The Rage Cage

5 Jun 2012

Quote by 34D

Out of sight out of mind, if you don't read it you don't know that it is going on. Who cares if people are willing to let their anger out every once in a while to keep it from landing on the wrong person. the rules are that we are not allowed to judge other people for their thoughts. Please respect that, if you can't respect it don't post?

He was making a joke. Once you've been here awhile you'll learn to know who's serious and who isn't.

5 Jun 2012

Quote by chefkathleen

He was making a joke. Once you've been here awhile you'll learn to know who's serious and who isn't.

That's because the rest of us know that WMM has reached a state of Zen that the rest of us poor slobs stuck on earth here will never know... I'd be jealous but I'm working on my own state of Zen...
It's called the 2nd bottle of wine.tOKvjq6VYNEhcyvi

5 Jun 2012

Quote by TheDevilsWeakness

I'd be jealous but I'm working on my own state of Zen...
It's called the 2nd bottle of wine.8v09a6jFNMZ6e6tI

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6 Jun 2012

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sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it

6 Jun 2012

Quote by TheDevilsWeakness

That's because the rest of us know that WMM has reached a state of Zen that the rest of us poor slobs stuck on earth here will never know... I'd be jealous but I'm working on my own state of Zen...
It's called the 2nd bottle of wine.XvWwq7hfgbYfjREM

This made me laugh out! Scared the darn cat. Whistle

6 Jun 2012

stupid Ranger.

littlemissbitch ~ professional face ripper offer, at your service..

6 Jun 2012

Quote by littlemissbitch
stupid Ranger.

Short and not so sweet drunken

6 Jun 2012

FUCK YOU! Who are you to tell me that if I stopped having bad dreams I would miss them?? We have been talking for two fucking weeks and you are already acting like you know me, even though you don't know the first thing about me. Just because you don't dream anymore doesn't mean that I want to. So fuck off with your failure advice, and Aaron was right, you aren't that bright. Maybe if you weren't busy smoking pot and rubbing off you would be a smart enough to know not to fuck with the wrong people. go fuck yourself more, we all know it's all you are going to be getting.

6 Jun 2012

15 fucking items or less!!!!!! No more!!!! Just because you have thirty fucking packs of the same thing doesn't mean you can fucking count it as one!!!!!!!! 15 fucking items total!!!! Not types of items!!!!! DAMNIT PEOPLE!!!!

6 Jun 2012

WHY? Why do you think EVERYTHING is about you? You said you would never come back, yet here ya are. Welcome back, I could care less! Upon your first return, you friend me and lie. Surprising? NOPE! I knew it was you and even asked you, which ya lied about. Then ya deleted me. Left again and now back for a fourth time. Except you are going to my friends, asking them to take it easy on you. NEWS FLASH they could give a FUCK that you are back anyways. All I can say is GOT GUILT?

6 Jun 2012

Quote by slipperywhenwet2012

Aww, thanks. I've had many experiences that would make a great story (not to toot my own horn). But I won't kid myself. Unless it's dealing with something of a scientific nature, writing isn't one of my strong points. I'd just end up making a fool of myself and getting devoured by the lushies. But thanks for finding me interesting enough to be story worthy, lol! You seem to have a way with words. Maybe I could send you the details and you can write the story! (just kidding), but again, thanks.

Hey, with the right attitude, mindset and motivation, you could do it. Heck, the same thing can be explained for anything someone wants to do. Never sell yourself short on something. :) Hone your skills and relegate what was perceived as a weakness into your forte. Why not? bunny

7 Jun 2012

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7 Jun 2012

just a gentle reminder. the cage is for rage. thank you. smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

7 Jun 2012

Quote by sprite
just a gentle reminder. the cage is for rage. thank you.

AAAAAAAARGH! MORNINGS AND THE FECKING POSTMAN THINKS IT'S OKAY TO GIVE ME A FECKING HEART ATTACK BY RINGING THE WORLD'S LOUDEST DOORBELL JUST AFTER A CAFFIENE INJECTION!

My heart is racing (in a really bad way). DO it again, Postie, and I will push you down the stairs! Your only saving grace is that you just delivered a massive box of gingerbread men from my mates in Cornwall!!! YEAH!

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7 Jun 2012

We've accomplished so much as the Human Race.

We've put men into outer space. (Not saying we shouldn't launch a few more and leave them there, or anything evil4

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We've made little gizmo's and gadgets such as laptop computers and cell phone so small and so powerful.
We have bulletproof vests so light and durable that protect our police and troops from deadly gunfire.
We've managed to eradicate most of the plagues and diseases thats haunted our past generations.

