fyi, the mod team took a vote and decided that all story modding should be done while drunk. just giving you all a heads up in case shit goes sideways.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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fyi, the mod team took a vote and decided that all story modding should be done while drunk. just giving you all a heads up in case shit goes sideways.
Wait, this hasn't always been the standard of practice? My stories got passed cold sober? Unbelievable. Simply unbelievable. What were they thinking?
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Hey all, hope everyone is having an enjoyable evening, I feel like at Rump's its always evening. Aside from long absences I'm not that chatty here but I do like to drop in and see how everyone's doing, check out some of the chatter, music, writing stuff. Some of you are brilliantly funny as well as being ace writers.
Grey Goose with Lychee and peach juice please.
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You want a wild foul with nuts and fruit juice? What kind of a fru-fru joint do you think this is??
Coming right up.
And while I'm at it, let's get caffeine going, shall we? We shall.
Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and Gunpowder green teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.
Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.
Today we're Cooper's Dark Roast Columbian Coffee
And of course there are donuts.
Plus I've got some almond croissants today.
Back with tunes in a bit…
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
We'll start the set with some Tom Petty. This goes out to Elyse … You Don't Know How It Feels …
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
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fyi, the mod team took a vote and decided that all story modding should be done while drunk. just giving you all a heads up in case shit goes sideways.
The mods have got some really strange shit there. Mine goes vertically.
But I like the idea of modding drunk. I can even give the mods a bulk discount if you can agree on a flavour…
Oh, and we're having a clearout sale on t-shirts, using the tried-and-abused Rumps method: One for the price of TWO!
Such a deal.
The Traveling Wilburys … Last Night …
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
And I'm gonna end things – just in time, I see a mob forming – with some traveling music from The Dead … Truckin' …
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
Oh, and this one, too…always a popular gift for the girlfriend. Or boyfriend. Or whomever…
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
Hiya Rumpies 
Just poppin’ in to say hi. I’m still buried in work. Biggest project yet with shortest deadline. I’ll be in my corner nappin’
Miss y’all ❤️
Popping by to see how you're all doing. My favourite band of drunken degenerates.
Gods I love being here, you make me howl with laughter.
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Biggest project yet with shortest deadline
Isn't that how it goes? We are facing a massive one. Our core business system needs to be migrated to the cloud by January 2027. The underlying platform is dropping support for on-premises installs. Fortunately, I have one of my best team members in charge.
Okay that's enough talking shop.
Good morning, folks. I am cussing out this city something fierce. The construction project that was messing with my commute all summer ended. Now multiple other projects have popped up to mess with my route. Growl.
Strong cup of Red Rose and a doughnut.
A poem for your enjoyment. Little something that came to me a couple days ago
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-mistake-4
Hey All, I brought my own coffee, customized to my preference. Seeker I feel for you, they were doing road construction around my place but the city just does a small section then comes back the next year, does another small section and so on. I may have to re-involve myself in city politics.
What's all this chatter about drunk Mods? How would we tell the difference?
Oh, and thanx for sharing the trial and tribulations of project management. Reinforced why I quit. I'm SO relaxed!
Just popping in for a midday tea. The weekend in Alabama was amazing. Lots of fun with my adult children and plenty of bonding between the two families at the engagement party for our youngest.
I still don't have a car. This week has been so busy. But I think this weekend I should be able to hammer out what I want.
Drunk modding? I'm in!
Happy Hump Day, all y'all!
New Mac & Grace story: Boardrooms & Boudoirs - Part Four -Chapters 13-16
We need a scale on the site that shows how drunk the mods are. That way we can submit our worst, most rule-breaking, stories when they are totally tanked and unlikely to notice. 🥴
A poem for your enjoyment. Little something that came to me a couple days ago
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-mistake-4
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We need a scale on the site that shows how drunk the mods are. That way we can submit our worst, most rule-breaking, stories when they are totally tanked and unlikely to notice. 🥴
Or we can offer to help them get that way. I can run a special tab for Writers Who Need Drunk Mods to Publish.
I'll put it on Ping's account.
Whaddaya say, Seeker? You in?
