who can get away with calling my Tammy (makes me feel like I'm about 5 years old again in pig tails)
* i started ballet when i was 4 and danced untill i was 17
* my son broke my nose when he was 9mnths old
* I have moved 6 times in 18 years, crossing Australia with every move
* the boys all called me a Barbie doll in high school (didn't know this one untill many years later, otherwise there would have been trouble)
When I was 13, I secretly liked a girl in my school. I waited everyday at a cross where she goto school on her bike just to see her. That was my first crush. I never knew her name.
When I was in highschool, I hurt myself on the arm when failing off from the bike. It was not too bad but left a long scar. Later I told people it was from a knife fight on the street just to make myself looks like a bad ass in front of the girls. It never worked.
I learned how to drive on a stick, but totally forgot how to do it after driving on automatic for so many yrs.
Someone held me under the water when I was a child (no, not not my mother). Since then I have a fear of water.
Only found out when my mother died that I was the result of her having an affair with my father (they were married to other partners at the time).
I once broke my jaw boxing.
It was the most painful break I have had and I have broken legs and arms.
I have no tattoos as I have a fear of needles
I like cats and dogs alike
I worked in a mobile shop before becoming a scaffolder
I get excited still about christmas
I should wear glasses for reading but look like a nerd lol
I like to keep active
I used to help all the old people on my estate when I was a young kid by doing all their odd jobs in exchange for biscuits at the weekend.
I was given a couple days to live when I was 8 months old after a mistake made by doctors at an emergency room. I was hospitalized for the following six months.
My ring fingers and elbows are double jointed.
I turn the cold air in my car on even when it's cold outside.
I've dislocated my knees several times. 10 years of soccer will do that.
I can cook just about anything.
I write short stories where fucking is a recurring theme...
i talk with my hands to the point where sometimes i forget to verbally express myself - my wife has learned how to translate some of my gestures. it's not something i have done all my life - it started shortly after my 22nd birthday.
i hate being cold, but i love running around outside barefoot on crisp cold rainy days - it just feels so good on my feet.
the first time i kissed my wife was on xmas eve under mistletoe.
we keep xmas lights up year round.
i was born prematurely and i wasn't planned - my parents had wanted to stop at two. i'm number 3.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
I was once hydroplaning during a huge rainstorm while driving on the interstate. Headed straight for a stalled car on the shoulder. Except at the last possible moment my car regained traction and snapped back into my lane. I'm quite sure me and my passenger and the people in the other car would have been killed or seriously injured. The manner in which my car avoided the collison can only be described, in my mind, as Godly interference and/or karmic.
Once I got a blowjob in the stairwell of a church trip where i was the chaperone. By an adult woman, btw.
I developed a fear of heights after going to the top floor of the Sears Tower in Chicago while in high school. Feeling the huge gust of wind as I stepped out of the elevator and into the building was awful. Then feeling the building sway with the wind... I was done. Had to go down.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates When i was 4 my eardrum broke so i only have half of my hearing capability on that ear
I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue
I have a feet phobia, i dont mind people touching my feet or me touching mine, but HATE touching someone elses feet, they just gross me out.
I used to bite my nails i stopped several years ago but i still bite one, so i always have 9 long nails and one really short one :s
I have 6 tattoos... All but one of those are on my back.
I was breaking in a horse one time and was leading him around the yard. I was wearing deck shoes, he stood on my toe and broke it.
I once gave a bf a blowjob on the monorail at Disneyland Florida.
I once had sex in bed with a coworker while my boss was lying passed out drunk beside us. No one knew we were seeing each other.
Let's see.... Even though I'm in the martial arts I've never broken a bone, though I'm sure I've come close.
I had my first kiss and lost my virginity within about two weeks of each other (February of this year. Yes I didn't get my first kiss until after I turned 19. lol)
I still prefer ice cream and video games over sex.
Uhhhhh I've never actually had a blowjob.
When I was about.... 2... I climbed up a dresser and fell off; the dresser then fell over on top of me.
I once threatened to kill someone as soon as he got out of jail if he ever hurt my ex. He's still in jail.
Chuck Norris is my greatest hero and I want to meet him some day.
The bones in my legs are twisted due to a breach birth. So I can turn my legs around 180 degrees. I also twist my ankle a lot due to this.
I enjoy randomly writing short stories... and they are very random.