Now how about a #$"@&$*&^@)$& UMBRELLA that doesn't break?
I can't manage to keep an umbrella in one piece for longer than 2 weeks... GRRRRRR cussing

7 Jun 2012

stay away from me....and mostly stay away from her or i will come at you with all fours and teeth bared...you have PISSED ME OFF and you of all ppl know what that means. and you know who you are.

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7 Jun 2012

men that think they can use you whenever they want then ignore you,make me want to SCREAM!!!.

7 Jun 2012

I'm so sorry that the magical button that makes my car intangible is out of order today. When I have the time, I'll head straight to my mechanic to have it fixed. And THEN, I'll be able to push it and simply drive THROUGH the dozens of cars ahead of me in this bumper-to-bumper traffic. And then you won't have to wear out that nifty little horn that you've been honking at me for the past 20 minutes, as if I'm not in the SAME FUCKING POSITION AS YOU!! cussing

But you know what, I could be wrong. Perhaps your horn has magical qualities that make traffic disappear, but it only works if you honk it at least 10 times per minute at the car ahead of you. If that's the case, carry on kind sir....do the citizens of this crowded little city a favor.

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7 Jun 2012

It was all so unnecessary... *sigh*

7 Jun 2012

This degree did not come out of a Corn Flakes box. That is why you came to me for advice and I charge for it. So, please listen to the opinion you have paid for.

7 Jun 2012

Why do some people never RSVP but turn up anyhow?

8 Jun 2012

Once, just ONCE when I call my bank, I'd like to speak to an ACTUAL representative, and not a robot that asks me to keep repeating the same number until they understand it.

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8 Jun 2012

I have had such a crappy day that I have had to create a gif to express my rage about Boss #4, Colleague #3, the mother of the two children in the coffee shop, and the customer with the blanket:

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8 Jun 2012

Quote by Shylass
I have had such a crappy day that I have had to create a gif to express my rage about Boss #4, Colleague #3, the mother of the two children in the coffee shop, and the customer with the blanket:

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8 Jun 2012

Quote by Mazza

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You are dangerously close to unleashing my previously held-back rant...

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8 Jun 2012

1. My music player with over 130 songs is gone.
2. My internet comes via a satellite dish mounted 40' feet in the air, so every time we have a strong wind, my internet crashes, giving my friends the impression I'm ignoring them.
3. The car wash ruined a $1600 rim on my truck by applying some kind of wax on the brushed aluminum wheel; but still charged me the $26 bucks for the car wash.
4. My real life girlfriends plane was three hours late, yet showed on time on the boards. That left me sitting on my non productive ass next to the 'kids from hell' who slapped slurpy gummy bears on my slacks.
5. A carton of Marlboros in Manhattan is $135 bucks. The same carton on the Canadian side of the border is $19 bucks. WTF?
6. Why is the expiration date on fresh meat the same day I buy it?
7. Gasoline was $3.98 two weeks ago, and today it's $3.19. That's cool but why?
8. My German car runs on diesel which is nothing more than watered down kerosene, yet costs even more.
9. The mailman comes daily at precisely 9:30 am, unless I'm mailing an overdue bill. Those days he shows up at 4:45 pm, so the fear of losing internet or electricity stays with me all night.
!0. Why do drive thrus take more time than going inside and ordering? I found the answer to that one myself. There's no customers inside. Folks, get off your ass and go inside instead of burning that $3.98 gas.
11. Why do my sprinklers come on when its raining? Can't someone come up with a sensor or something? Hell, the wipers on my car come on in the rain and shut off when it stops?!
12. With all the yard in the world, why does my dog have to pee on my antique dining room table legs?
13. Why haven't you messaged me? I'm waiting.

*sigh*

8 Jun 2012

Quote by sprite
just a gentle reminder. the cage is for rage. thank you.

No reminding without ranting then!!! evil5

I need an emoticon that sticks his tongue out. Didn't we have one of those? Wait! Here he is. tongue6

8 Jun 2012

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I so want this for a t-shirt.

8 Jun 2012

this is just a little rage... but significant...

IF YOU WEAR SAGGY BRITCHES WEAR TIGHT UNDERWEAR.... WHEN YOU BEND OVER AND IT IS ALL LOOSE YOU SHOW WAAAAAAYYYYYY MORE THAN THE PLUMBER.... YOUR ASS CRACK DOES NOT GO WELL WITH THE DINNER I AM PAYING GOOD MONEY TO EAT...

thank you very much...

9 Jun 2012

Quote by Shylass
I have had such a crappy day that I have had to create a gif to express my rage about Boss #4, Colleague #3, the mother of the two children in the coffee shop, and the customer with the blanket:

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Well that sums up everything nicely Daisy... no need for anyone else to post on this 'Fred' ever again