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The WORST movie you ever saw

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ThePhantom
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So many to choose from.

Supergirl with Helen Slater

Vampirella with Talisa Soto
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X-men Origins: Wolverine
UGH.....being a comic book movie fan....that movie sucked....even more so with what they did to Deadpool in it....
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Airplane just stupid
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So many to mention...not sure where to start.

Battle beyond the Stars..

Step Brothers ( my god...just awful)

Star Wars :The force awakens..

and..

Killing them softly...( geez....)
PunkyCalam
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Snakes on a Plane - I could only do the first 5 mins so dont know if i got better from there
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The Artist. The first 10 minutes was all I could take.
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Les Misérables, I hated this movie.
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Slumdog Millionaire - that movie was very poor
paul_moadib
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You people know nothing. Try watching this bad boy:

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There are movies which are sooo bad they're good.
This one is is bad but not laughably so.
It's just 90 mins of misery.
You have NO idea what is going on or who the characters are or even what they look like.
It has to be experienced to know.
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I have to go with Bebe's Kids. American Dreamz is a close second
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Death Bed: The Bed That Eats by far. The acting and the graphics were horrible. So horrible, it was funny. And the plot was equally as bad.
Cabin Fever is a close second. Again , bad acting. Never understood the point of "PANCAKE" boy.
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Zoolander. Personally, I think it was an abomination. Haven't been able to watch a Ben Stiller movie since.

Also, a film called Ma Mère. It's about an incestuous relationship between a mother and son. Needless to say it doesn't end well but at the end they head to the wine cellar and start to fulfil their desires. She gets him to cut her stomach with a razor while he wanks. As he cums, she slits her own throat. Final scene: he says a final goodbye before her cremation. Goes into the room where his dead mother lies and starts jacking off again. It is one of my greatest achievements that I managed to stomach watching that film until the bitter end.
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Jack Frost, is a very bad "B movie" about a serial killer snowman. good idea just needed more money and people who could act.
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I watched Days Of Thunder with my dad a couple weekends ago and seriously thought it was horrible!
SereneProdigy
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Most probably not the worst movie in the history of cinema, but I thought that the latest Tarzan movie was extremely shitty:
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This might actually be the most cringeworthy movie that I've ever seen:
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I can never remember if I have posted here but:



I think because I was just so fucking lost I never understood it. I still don't. Somehow feel free to relieve this confusion for me.
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I can never remember if I have posted here but:



I think because I was just so fucking lost I never understood it. I still don't. Somehow feel free to relieve this confusion for me.


Diane and Betty are the same person. From an article about the film :"Well, it seems that Diane had her girlfriend murdered. Then, in a masturbatory fantasy cum fever dream in the moments before she commits suicide, she reimagines her ruined career and failed relationship with the woman she loves.

The dream begins with Camilla/Rita miraculously escaping the hit Diane had taken out on her. From there, Diane, a product of Hollywood, imagines the story in cinematic fashion: She sees herself as the naive wannabe starlet Betty, who succeeds on sheer talent and solves whatever problems are thrown her way. She even gets the girl!"

So what we actually see for a little more than the first half of the movie is Diane's fantasy in which she saved the ex lover that she wanted dead... While there are countless surreal moments and mysterious threads in the movie that can be interpreted in a multitude of ways, knowing that Betty and Diane are one and the same makes the film make much more sense.... you know it's a favorite of mine xoxoxoxo
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50 Shades of Grey. Hands down, that film is just absolutely fucking awful with a capital 'f', a capital 'ucking', and an equally capitalised 'awful'. All in 48 point bold, red, and underlined. Twice.

It's just a cut-price Secretary (which is awesome, and stars James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal). Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson are awful by comparison (although, to be fair, they'd also be awful by comparison to a set of patio furniture), and whilst director Sam Taylor-Johnson does her best with the material she's been given, given the fact that that materiel has been written by EL James in the first instance means the film (like the book before it) is nothing less than a dog-turd wrapped up as 'entertainment'.

Titanic, Wanderlust, anything with Adam Sandler, anything with Kevin James, Avatar, any of the Twilight films, anything with Kristen 'my only facial expression is that of a bored donkey with constipation' Stewart, anything with Robert 'my face looks like a foot' Pattinson, anything with both Kristen 'my only facial expression is that of a bored donkey with constipation' Stewart and Robert 'my face looks like a foot' Pattinson, and any of the Star Wars prequels (1999-2005) run it a close second, though.
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Quote by Topmgr53
Airplane just stupid



Disagree there ...








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deviantsusie
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50 Shades of Grey... or
Star Wars - episode I... did i mention 50 shades of Grey already, mention it again just in case
oh and 50 shades of Grey

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Quote by deviantsusie
50 Shades of Grey... or
Star Wars - episode I... did i mention 50 shades of Grey already, mention it again just in case
oh and 50 shades of Grey


you left out 50 shades darker.

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50 Shades of Grey. Hands down, that film is just absolutely fucking awful with a capital 'f', a capital 'ucking', and an equally capitalised 'awful'. All in 48 point bold, red, and underlined. Twice.

It's just a cut-price Secretary (which is awesome, and stars James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal). Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson are awful by comparison (although, to be fair, they'd also be awful by comparison to a set of patio furniture), and whilst director Sam Taylor-Johnson does her best with the material she's been given, given the fact that that materiel has been written by EL James in the first instance means the film (like the book before it) is nothing less than a dog-turd wrapped up as 'entertainment'.

Titanic, Wanderlust, anything with Adam Sandler, anything with Kevin James, Avatar, any of the Twilight films, anything with Kristen 'my only facial expression is that of a bored donkey with constipation' Stewart, anything with Robert 'my face looks like a foot' Pattinson, anything with both Kristen 'my only facial expression is that of a bored donkey with constipation' Stewart and Robert 'my face looks like a foot' Pattinson, and any of the Star Wars prequels (1999-2005) run it a close second, though.


I should have read this before I posted.. Absolutely. .i think i blocked the Twilight movies out of my mind they were so bad.. and yes Secretary was very good, witty and funny and everything 50 shades wasn't

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Quote by chesh78


It's just a cut-price Secretary (which is awesome, and stars James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal).


one of my top 10 films of all time. why everyone hasn't seen this and fallen in love is beyond me.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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you left out 50 shades darker.


Only because I didn't make the same mistake twice.. haven't seen 50 shades darker

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I should have read this before I posted.. Absolutely. .i think i blocked the Twilight movies out of my mind they were so bad.. and yes Secretary was very good, witty and funny and everything 50 shades wasn't


some of the twilight movies were kind of fun (i hated the 3rd and 4th ones) if viewed properly. i was hella stoned at the time.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.