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
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We need a scale on the site that shows how drunk the mods are. That way we can submit our worst, most rule-breaking, stories when they are totally tanked and unlikely to notice. 🥴
When I'm smashed I usually just go in and delete all submissions.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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When I'm smashed I usually just go in and delete all submissions.
So kind of the mod equivalent of drunk driving. 🤣
A poem for your enjoyment. Little something that came to me a couple days ago
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-mistake-4
Thanks for the Tommy. God, he gives my soul a rush.
And if you want to hear something kinda crazy, I have a whole Pinterest board for him with over 6000 pins. Seriously.
My heart has wi-fi and the password is Drew Carey.
So, it's Thirst-Day. What's your pleasure?
Let's get some caffeine on for what is perhaps the world's greatest addiction – aside from sex, I mean.
Lights are on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and we’re ready to get rolling.
Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and Earl Grey teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.
Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now ready to serve.
Today we're using Post Alley Dark Roast coffee beans, from Seattle's Best Coffee Company. I know they are because it says so right here on the label, so it must be true.
And we've got some Old Lederhosen to add some kick to the caffeine if you wanna.
There are donuts.
More in a flasher. Or flash.
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
So today's Watch Word is: Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
When the dumb fucks are guarding the hen house, where's there to hide?
4B anybody?
Now, we've got some ham and cheese wraps for a quickie (breakfast), a variety of Danish, and some buttercream cuppycakes, especially for Kat.
Lemme think up some tunes, and go stare at the Würlitzer for a while…
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
And now for something completely different, and to show just how Canadian I really am… Monty Python, with that good old Canadian favourite by that good Old Canadian singer, Michael Bublé! (checks label) I mean Michael Palin…
Hunh? Oh well – The Lumberjack Song…
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
Next up … The Irish Rovers … What Can We Do With A Drunken Rumpie? …
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
And I'll end my set with Alan Doyle and Great Big Sea singing … Just an Ordinary Day …
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And that's me for now. Be sure to tip your Bear-tender, and try the veal, OK?
And don't do anyone I wouldn't.
Take care out there. It's getting crazy out.
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
Cuppycakes??? YUM! Guess I will just extend my walk to make up for the calories. Worth it!
Taking off this afternoon to go visit some friends who are at Disney. I’m excited to see them. I’m also excited that there is a pool at the hotel. It’ll be March before our pool will be back in action.
Looks like I’m not gonna have a story ready in time for this whodunit comp. Life is just not cooperating. I’m still carless. Maybe this weekend. 🤷♀️
Happy Thirst-day!
New Mac & Grace story: Boardrooms & Boudoirs - Part Four -Chapters 13-16
Afternoon all, hope you're all doing well. Gods I'm gasping for a cuppa.
Off to grab a mint tea. Anyone joining me?
Mint tea is for later. Right now, I need a strong mug of English Breakfast. Good morning, Rumps. Nice music selections today, Bear.
Off to see my doctor. Nothing, I hope, serious. Just a couple oddities I want investigated.
Later.
A poem for your enjoyment. Little something that came to me a couple days ago
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-mistake-4
So I finally found an explanation that I thought Scott would appreciate.
It also explains why he's smarter than the rest of us…
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
Those ham & cheese wraps look very inviting (takes a quick look around, swipes all of them from tray into canvas bag.)
Hope everyone has a great Thursday. Doubt I'll have anything for the Comp unless I have a sudden explosion in writing. So far I have a decent intro paragraph and that's it. I'll console myself with Tawney.
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Those ham & cheese wraps look very inviting (takes a quick look around, swipes all of them from tray into canvas bag.)
Hope everyone has a great Thursday. Doubt I'll have anything for the Comp unless I have a sudden explosion in writing. So far I have a decent intro paragraph and that's eat. I'll console myself with Tawney.
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'S'okay. I'll just add them to your tab.
Twice.
By mistake.
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
Laffs. You always make me smile.
Hope everyone who enters the comp has a cracking entry.
...so I started writing something yesterday and...I hated it last night. Don't know about today - haven't had a chance to look at it yet.
My heart has wi-fi and the password is Drew Carey.
