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Climbs on top of big furball in my corner to go back to sleep…

NOT ready for 2025 yet… 😴

Good morning everyone.

A tiny hangover, but nothing to complain about. I had a Manhattan! I've been wanting to try one of those for years.

I hope everyone had fun last night. Cheers. I will have some coffee.

Comp over at Stories Space is going strong! Only 1000 words! Show us your stuff. No, not THAT stuff.

Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)

And it's the first working day of 2025!

25, 25, ain't great to be alive!

OK, enough of that crap.

Let's get some caffeine going.

Lights are flickering, flickering … and … they're ON.

I can see Lady Dryad's ministrations haven't been for naught, despite our best efforts, and we're ready to go – although I think we could use some more peanut shells on the floor.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and Irish breakfast teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is serving up a storm.

Today we're using Kick Ass Coffee beans from Kicking Horse Coffee Roasters, just because.

I've put out donuts.

Plus I've got a nice selection of Danish for everybody.

Head 'em up, Move 'em out! YEE-HAW!

Take care out there, 'K?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

A friend told me to put myself out there more this year. So…

Quote by KimmiBeGood

A friend told me to put myself out there more this year. So…

Good advice Kimmie. smile

Okay, another micro. I’m still churning out stuff I started writing when my knee was out. I think I have one or two of these left in me, but man they are difficult. Like little puzzles. I don’t know how Kristin does it. But she does.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/fucktoy-2

Coffee and something sweet please. Holidays are over, so I will forgoe the gummies.

Fucktoy

His hand behind her head. “Kneel.”

Microfiction

Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)

And…let’s not forget the comp over on Stories Space! It’s one of the best in ages.

To recap: so far we have…

Team Red: Annie, Carlton, Ape, Sprite

Team Blue: Verbal, Kimmie, Lyfbuzz, Bear

Anyone want to join a team? Still waiting on Annie and Carlton and Lifebuzz. Excellent entires in by all the others. Join us! Join us! Ante is only a thousand words.

Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)

Quote by Ensorceled

And…let’s not forget the comp over on Stories Space! It’s one of the best in ages.

To recap: so far we have…

Team Red: Annie, Carlton, Ape, Sprite

Team Blue: Verbal, Kimmie, Lyfbuzz, Bear

Anyone want to join a team? Still waiting on Annie and Carlton and Lifebuzz. Excellent entires in by all the others. Join us! Join us! Ante is only a thousand words.

Lyfbuz is in. He’s tinhatcat. smile

Quote by fillelapine

As long as my story is accepted I am officially on Team Bleue. smile

And Ensorceled, fillelapine is Team Blue. She’s Courgette… I think. :)

Thanks Kimmie! Update:

Team Red: Annie, Carlton, Ape, Sprite

Team Blue: Verbal, Kimmie, Lyfbuzz, Bear, Bunny Girl

Anyone want to join a team? Still waiting on Annie and Carlton and sprite. Team Red needs some members. No, not those kind of members.

Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)

Kimmi is correct: fillelapine is "courgette", lyfbuz is tinhatcat on blue.

I'd like a coffee please.

Feeling lazy today, i may do some editing later but more likely i'll just start a new story.

Quote by Ensorceled

Thanks Kimmie! Update:

Team Red: Annie, Carlton, Ape, Sprite

Team Blue: Verbal, Kimmie, Lyfbuzz, Bear, Bunny Girl

Anyone want to join a team? Still waiting on Annie and Carlton and sprite. Team Red needs some members. No, not those kind of members.

Waiting on us why?

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Quote by Ensorceled

Thanks Kimmie! Update:

Team Red: Annie, Carlton, Ape, Sprite

Team Blue: Verbal, Kimmie, Lyfbuzz, Bear, Bunny Girl

Anyone want to join a team? Still waiting on Annie and Carlton and sprite. Team Red needs some members. No, not those kind of members.

And those of us on Team Transparent are yet to be seen.

Quote by kistinspencil

And those of us on Team Transparent are yet to be seen.

"Sir, the Invisible Man is here."

"Tell him I can't see him today!"

🤣

Thanks for that, Kistin!

Meanwhile, caffeine courses in my veins. "We are noodle folk!"

Lights on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and we’re ready to rumble.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and English Breakfast available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using BadAss Kona Coffee because of something I did on NYE… Don't ask.

I've put out donuts.

Plus I thought French Toast – pain perdue – in French, meaning "lost bread", would be a nice way to start the First Friday of the New Year.

Take care out there, 'K?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Quote by sprite

Waiting on us why?

If you have a story for Stories Space, then that. If you don't have a story, then...I don't know. Interpretive dance? A song? Personally, I think you should submit this, it's been stuck in my head for 6 years: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/ropes-of-cum

My fun fact of the day: tadpoles have teeth. They're called labial teeth!

I'll have a coffee until my testicles descend from learning the term "Labial teeth."

Ropes of Cum

In the year sixteen hundred and forty two Loaded down with kegs of rum Sailed a powerful pirate ship It’s name was Ropes of Cum, boys, It’s name was Ropes of Cum.   Her Captain was Red Lizzy No one knew where she was from She ran the crew with an iron fist Aboard the Ropes of Cum, boys, Aboard the Ropes of Cum.   Her first mate was a Scotsman They called him Snake Eye Clum It’s said he’s killed a hundred men Aboard the Ro...

Erotic Poems

Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)

Quote by Ensorceled

If you have a story for Stories Space, then that. If you don't have a story, then...I don't know. Interpretive dance? A song? Personally, I think you should submit this, it's been stuck in my head for 6 years: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/ropes-of-cum

My fun fact of the day: tadpoles have teeth. They're called labial teeth!

