Fortnum and Mason, eh. A cup of Royal Blend and a slice of that delicious-looking cake.
Good morning and Merry Christmas, all!!
A woman goes shopping in the local mall. But what the heck is she shopping for in that outfit? My Festive Flash comp entry.
Merry Christmas! ❤️
If you are looking to write over the next week, see this writing challenge for Lush coins running through New Year’s Eve.
Okay, we've been cooking up a storm, so I'm going to start laying out the food.
As promised, in the spirit of sweets for the sweet, we have:
Ham and turkey for all of you lot – plus cranberry sauce, made from scratch by Lady Jay…
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
…roast potatoes, mashed potatoes (with butter), a salmon ring…
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
…roasted Brussel sprouts, green beans with slivered almonds and bacon, and a side of salmon for Miss Pixel. She can share if she wishes. Or not.
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
And for dessert, we have English sherry trifle, fruitcake made with Golden Syrup rather than treacle (Lady Jay prefers it), and for those who need a little bit extra, Kawartha Dairy Vanilla Ice Cream.
Plus, of course, a full bar. We're offering Winecrafter Chenin Blanc from South Africa as the House White, and Lab red from Portugal as the House red, but we have more expensive stuff if you want it.
Dig in, folks!
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
Yummy, Bear! Thank you and Merry Christmas! ❤️
(slumps over on the bar amid the wreckage)
You're on your own this morning. I'm going back to sleep!
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
Okay, since Bear is suffering his post-Christmas hangover, Ape shall step in.
There's some Jamaican Blue Mountain dark roast in Bertha. Made it extra strong in case the Bear needs a pickmeup.
For teas, there is Yorkshire Red and English Breakfast. Steeped them a bit strong, too.
pours a Yorkshire Red and takes a slice of left over fruitcake
Been watching year-end best album lists from various metal influencers and holy crap, I haven't heard of even half these bands/artists. I am really just scratching the surface of metal it seems. Some is black metal which I still haven't warmed up to, but there's some terrific stuff from genres I do like.
A woman goes shopping in the local mall. But what the heck is she shopping for in that outfit? My Festive Flash comp entry.
Hello all.
Had a really sweet Christmas this year (after a run of bittersweet ones). Hung with daughter and grandson and Layla and had a wonderful time.
I got a super fancy Nintendo controller for Christmas and will spend the day playing No Man’s Sky. Does ANYONE here play this game? I am so taken with it.
We need some comp entries over on Stories Space! To recap:
Team Red: Annie, Carlton, Ape, Sprite
Team Blue: Verbal, Kimmie, Lyfbuzz, Bear
Did I miss anyone? Any more takers?
Average score wins. Losers have to buy a drink for the winners at Rumps and/or Inspirations. Sound fair?
Thanks for the coffee!
Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)
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Hello all.
Had a really sweet Christmas this year (after a run of bittersweet ones). Hung with daughter and grandson and Layla and had a wonderful time.
I got a super fancy Nintendo controller for Christmas and will spend the day playing No Man’s Sky. Does ANYONE here play this game? I am so taken with it.
We need some comp entries over on Stories Space! To recap:
Team Red: Annie, Carlton, Ape, Sprite
Team Blue: Verbal, Kimmie, Lyfbuzz, Bear
Did I miss anyone? Any more takers?
Average score wins. Losers have to buy a drink for the winners at Rumps and/or Inspirations. Sound fair?
Thanks for the coffee!
Xmas was great, had an unexpected visitor and things got very Merry.
Sounds fair Ensorceled.
Hope everyone is enjoying the hols. I'll just have a coffee to go, rumour has it the uptown girls didn't get everything they wanted for Xmas. Any new postcards?
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Hello all.
Had a really sweet Christmas this year (after a run of bittersweet ones). Hung with daughter and grandson and Layla and had a wonderful time.
I got a super fancy Nintendo controller for Christmas and will spend the day playing No Man’s Sky. Does ANYONE here play this game? I am so taken with it.
We need some comp entries over on Stories Space! To recap:
Team Red: Annie, Carlton, Ape, Sprite
Team Blue: Verbal, Kimmie, Lyfbuzz, Bear
Did I miss anyone? Any more takers?
Average score wins. Losers have to buy a drink for the winners at Rumps and/or Inspirations. Sound fair?
Thanks for the coffee!
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(Yawns and scatches his butt)
Only questions are: How is the score counted, and who does the counting?
And thanks to Ape for getting some caffeine going. I'll take a Bear-sized mug of Yorkshire Red, and wander back to Kimmi's Korner to snooze, perchance to sleep.
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
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(Yawns and scatches his butt)
Only questions are: How is the score counted, and who does the counting?
i decide. 
