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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar How Y'all Are?

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Quote by KimmiBeGood

Bearkeep, pour me your strongest, please.

Heartbreaking day with Dad. I’m not strong enough to go through this again. At least Mom’s not here to see it… 😢

I'm so sorry to hear of your day with your Dad. You are a good daughter and a good person for doing that so selflessly. My heart goes out to you. I hate that fucking disease.

Congrats to Dubya and Life and the other winners. A drink for all of them.! I truly did not think mine worthy of a podium.

I'll have a coffee. Trying not to eat so much junk this year, so no sweets.

Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)

Ping is in the contest on Bleu! Come read him! And us! https://www.storiesspace.com/

Team Red: CuriousAnnie, Ape, Sprite

Team Blue: Verbal (me), Writergirl, Lyfbuzz (tincathat), Bear, Courgette

Team Transparent: Kistin

Anyone wants to join a team, or leave a team, or change teams, or ignore the teams, or make up a new team, or declare teams unnecessarily competitive and yet another sign of the end times, feel free. I was just doing this to ramp up some interest. Highest average wins, and the losers have to go to the winner's bar/coffee shop, and, I don't know, say something nice. Don't mention Lush over there. Pearl clutching may ensue.

Me? I'll have a shot of bourbon. If there's a gummie floating around recklessly at the bottom, I shan't complain.

Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)

Congrats to Ensorceled and WannabeWordsmith on the Comp and thanx for the well wishes. It must be the gummies. smile

Just a coffee for me. I may have had an early start...

I completely forget how the team scoring works but that's OK doesn't only Ensorceled need to know?

Okey-dokey, Annie Oakley – it's Tuesday. And if Lion were here, it would be Tunes-Day, but I'm merely a humble Bearkeep, so we'll have to wait and see.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and English Breakfast teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is eager to serve.

Today we're using Folgers, in hopes of enticing said Lion back with his favourite coffee brew.

There are donuts.

Plus I've got some buttercream cuppycakes to try to entice Kat to come back.

Take care out there, 'K?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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Congrats to Ensorceled and WannabeWordsmith on the Comp and thanx for the well wishes. It must be the gummies. smile

Just a coffee for me. I may have had an early start...

I completely forget how the team scoring works but that's OK doesn't only Ensorceled need to know?

It’s very simple. Okay, simple-adjacent. Best average score wins. 1st place = 1, 2nd place = 2, 3rd place = 3, top ten = 4, unplaced = 5.

Add up the scores, divide by the number of team members. No, not that kind of member.

Hi everyone. Hope the day is treating you well. A coffee please.

Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)

And here we are. Somehow it's Hump-Day again. Strange how that happens, eh?

Lights are on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and we’re ready to kick things off. Or take them off, may it please your Grace.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and Irish Breakfast teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now ready for your caffeine enjoyment.

Today we're using Bad Ass Kona Koffee, from Hawai'i, because I'm just a Bad Ass!

(checks behind, wiggles bum) Well, actually, when I say "Bad Ass" I mean really GOOD ass!

Eat your heart out, BG!

I've put out donuts.

Plus I've got some of Kimmi's buns for y'all to enjoy.

BTW, Just checked the weather, and there's more cold weather coming for the centre of the continent – and the southern states and Gulf Coast states may get more snow.

Kimmi – if you haven't already done so, go find a snow shovel. You might well need it!

Take care out there, 'K?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!