Firstly, if you say your mouth I will personally come over and beat you up for lack of originality.
This is about the things that don't drive you into a rage but they sort of irritate you and annoy you.
My own nose. I have a sensitive sense of smell.
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Trying to buy larger sized shoes that no shops have in stock.
Since traffic sins seem to figure highly on here, people who streak past you as you're approaching a red light, only to have to slam on their brakes to stop in time -- letting you pass them as you calmly slow down to a stop.
Having a shoe size that's so f---ing common that it is the first to sell out in a sale.
Having a shoe size that's so f---ing common that it is the first to sell out in a sale.
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Quote by Dean63
Trying to buy larger sized shoes that no shops have in stock.
They look at you strangely, in disbelief, referring you to the internet! 
Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
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People who are inconsiderate of others.
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People who refuse to accept responsibility for their actions... EVEN after it is pointed out to them that they are wrong, still they make excuses...
Amen!!!
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People who not only don't know but don't even know they don't know, and insist they do!
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Pretty much all are good so far and I agree. Well, except for the shoes. I buy white walking shoes so I don't care.
Tail gaiters really piss me off.
I drive the speed limit max in the right lane and they'll ride my ass when 2 lanes are available to pass. I've been known to slow to 35 on the freeway before they'll go around. When they do they're pissed at me and I just smile broadly and give them the finger. I have been known to put my brakes on and send them into a frenzy. That really pisses them off and I don't do it when other cars are around. I won't if there are passengers in either car.
At 60 MPH your car travels 88 feet in one second. Most peoples reaction time is 1/2 to 3/4 of a second so your car has gone 44 to 66 feet before your foot even touches the brake. this is ignorance on a level that should not be allowed to breed back into the human species.
They are threatening my family and my safety so I do not care if they crash and burn.
I think tail gaiters should have to spend time wiping up the blood from crashes that this caused.
Tail gaiters really piss me off.
I drive the speed limit max in the right lane and they'll ride my ass when 2 lanes are available to pass. I've been known to slow to 35 on the freeway before they'll go around. When they do they're pissed at me and I just smile broadly and give them the finger. I have been known to put my brakes on and send them into a frenzy. That really pisses them off and I don't do it when other cars are around. I won't if there are passengers in either car.
At 60 MPH your car travels 88 feet in one second. Most peoples reaction time is 1/2 to 3/4 of a second so your car has gone 44 to 66 feet before your foot even touches the brake. this is ignorance on a level that should not be allowed to breed back into the human species.
They are threatening my family and my safety so I do not care if they crash and burn.
I think tail gaiters should have to spend time wiping up the blood from crashes that this caused.
I am always a gentleman.
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Pretty much all are good so far and I agree. Well, except for the shoes. I buy white walking shoes so I don't care.
Tail gaiters really piss me off.
I drive the speed limit max in the right lane and they'll ride my ass when 2 lanes are available to pass. I've been known to slow to 35 on the freeway before they'll go around. When they do they're pissed at me and I just smile broadly and give them the finger. I have been known to put my brakes on and send them into a frenzy. That really pisses them off and I don't do it when other cars are around. I won't if there are passengers in either car.
At 60 MPH your car travels 88 feet in one second. Most peoples reaction time is 1/2 to 3/4 of a second so your car has gone 44 to 66 feet before your foot even touches the brake. this is ignorance on a level that should not be allowed to breed back into the human species.
They are threatening my family and my safety so I do not care if they crash and burn.
I think tail gaiters should have to spend time wiping up the blood from crashes that this caused.
Living in the heavily congested Northeast corridor of our great country, I have lived this a thousand time Daddy....as for your saying that these tailgaters "should not be allowed to breed back into the human species," you had me on the floor laughing.
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Living in the heavily congested Northeast corridor of our great country, I have lived this a thousand time Daddy....as for your saying that these tailgaters "should not be allowed to breed back into the human species," you had me on the floor laughing.
Me too. I laughed hard at that.
People who stand in line when the menu board is clearly visible and then decide when they get to the counter to look at it. But not only that. They ask a gazillion questions and then ruminate when they have had 5 to 10 minutes to peruse the menu. Some of us have lives to live. The only consolation is now the entire line is in synchronicity and we roll our eyes and shake our heads in unison as we bond over your lack of consideration.
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There are many, the main one at the moment are those drivers who do not realize that the shift next to your steering wheel let's the rest of us know which way in the fuck you are going.
Candy Connoisseur
I hate it when people refer to their phone as iphone.
"Oh, I'll take a photo with my iphone", or "I'll send you the address from my iphone". Its a PHONE!! I dont give a fuck if its an iphone. They are shit anyway...lmao
"Oh, I'll take a photo with my iphone", or "I'll send you the address from my iphone". Its a PHONE!! I dont give a fuck if its an iphone. They are shit anyway...lmao
Head Nurse
Call lights 
Also: patients constantly seeking pain meds. If you really are having pain that's an 8/10, I'm guessing you wouldn't be laughing on the phone, and no, I'm not going to give you more dilaudid when you are already slurring your words.
Also: patients constantly seeking pain meds. If you really are having pain that's an 8/10, I'm guessing you wouldn't be laughing on the phone, and no, I'm not going to give you more dilaudid when you are already slurring your words.
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Quote by Dean63
Trying to buy larger sized shoes that no shops have in stock.
Truth. Do you know how hard it is to find heels in a wonens 12!? For my running shoes i need a 13. After being told I had "drag queen feet" I was directed to the Internet... Again. The didn't even have the men's size that corresponds available (11.5)
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Truth. Do you know how hard it is to find heels in a wonens 12!? For my running shoes i need a 13. After being told I had "drag queen feet" I was directed to the Internet... Again. The didn't even have the men's size that corresponds available (11.5)
Girl, I feel your pain. I have canoes for feet. Entire families take turns riding on them.
To people who litter. You do realize that someone has to pick that up?