One scene from one of my stories I turned into a play for a college acting class. It was the best play of the year. (in that class)
Even though I've been a Lushie for over a year, I only have a little over a hundred posts. Odd.
- I fractured my back thanks to two plastic bags
- I almost drowned as a kid but still absolutely adore swimming/water
- I'm fucking awesome at thumb wars (double jointed thumb)
- I've only ever been knocked out twice; the first time courtesy of a horse, the second time a yoghurt
- I have an obsession with writing the alphabet, all my lecture notes, diary pages etc are covered with it
- I have a bit of a.... twitch?... where I repeatedly rub my first and second finger against my thumb
- My regular, and most favourite, bag is held together by a gigantic paperclip (and has been so for the last 1 and a half years)
I had a stallion crush my wrist, he was slightly upset with a different mare in the stall next door. It took six months to recover.
I have sailed a small boat across the Gulf of Mexico and into Nassau
I have crossed the Atlantic by boat
I love to cook
I now fantasize about taking a fellow Lushie to Disney
I recieved the American Red Cross Life Saving Award 3 times in high school.
Had a Poem published at the age of 17.
Raced 4 wheeelers (flat track) in the mens division at the age of 14. Won every race that season.
Was a sponsored surfer in high school.
At one point and time I had every certification the American Red Cross offers.
* my car vanity plate "Bwitch" after the TV show, Bewitched
* I am an amateur astrologer
* I knocked out one of my front teeth playing badminton when I was 5. I was so excited that I ran home across the street, and thought the front gate was opened ... hahaha ... I crashed into it, knocking out the second front tooth
* I have had 4 casts on my feet; broke my ankle jumping off a 9 foot high retaining wall, and broke my feet at different times ... those were the days of PLASTER casts!!
When I was a teenager i went to an Ian Dury concert in London (for the uninitiated google Ian Dury and the Blockheads). My mate and i bumped into John Lydon (then making his name as Johnny Rotten with the sex Pistols). As he wa known for his violent nature and aversion to autograph hunters we just chatted to him like he was just another sweaty teenager. After a few moments a spotty little herbert strode up to Johnny and said in a very loud voice "You're Johnny Rotten!" I stared at the kid and said "Sod off that's my brother!" The herbert left swiftly. Johnny grinned and thanked me. He then signed our tickets. Unfortunately, when he signed them he wrote JOHNNY ROTTEN WAS HERE on my friends ticket and on mine here wrote AND HERE. As I only have my ticket its difficult to convince people that he actually wrote it!
1) When I was 12, I broke my arm playing "suicide football", which involved sitting on top of the goal and trying to save goals, I'm surprised I wasn't killed, but I became somewhat of a hero.
2) I got suspended from high school for telling a teacher "I fucked your mum". In my defense, I was talking to a friend, not paying attention to the teacher and I teased him by saying that phrase to him. The teacher asked me to repeat it, so I did, resulting in suspension, which was later overturned and struck from the record after my mum raised merry hell.
I once sang onstage in the Concert Hall at The Sydney Opera House. Yep. Just me.............oh and and 500 other schoolkids from all over NSW.
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“No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.”
― P.J. O'Rourke
Almost lost my toe when I was 11 months old.
Was voted the queens court at prom
Was held back in kindergarten
My parents divorced and married each other twice
I was in a boating accident in high school
I own over 200 pocketbooks
I had straight hair until I was forty, then over the next two years it grew curly.
I have a split eardrum due to childhood measles
When I was a HS freshman, I chained myself to our HS baseball field backstop because they wouldnt let me be on the freshman baseball team even though I was better than many guys who were on the team
I once dropped the "F" bomb while in church with my family, how embarrassing
As teens, a friend and I had a business where we would clean up dog poop from peoples yards
I once gave a a guy a BJ in Yankee Stadium during a playoff game
I used to own a Harley and was in an all-girl motorcycle club
I got a tattoo on my butt as a teen, was really wasted at the time
I am a really good cook
When I was 18, I dated my manager at work who was 26. We dated for a month or two, and I dumped him for his roommate/best friend. Needless to say, things were very awkward at work and tense after that event. Very messy situation. The only thing I can say in my defense is that I learned my lesson and never dated another co-worker or had anything to do with a "friend."
My high school was so convinced I would not graduate they didn't even order my diploma...(Got it two months after I walked across the stage)
, just,,, important to me) Dec. 10 is the next.
