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trying to be funny.
It’s okay, I’m sorry too. Sorry.
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It’s okay, I’m sorry too. Sorry.
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And I’m glad Argentina got spanked today too.
:HATE:HATE:HATE:
Holy Maradona!
What a Messi they are in
“When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.”
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What a Messi they are in
You should be ashamed of yourself.
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I quite like Iceland too.
They are much improved since June 2016. They have a top of the range specialist seafood range now.
They are much improved since June 2016. They have a top of the range specialist seafood range now.
“When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.”
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I quite like Iceland too.
They are much improved since June 2016. They have a top of the range specialist seafood range now.
I've never been into one of their stores. Isn't everything frozen? That can't be good for the nutritional content of the "food".
It would be nice to see a random team like Iceland win it. Germany, Argentina, Brazil, all pretty much fails at this stage.
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It’s okay, I’m sorry too. Sorry.
Ah ha! You fell into my/our sneaky Canadian screening trap. Fabulous!
I’m not sorry. Heck no. Well, maybe.
But neither are you. You have the perfect amount of our secret blend of empathy and sarcasm.I’m sensing a call to you from the PM’s office with an offer of citizenship.
Well done, eh?
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I've never been into one of their stores. Isn't everything frozen? That can't be good for the nutritional content of the "food".
It would be nice to see a random team like Iceland win it. Germany, Argentina, Brazil, all pretty much fails at this stage.
Yes, most of their food is questionable as far as nutrition is concerned but if you like lobster and langoustine and can't get it fresh then it's not bad there.
But yes, would be nice to see some new names on the trophy. Belgium looked impressive the other night and they're a good outside bet. Unfortunately we will probably see Germany or Brazil there at the end. Not unless 'arry's boys pull off a surprise.
“When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.”
Just learned of a town called Gimli, New Iceland, or more accurately, Gimli, Manitoba.
Apparently, it was settled in 1875 by an estimated 20,000 Icelanders after a nasty volcanic eruption
that sent toxic ash about their geothermic landscape. Did you know that many Icelanders don't need
to shovel their walks because they have geothermally-heated roads and walkways? One of the benefits
of living on the tectonic edge.
Anyway... today there are over 30,000 people with Icelandic heritage living in Gimli. They farm and fish
there, seeing that it's on the shores of Lake Winnipeg, just like they did in the homeland.
One person claims, I don't recall who it was, that they were related to almost all the members of the team.
I'm now debating... do I go there. Hmmm... Those helmets. Those horns. Are those really helmets? Are those
helmets just a rouse to distract from their horns? Do they own banjo's in Iceland?
Just joshin'
BTW... March 1 is Icelandic Beer Day. They celebrate the end of prohibition. Who would have thunk it?
They are playing now. I should go watch and cheer them on. What a wonderful World Cup story.
Apparently, it was settled in 1875 by an estimated 20,000 Icelanders after a nasty volcanic eruption
that sent toxic ash about their geothermic landscape. Did you know that many Icelanders don't need
to shovel their walks because they have geothermally-heated roads and walkways? One of the benefits
of living on the tectonic edge.
Anyway... today there are over 30,000 people with Icelandic heritage living in Gimli. They farm and fish
there, seeing that it's on the shores of Lake Winnipeg, just like they did in the homeland.
One person claims, I don't recall who it was, that they were related to almost all the members of the team.
I'm now debating... do I go there. Hmmm... Those helmets. Those horns. Are those really helmets? Are those
helmets just a rouse to distract from their horns? Do they own banjo's in Iceland?
Just joshin'BTW... March 1 is Icelandic Beer Day. They celebrate the end of prohibition. Who would have thunk it?
They are playing now. I should go watch and cheer them on. What a wonderful World Cup story.
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Heard nascar was turning left 2,000 times this weekend. It’s wicked epic how they just turn left.
Hey! Danica Patrick turns right plenty of times. Excitement increases every time that happens.
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Hey! Danica Patrick turns right plenty of times. Excitement increases every time that happens.
That's IndyCar. Probably too internationally flavored for the likes of Brandie and her genius hubbie.
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It has been a fantastic tournament so far... everyone loves Iceland of course but they are as good as gone now unfortunately..... unless some teams show a dramatic improvement it looks like Spain or Belgium to me.... don't write Harry Kane's England off yet either.....
Interesting watching Argentina v Hrvatska yesterday... i always like watching a good spanking.... rather be on the end of one though!!!
Interesting watching Argentina v Hrvatska yesterday... i always like watching a good spanking.... rather be on the end of one though!!!
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Mostly I am enjoying watching Argentina get trashed.
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There’s going to be a lot of hot Swedish chicks in Russia needing some consoling tonight :’(
T-Riffic match between Germany & Sweden.
It turned into a hockey game - lots of pushing and cheap shots - then turned into a blitzkrieg of German offence.
One player was was even ejaculated. Or ejected. Not sure which. I have trouble with the accents. But he did get a
Go-Straight-To-The-Red-Light-District card. Those referees are so nice. Probably heard of the team's NO SEX policy.
That winning goal, man-o-man, what a doozy. One of the best.
I'm on my way to Sochi right now. Wonder Woman is giving me a lift in her invisible plane. She's on her way to do some
'entertaining'. Apparently, the super heroes have a corporate tent.
MF is right. Lots of sad, blonde, blue-eyes gals are in dire straights. Good thing consoling in my middle name.
It turned into a hockey game - lots of pushing and cheap shots - then turned into a blitzkrieg of German offence.
One player was was even ejaculated. Or ejected. Not sure which. I have trouble with the accents. But he did get a
Go-Straight-To-The-Red-Light-District card. Those referees are so nice. Probably heard of the team's NO SEX policy.