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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i decide.
We should post the scores up over the bar. With the stepladder.
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We should post the scores up over the bar. With the stepladder.
that reminds me - i need to order that cock cage you've been asking for.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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that reminds me - i need to order that cock cage you've been asking for.
It make take a while -- I understand the smaller sizes are on back order due to the cold weather demands.
Well, good morning! I understand that some of you are saying you were overserved over the first days of Christmas.
I just want y'all to know that overserving is not allowed here in Rumps, and anyone who says they are being overserved will be summarily tossed out the back door, into the hot tub dumpster. Capiche?
Now, let's get caffeine going.
With great effort and reluctance – and a little inducement – Lady Dryad has cleaned up and we’re finally ready to go.
Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and Buddha's Blend teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.
Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.
Today we're using Peet's Holiday Blend coffee – and I still don't know why he can't spell his own name.
We've got holiday donuts going.
Plus I've got some of those bacon and cheese wraps that soak up excess alcohol – so you can fill up again.
So, how's everybody doin' today? All good?
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
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i decide.
Well, there's nothing like an unbiased and impartial judge.
And you're nothing like an unbiased and impartial judge!
What could possibly go wrong with Rachel doing the judging?
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
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that reminds me - i need to order that cock cage you've been asking for.
It better be 24K gold; I don't want anything that will clash with my gold lamé thong.
Coffee for me please. Its supposed to rain all weekend so I may just stay indoors and write. More likely I will stay indoors, stuff my face with Turtles and candy cane ice cream.
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(Yawns and scatches his butt)
Only questions are: How is the score counted, and who does the counting?
And thanks to Ape for getting some caffeine going. I'll take a Bear-sized mug of Yorkshire Red, and wander back to Kimmi's Korner to snooze, perchance to sleep.
The Stories Space judges. We just follow their decisions. (Edited) First place is 4, second is 3, third is 2, and top ten is a 1. Highest average number wins. Simple! If Blue team wins, they buy drinks at either here or Inspirations (without disclosing the wildly kinky, sex-crazed nature of the Red site of course). Ditto with Red team.
I played No Man's Sky ALL DAY yesterday. 180 hours into that game now. Today, I will slightly less lazy, but not by much.
Coffee and a 🍪 please
Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)
My short, smut-free story of hope, if interested.
https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/realistic-fiction/the-most-wonderful-gift-of-all
Go Team Blue! 
:worship:
And it's The Saturday Between Christmas and New Year. Do you know what they call that?
Saturday.
Maybe it should have some kind of special name, like "Sleep-in Saturday" or sumthin'.
Who knows?
Caffeine may help – or not, depending on what's holding your ears apart these days.
Lights are on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and we’re ready to go.
Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and Darjeeling teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.
Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now rarin' to go.
Today we're using Loon Call Breakfast Blend coffee beans from Muskoka Coffee Roasters, particularly appropriate given the loonies around this joint!
I've put out donuts.
Plus I've got some chocolate biscotti for y'all.
BTW, fair warning – I have a new story brewing, along with the caffeine. It was the one I wrote first for the "Festival Flash" comp, but decided it wasn't what I wanted in a Christmas story. I'm just polishing it now.
Market day, so I'm outta here – for the moment.
Take care out there, 'K?
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
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My short, smut-free story of hope, if interested.
https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/realistic-fiction/the-most-wonderful-gift-of-all
Go Team Blue!
Do read it but keep the tissues handy. This one has all the feels.
Good morning. Mixed weather around here. Sun is actually out right now. Apparently my son and d-i-l are heading home to freezing rain, though, and we are supposed to get the regular liquid variety later in the weekend.
Buddha's Blend (hey, put that back in Inspirations tea cupboard when you're done with it, eh) and biscotti.
A woman goes shopping in the local mall. But what the heck is she shopping for in that outfit? My Festive Flash comp entry.
OK, so my dark non-Christmas, Christmas story has been approved in record time.
Find it here:
There really is too much of a good thing…
Group SexAn incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
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My short, smut-free story of hope, if interested.
https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/realistic-fiction/the-most-wonderful-gift-of-all
Go Team Blue!
This is a gorgeous piece of writing Kimmie. Really. You should be proud. Good luck with it.
Go Team Blue!
Bear and Ape also have excellent entities up over there. I will get mine up (heh) by Monday. Go read us!
Coffee and a cookie please.
Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)
Quote by KimmiBeGood
My short, smut-free story of hope, if interested.
https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/realistic-fiction/the-most-wonderful-gift-of-all
Go Team Blue!
Beautiful story Kimmi, loved the atmospheric feel!
Coffee please.
Team Blue has cheerleaders. We got this.
