RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar How Y'all Are?

Climbs on top of big furball in my corner to go back to sleep…

NOT ready for 2025 yet… 😴

Good morning everyone.

A tiny hangover, but nothing to complain about. I had a Manhattan! I've been wanting to try one of those for years.

I hope everyone had fun last night. Cheers. I will have some coffee.

Comp over at Stories Space is going strong! Only 1000 words! Show us your stuff. No, not THAT stuff.

And it's the first working day of 2025!

25, 25, ain't great to be alive!

OK, enough of that crap.

Let's get some caffeine going.

Lights are flickering, flickering … and … they're ON.

I can see Lady Dryad's ministrations haven't been for naught, despite our best efforts, and we're ready to go – although I think we could use some more peanut shells on the floor.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and Irish breakfast teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is serving up a storm.

Today we're using Kick Ass Coffee beans from Kicking Horse Coffee Roasters, just because.

I've put out donuts.

Plus I've got a nice selection of Danish for everybody.

Head 'em up, Move 'em out! YEE-HAW!

Take care out there, 'K?

A friend told me to put myself out there more this year. So…

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A friend told me to put myself out there more this year. So…

Good advice Kimmie.

Okay, another micro. I’m still churning out stuff I started writing when my knee was out. I think I have one or two of these left in me, but man they are difficult. Like little puzzles. I don’t know how Kristin does it. But she does.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/fucktoy-2

Coffee and something sweet please. Holidays are over, so I will forgoe the gummies.

And…let’s not forget the comp over on Stories Space! It’s one of the best in ages.

To recap: so far we have…

Team Red: Annie, Carlton, Ape, Sprite

Team Blue: Verbal, Kimmie, Lyfbuzz, Bear

Anyone want to join a team? Still waiting on Annie and Carlton and Lifebuzz. Excellent entires in by all the others. Join us! Join us! Ante is only a thousand words.

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And…let’s not forget the comp over on Stories Space! It’s one of the best in ages.

To recap: so far we have…

Team Red: Annie, Carlton, Ape, Sprite

Team Blue: Verbal, Kimmie, Lyfbuzz, Bear

Anyone want to join a team? Still waiting on Annie and Carlton and Lifebuzz. Excellent entires in by all the others. Join us! Join us! Ante is only a thousand words.

Lyfbuz is in. He’s tinhatcat.

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As long as my story is accepted I am officially on Team Bleue.

And Ensorceled, fillelapine is Team Blue. She’s Courgette… I think. :)

Thanks Kimmie! Update:

Team Red: Annie, Carlton, Ape, Sprite

Team Blue: Verbal, Kimmie, Lyfbuzz, Bear, Bunny Girl

Anyone want to join a team? Still waiting on Annie and Carlton and sprite. Team Red needs some members. No, not those kind of members.

Kimmi is correct: fillelapine is "courgette", lyfbuz is tinhatcat on blue.

I'd like a coffee please.

Feeling lazy today, i may do some editing later but more likely i'll just start a new story.

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Thanks Kimmie! Update:

Team Red: Annie, Carlton, Ape, Sprite

Team Blue: Verbal, Kimmie, Lyfbuzz, Bear, Bunny Girl

Anyone want to join a team? Still waiting on Annie and Carlton and sprite. Team Red needs some members. No, not those kind of members.

Waiting on us why?

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Thanks Kimmie! Update:

Team Red: Annie, Carlton, Ape, Sprite

Team Blue: Verbal, Kimmie, Lyfbuzz, Bear, Bunny Girl

Anyone want to join a team? Still waiting on Annie and Carlton and sprite. Team Red needs some members. No, not those kind of members.

And those of us on Team Transparent are yet to be seen.

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And those of us on Team Transparent are yet to be seen.

"Sir, the Invisible Man is here."

"Tell him I can't see him today!"

🤣

Thanks for that, Kistin!

Meanwhile, caffeine courses in my veins. "We are noodle folk!"

Lights on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and we’re ready to rumble.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and English Breakfast available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using BadAss Kona Coffee because of something I did on NYE… Don't ask.

I've put out donuts.

Plus I thought French Toast – pain perdue – in French, meaning "lost bread", would be a nice way to start the First Friday of the New Year.

Take care out there, 'K?

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Waiting on us why?

If you have a story for Stories Space, then that. If you don't have a story, then...I don't know. Interpretive dance? A song? Personally, I think you should submit this, it's been stuck in my head for 6 years: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/ropes-of-cum

My fun fact of the day: tadpoles have teeth. They're called labial teeth!

I'll have a coffee until my testicles descend from learning the term "Labial teeth."

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If you have a story for Stories Space, then that. If you don't have a story, then...I don't know. Interpretive dance? A song? Personally, I think you should submit this, it's been stuck in my head for 6 years: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/ropes-of-cum

My fun fact of the day: tadpoles have teeth. They're called labial teeth!

I'll have a coffee until my testicles descend from learning the term "Labial teeth."

lol - it kind of breaks all kinds of SS rules, so no. snap snap go the teeth...

If you kids are finished playing with your genitalial teeth, I'll get the day started around here.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and Darjeeling teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using Folgers, in hopes of enticing a certain Lion back to the fold.

I've put out donuts.

Plus I've got a nice variety of pastries for y'all.

It's market day, so I shan't tarry. (lifts his pinky to show his deep breeding)

Take care out there, 'K?