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Quote by vanessa26


Agreed!


Anything with Tom Cruise after 1988, Adam Sandler, and Nicholas Cage
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- Bob Dylan


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Quote by Snojoe69
Anything with Nicolas Cage


I'm with you and vanessa26 on this one. An example of the worst of nepotism.

Thought Last Tango In Paris sucked wind, too.
The Watchmen. I guess it was a Marvel comic must have sold one copy
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The Watchmen. I guess it was a Marvel comic must have sold one copy


The Watchmen are DC.

Anyone ever seen The Beast? First 15 minutes show two horses fucking. (Like who wants to see that?) Later on, the girl gets chased down and fucked by a werewolf.
Lots of candidates but the most recent was...

Mad Max: Fury Road.

It expended a year's supply of suspending disbelief in the first twenty minutes and never got better. Soooo many things that didn't have the slightest bit of believability about them.

And I really, really like Charlize Theron, but even she couldn't save this awful mess.
watchmen and was a disappointing graphic novel as well
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Recently picked up a copy of Cloud Atlas for $2.99. Turns out it was way overpriced. Hard to make a movie this bad with Tom Hanks and Halle Berry, but what it lacked in entertainment value (a lot!) it tried to make up for by being very weird and very l-o-o-o-ng. Boring!
Quote by Ragnarök011


Anything with Tom Cruise after 1988, Adam Sandler, and Nicholas Cage


Gotta agree on all 3, especially Sandler - ugh! Cruise was a horrible choice for the Jack Reacher character. Daniel Craig, Liam Neeson, and any of about a dozen others would have been better.
For me it's horrid beast of a thing called Who Will Love My Children?

It's about a woman with about 4 or 5 kids, and a no-hoper husband (played by Sonny Bono), and she finds out she's dying of cancer. She spends most of the time trying to find places for her kids to go as there's no way chronic alcoholic Dad will be able to do anything.

That's it, until she dies.

Was on overnight on the TV of an interstate bus I was on and there was no bloody escaping it!!!
Do unto others BEFORE hey do unto you
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The Watchmen. I guess it was a Marvel comic must have sold one copy


Watchmen was actually a DC comic written by Alan Moore written in 1986. it's pretty legendary, as is he. as for sales, it's the best selling graphic novel in the history of comix.

xo
rach aka comic nerd.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Sharknado franchise
The most stupid movies ever
Joe Dirt 2. It is one of the few times in life were I was sadly disappointed.
Quote by sprite


Watchmen was actually a DC comic written by Alan Moore written in 1986. it's pretty legendary, as is he. as for sales, it's the best selling graphic novel in the history of comix.

xo
rach aka comic nerd.


My boyfriend is also a big Marvel fan and he says he bought the movie because of the popularity of the novel, and the movie version sucked.
Independence day: resurgent
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
I could agree and disagree with many of the choices above.

My personal choice isn't that well known: Starship Invasions. Crappy fx, awful script, bizarre plot (aliens try to conquer Earth with a suicide ray that causes people to off themselves). And a corny ending where a half-assed robot saves the world. Only saving grace is the cast, featuring Christopher Lee as the alien leader and Robert Vaughn as the human protagonist, but even Lee, saviour of many overwrought bad movies, can't save this turkey.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starship_Invasions
Across the Universe an all star showing of Beatles songs and a bs interpretation of the 60's. Was also informed by some twit that all the music was specifically written for the movie and none was written by Lennon & McCartney (Funny I remember playing the original records when i was younger)
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Quote by Ragnarök011
Across the Universe an all star showing of Beatles songs and a bs interpretation of the 60's. Was also informed by some twit that all the music was specifically written for the movie and none was written by Lennon & McCartney (Funny I remember playing the original records when i was younger)


one of my favorite movies, actually, but yeah - lol - the music was so not written for the movie - Lennon would be having to write from beyond the grave. silly

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

End of Days Inc. was crappy from opening scene
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Mulholland Drive.... for the likes of me I still do not understand this movie or why I was driven to watch it more than once in the vain hope of making sense of it.
Jeepers Creepers

Pointless and dumb. Was in uni at that time and my friends' friends chose this among many others just because...Blah!
Black Moon (1975)
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan


Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Cabin Fever

Napoleon Dynamite.

Gone Fishin
brand new tom hanks movie directed by clint Eastwood.
Sully.
repetitive and quite boring. waste of my money and time.
The latest one that I saw was Underworld: Blood Wars. I think the only reason I sat through it was because I have a huge jones for Kate Beckinsale in the leather and vinyl outfit.

Other than that there are too many to list....
Jabberwocky by Monte Python
The Break Up with Jenifer Aniston
Police Academy three.
Something about Mary with Cameron Diaz

All were so painful to watch I couldn't finish them. Horrible films. Stupid, poorly done and a complete waste of time.