That winning goal, man-o-man, what a doozy. One of the best.
I'm on my way to Sochi right now. Wonder Woman is giving me a lift in her invisible plane. She's on her way to do some
'entertaining'. Apparently, the super heroes have a corporate tent.
MF is right. Lots of sad, blonde, blue-eyes gals are in dire straights. Good thing consoling in my middle name.
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Germany.......very lucky tonight. Hope Sweden win their next game
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
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Germany.......very lucky tonight. Hope Sweden win their next game
That loss for Sweden was absolutely brutal... and they were robbed of an early penalty too. Germany was so damn lucky.
Mexico won today but they weren’t entirely convincing against Korea. I’d say the Mexico Sweden game is a coin flip after watching them both this morning.
When England and Panama took the pitch, I told my daughter, whom I was forcing to watch with me, that it was going to be a slaughter.
It was. And I was glad.
I don't like all the clutching and grabbing. That is exactly why Buddha invented hockey. Someone gets too much in your face, you feed them
your glove or fist, or two-hand them across the hamstring, ankle, or forearm. If necessary, drop the gloves. Then, go for beers after the game.
If I played football, I'd have my elbows high, just like Mr. Hockey, Gordie Howe did for so many years. If someone tried to run him into the boards,
his elbows came up and a person lost a few teeth... or, my favorite, he'd clandestinely place the blade of his stick in the crack where the ice met
the boards. When the player tried to run him into the glass, the stick was braced, ready to do some internal organ damage as the player impaled
themselves on the butt end of #9's stick. The wad of tape at the end of the stick wasn't to assist with keeping one's hand on the stick, but to prevent
the stick from going clean through the dude's liver and come out the other side. Well, maybe not. But maybe...
If I was a football ref, I'd let the wankers whine all they want. And dive. There is not enough of it.
As they belly-ached and complained, I'd extend
my lower lip in pout fashion, and even rub the corner of my eyes with mocking tears. That most certainly would help their cause and civil demeanor.
Once they exhausted their poor sportsmanship efforts, I'd red card them, give them the heave-ho, and send them on their merry way. After a few of
those incidents, the players would be less likely to complain. But then, I'd source opportunities. Eventually, probably by half-time, there would only be
two players left - both goal keepers. It would be a hoot watching them try to score on each other. Games would probably end in a basketball-type score.
After reading this, I now know why I'm not a football referee.
Russia and Portugal. I still see that as the final match.
Well, I hope for it.
It was. And I was glad.
I don't like all the clutching and grabbing. That is exactly why Buddha invented hockey. Someone gets too much in your face, you feed them
your glove or fist, or two-hand them across the hamstring, ankle, or forearm. If necessary, drop the gloves. Then, go for beers after the game.
If I played football, I'd have my elbows high, just like Mr. Hockey, Gordie Howe did for so many years. If someone tried to run him into the boards,
his elbows came up and a person lost a few teeth... or, my favorite, he'd clandestinely place the blade of his stick in the crack where the ice met
the boards. When the player tried to run him into the glass, the stick was braced, ready to do some internal organ damage as the player impaled
themselves on the butt end of #9's stick. The wad of tape at the end of the stick wasn't to assist with keeping one's hand on the stick, but to prevent
the stick from going clean through the dude's liver and come out the other side. Well, maybe not. But maybe...
If I was a football ref, I'd let the wankers whine all they want. And dive. There is not enough of it.
As they belly-ached and complained, I'd extendmy lower lip in pout fashion, and even rub the corner of my eyes with mocking tears. That most certainly would help their cause and civil demeanor.
Once they exhausted their poor sportsmanship efforts, I'd red card them, give them the heave-ho, and send them on their merry way. After a few of
those incidents, the players would be less likely to complain. But then, I'd source opportunities. Eventually, probably by half-time, there would only be
two players left - both goal keepers. It would be a hoot watching them try to score on each other. Games would probably end in a basketball-type score.
After reading this, I now know why I'm not a football referee.
Russia and Portugal. I still see that as the final match.
Well, I hope for it. 
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Heard nascar was turning left 2,000 times this weekend. It’s wicked epic how they just turn left.
We very seldom watch NASCAR and don’t follow it. We do follow the Saints but don’t watch it very often. We have much better things to do with our time, which provides much more pleasures.
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We very seldom watch NASCAR and don’t follow it. We do follow the Saints but don’t watch it very often. We have much better things to do with our time, which provides much more pleasures.
Brandie
save even more time if you didn't keep posting to tell everyone about what you don't do or aren't into.
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Germany.......very lucky tonight.
They usually are. I've lost count of the number of games they have won over the years because of a silly mistake by the opposition. But it was a well taken free kick and with their renown psyche they will probably go all the way.
However... 'arry's boys did well didn't they!
“When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.”
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When England and Panama took the pitch, I told my daughter, whom I was forcing to watch with me, that it was going to be a slaughter.
It was. And I was glad.
I don't like all the clutching and grabbing. That is exactly why Buddha invented hockey. Someone gets too much in your face, you feed them
your glove or fist, or two-hand them across the hamstring, ankle, or forearm. If necessary, drop the gloves. Then, go for beers after the game.
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It was like Rugby for the first half. Glad the ref fianally gave a penalty for it.
Good on Panama though for scoring at least one goal in their first World Cup.
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Welp, don’t think anyone could have predicted the insanity of the group F games today.
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That’s alright, Scotland beat England in cricket, and no one in Scotland even knows what cricket is.
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That’s alright, Scotland beat England in cricket, and no one in Scotland even knows what cricket is.
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