I'll have a coffee until my testicles descend from learning the term "Labial teeth."

lol - it kind of breaks all kinds of SS rules, so no. snap snap go the teeth...

Ropes of Cum

In the year sixteen hundred and forty two Loaded down with kegs of rum Sailed a powerful pirate ship It’s name was Ropes of Cum, boys, It’s name was Ropes of Cum.   Her Captain was Red Lizzy No one knew where she was from She ran the crew with an iron fist Aboard the Ropes of Cum, boys, Aboard the Ropes of Cum.   Her first mate was a Scotsman They called him Snake Eye Clum It’s said he’s killed a hundred men Aboard the Ro...

Erotic Poems

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

If you kids are finished playing with your genitalial teeth, I'll get the day started around here.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and Darjeeling teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using Folgers, in hopes of enticing a certain Lion back to the fold.

I've put out donuts.

Plus I've got a nice variety of pastries for y'all.

It's market day, so I shan't tarry. (lifts his pinky to show his deep breeding)

Take care out there, 'K?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Morning, Rumpies wave

Ice storm hitting me tmrw/Monday. Praying power stays on or there will be a nipply Kimmi and frozen furball.

kiss Enjoy your weekend!

A Darjeeling and one of those lemon tart looking things. I started a new Lush story this morning. A weird bit of magic realist erotic fantasy. You'll hopefully see what I mean if I take this through to a finish. Not sure if I can finish before my vacation, which starts a week today (in fact, I'll be on the road by this time next Saturday). I don't really have an ending worked out, yet, just a vague idea of where it should go.

A woman goes shopping in the local mall. But what the heck is she shopping for in that outfit? My Festive Flash comp entry.

Minnie's Merry Mall Christmas

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Morning, Rumpies wave

Ice storm hitting me tmrw/Monday. Praying power stays on or there will be a nipply Kimmi and frozen furball.

kiss Enjoy your weekend!

Get your candles ready! Hopefully the ice storm passes by.

Its a balmy -13C/8F here but sunny so I will need sunscreen before I go outside. Coffee for me please and maybe a hot chocolate with peppermint schnapps when I get back.

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Its a balmy -13C/8F here but sunny so I will need sunscreen before I go outside.

Warmer (relatively speaking, -7C) down here n SW Ontario but cloudy with occasional flurries. Enjoy your sun.

A woman goes shopping in the local mall. But what the heck is she shopping for in that outfit? My Festive Flash comp entry.

Minnie's Merry Mall Christmas

Quote by fillelapine

Coffee please. And a bear claw. Not one of yours, James! smile

Hunh. I only paw people who ask to be pawed.

Unless I'm hungry, of course. (sniffs the air)

MMMmmmm … fresh girl scent!

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Quote by Seeker4

Warmer (relatively speaking, -7C) down here n SW Ontario but cloudy with occasional flurries. Enjoy your sun.

warmer down here, but it's raining like fuck. the 40 days and 40 nights kind.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Quote by sprite

warmer down here, but it's raining like fuck. the 40 days and 40 nights kind.

Ugh. We had weather like that a week ago. We often say about rain in winter that "at least you don't have to shovel it" but the steady, heavy stuff like that is just depressing any time of year.

A woman goes shopping in the local mall. But what the heck is she shopping for in that outfit? My Festive Flash comp entry.

Minnie's Merry Mall Christmas

Quote by sprite

warmer down here, but it's raining like fuck. the 40 days and 40 nights kind.

I kinda like rain and snow on a seasonal intermittent basis. I love going out in storms and downpours. You should move somewhere nicer. 😊

Seeker: I am with you on not having to shovel rain. I like shoveling snow but that packed frozen mess the snowplow leaves gets tiresome fast.

May I have a coffee with an edible Please? For science. (lol I capitalized "Please?" I think its because I use it too much in dialogue, always capitalized.)

We woke up to fog that is frosting all the trees. It's really pretty. There's a frozen spiderweb in the back yard, but I'm too lazy to take a pic of it, so I will instead leave you with a pic of the new Sentinel space ship I nabbed today in No Man's Sky. Which is the only thing I've done today. It took hours. I renamed it The Argo.

Coffee with a gummie. For science.

Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)

Quote by Ensorceled

We woke up to fog that is frosting all the trees. It's really pretty. There's a frozen spiderweb in the back yard, but I'm too lazy to take a pic of it, so I will instead leave you with a pic of the new Sentinel space ship I nabbed today in No Man's Sky. Which is the only thing I've done today. It took hours. I renamed it The Argo.

Coffee with a gummie. For science.

I would have preferred the spiderweb. Congratulations on your ship, though. Is your spaceship part of a game?

A little help here…

Snowmaggen has hit Kentucky.

Friends …

It is with great sadness that I have to tell you that one of our own – PJH – died last month in England.

He had leukemia and lingered, so it is perhaps a relief that he no longer suffers.

It hurts when it's someone you know – and didn't get a chance to say good-bye.

But it's also a tap on the shoulder. Tempus Fugit – time is fleeting, and you should embrace what you have.

So, for today, no grousing about the weather, the coffee, or even the Bear.

Appreciate what we have, and make the most of it.

And a toast – to PJH!

.

Bertha has been primed, and there are teas in the box, waiting for hot water from Tea Kettle.

Donuts, as always.

Take care out there – and take care of each other, 'K?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!