fyi, the mod team took a vote and decided that all story modding should be done while drunk. just giving you all a heads up in case shit goes sideways.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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fyi, the mod team took a vote and decided that all story modding should be done while drunk. just giving you all a heads up in case shit goes sideways.
Wait, this hasn't always been the standard of practice? My stories got passed cold sober? Unbelievable. Simply unbelievable. What were they thinking?
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Hey all, hope everyone is having an enjoyable evening, I feel like at Rump's its always evening. Aside from long absences I'm not that chatty here but I do like to drop in and see how everyone's doing, check out some of the chatter, music, writing stuff. Some of you are brilliantly funny as well as being ace writers.
Grey Goose with Lychee and peach juice please.
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You want a wild foul with nuts and fruit juice? What kind of a fru-fru joint do you think this is??
Coming right up.
And while I'm at it, let's get caffeine going, shall we? We shall.
Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and Gunpowder green teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.
Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.
Today we're Cooper's Dark Roast Columbian Coffee
And of course there are donuts.
Plus I've got some almond croissants today.
Back with tunes in a bit…
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
We'll start the set with some Tom Petty. This goes out to Elyse … You Don't Know How It Feels …
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
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fyi, the mod team took a vote and decided that all story modding should be done while drunk. just giving you all a heads up in case shit goes sideways.
The mods have got some really strange shit there. Mine goes vertically.
But I like the idea of modding drunk. I can even give the mods a bulk discount if you can agree on a flavour…
Oh, and we're having a clearout sale on t-shirts, using the tried-and-abused Rumps method: One for the price of TWO!
Such a deal.
The Traveling Wilburys … Last Night …
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
And I'm gonna end things – just in time, I see a mob forming – with some traveling music from The Dead … Truckin' …
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
Oh, and this one, too…always a popular gift for the girlfriend. Or boyfriend. Or whomever…
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
Hiya Rumpies 
Just poppin’ in to say hi. I’m still buried in work. Biggest project yet with shortest deadline. I’ll be in my corner nappin’
Miss y’all ❤️
Popping by to see how you're all doing. My favourite band of drunken degenerates.
Gods I love being here, you make me howl with laughter.
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Biggest project yet with shortest deadline
Isn't that how it goes? We are facing a massive one. Our core business system needs to be migrated to the cloud by January 2027. The underlying platform is dropping support for on-premises installs. Fortunately, I have one of my best team members in charge.
Okay that's enough talking shop.
Good morning, folks. I am cussing out this city something fierce. The construction project that was messing with my commute all summer ended. Now multiple other projects have popped up to mess with my route. Growl.
Strong cup of Red Rose and a doughnut.
A poem for your enjoyment. Little something that came to me a couple days ago
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-mistake-4
Hey All, I brought my own coffee, customized to my preference. Seeker I feel for you, they were doing road construction around my place but the city just does a small section then comes back the next year, does another small section and so on. I may have to re-involve myself in city politics.
What's all this chatter about drunk Mods? How would we tell the difference?
Oh, and thanx for sharing the trial and tribulations of project management. Reinforced why I quit. I'm SO relaxed!
Just popping in for a midday tea. The weekend in Alabama was amazing. Lots of fun with my adult children and plenty of bonding between the two families at the engagement party for our youngest.
I still don't have a car. This week has been so busy. But I think this weekend I should be able to hammer out what I want.
Drunk modding? I'm in!
Happy Hump Day, all y'all!
New Mac & Grace story: Boardrooms & Boudoirs - Part Four -Chapters 13-16
We need a scale on the site that shows how drunk the mods are. That way we can submit our worst, most rule-breaking, stories when they are totally tanked and unlikely to notice. 🥴
A poem for your enjoyment. Little something that came to me a couple days ago
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-mistake-4
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We need a scale on the site that shows how drunk the mods are. That way we can submit our worst, most rule-breaking, stories when they are totally tanked and unlikely to notice. 🥴
Or we can offer to help them get that way. I can run a special tab for Writers Who Need Drunk Mods to Publish.
I'll put it on Ping's account.
Whaddaya say, Seeker? You in?
An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!
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We need a scale on the site that shows how drunk the mods are. That way we can submit our worst, most rule-breaking, stories when they are totally tanked and unlikely to notice. 🥴
When I'm smashed I usually just go in and delete all submissions.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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When I'm smashed I usually just go in and delete all submissions.
So kind of the mod equivalent of drunk driving. 🤣
A poem for your enjoyment. Little something that came to me a couple days ago
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-mistake-4
Thanks for the Tommy. God, he gives my soul a rush.
And if you want to hear something kinda crazy, I have a whole Pinterest board for him with over 6000 pins. Seriously.
My heart has wi-fi and the password is Drew Carey.
