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Housecleaning done. This calls for a vino. Red, please. On to ... well, I'm not sure.

I am almost finished a Halloween story for StoriesSpace. I am trying to make this an annual thing. Last year I went Lovecraftian. This year it's a bit lighter, or was until I came up with a rather dark stinger for the ending. You'll see what I mean when it drops. Maybe in the next few days.

I have also started learning image manipulation in GIMP (open source competitor of Photoshop) with a view to getting my game up for story covers.

I have ideas for the comp but no will to try to add sex to the mysteries. Doing what I do in real life, a computer crime tale is what I am contemplating. No murders or violence, just a hack and an IT manager (i.e. me) or security analyst trying to trace what happened and recover things before, well, something happens. Haven't got that far yet. Most likely will shelve it for future use but if I can figure out a way to make it erotic that isn't too kludgy (adding sex for the sake of having sex), maybe.

A poem for your enjoyment. Little something that came to me a couple days ago

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-mistake-4

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Housecleaning done. This calls for a vino. Red, please. On to ... well, I'm not sure.

I am almost finished a Halloween story for StoriesSpace. I am trying to make this an annual thing. Last year I went Lovecraftian. This year it's a bit lighter, or was until I came up with a rather dark stinger for the ending. You'll see what I mean when it drops. Maybe in the next few days.

I have also started learning image manipulation in GIMP (open source competitor of Photoshop) with a view to getting my game up for story covers.

I have ideas for the comp but no will to try to add sex to the mysteries. Doing what I do in real life, a computer crime tale is what I am contemplating. No murders or violence, just a hack and an IT manager (i.e. me) or security analyst trying to trace what happened and recover things before, well, something happens. Haven't got that far yet. Most likely will shelve it for future use but if I can figure out a way to make it erotic that isn't too kludgy (adding sex for the sake of having sex), maybe.

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Not sure whether you wanted a BIG glass of red, or a small one – so I've poured you the small one. Let me know if you need more.

Meanwhile, I have a report from Kat – and it's heartbreaking. She and all of her family are OK, but their condo development took a BIG hit, along with the entire region – plus places farther north, especially North Carolina. She sent me the attached photo.

The piles of sand were removed from the condo grounds – but do NOT include the sand in the pool or the pool deck, which have yet to be cleared. The pool was completely filled in.

Both her and her husband's cars were totaled, as were their e-bikes. They are unsure what their insurance will cover – but I suspect the insurers will try to weasel out of paying for as much as they can, as they did with Katrina.

The shelves in their garage were totaled – BUT her great-grandmother's china, which was stored there, was saved by a neighbour. Kat and her husband's other belongings will be moved to a storage pod while the garages are torn down and rebuilt.

Meanwhile, there's another hurricane – Milton – forming in the Gulf of Mexico, and looks as if it might barrel right through the Tampa area, adding to their woes. It could scale up to a Class 3 'cane, and might potentially be as damaging as Helene.

Will everybody please hold Kat and her friends and neighbours in your thoughts?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Oh crap. Here's hoping Milton fizzles out or misses them but the news stories don't sound very positive. This storm season just keeps getting worse. Vibes to Kat & hubby and others affected.

I has been an all-too interesting year weatherwise. I just saw recently that in July, my area had 4x the monthly average in rainfall. It was a very wet month, to be sure. I even had a drain that's hidden under the floor of my office back up and flood the area in front of my filing cabinet (we knew it was there but thought it was sealed from the last time). I had not realized it was that bad until I saw that story, though.

A poem for your enjoyment. Little something that came to me a couple days ago

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-mistake-4

Drink! Kimmi needs a drink! 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷

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Drink! Kimmi needs a drink! 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷

Oh oh, she is at that stage of the upgrade. Might need to crack open the emergency backup booze storeroom.🤣

A poem for your enjoyment. Little something that came to me a couple days ago

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-mistake-4

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Oh oh, she is at that stage of the upgrade. Might need to crack open the emergency backup booze storeroom.🤣

Upgrade is done. Went well. My need for booze has everything to do with the 8.8 thousand word comp entry I just submitted. Face plants on bar

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Upgrade is done. Went well. My need for booze has everything to do with the 8.8 thousand word comp entry I just submitted. Face plants on bar

Ah, that stage of writing, then. Ah well, writers and booze have quite a history. 🤪

A poem for your enjoyment. Little something that came to me a couple days ago

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-mistake-4

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Drink! Kimmi needs a drink! 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷

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A drink?

Pshaw

Did you want a straw with that? Or are you insisting on A glass?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Hello my dear rump's fam. How is everyone doing? I hope all is well. Things here in Jersey and especially the homestead has been really hectic and chaotic. My littley is in 5th grade now and still keeping me super busy. She dances six days a week and is going to be the Nutcracker in her dance school's production of The Nutcracker, plays piano and flute, is in the chorus at school, the choir at church, is waiting to join drama club and still drawing everyday. She has also written her own poetry although art is definitely her thing. My two grandbabies are living here as well. Hopefully only for a few more weeks. They've been here since around February and it's tough. I also had a bit of an accident. I guess you could say I wanted a hot oil treatment. Sweiously I tripped with a hot deep fryer and ended up with 2nd and 3rd degree burns on my face, neck, chest and arm. It has been a slow recovery. I've missed everyone and now that I've rambled drinks are on me today (by me i mean fuzzy and bear) hugs 💜💜

My Anti-Valentine Entry 💔

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/a-valentines-date-to-remember

My first EP and a top ten from the Pride Competition
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/-love-is-love-.aspx

Hanging in the background but around

TONYA! Welcome back milady! And of course the drinks are on Lion!

So sorry to hear about your troubles. 😢 You can have as many hugs as you can stand – or want.

Let's get some caffeine happening, shall we?

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and Lasang Salchow available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using Jamaican Mountain Blue coffee beans to celebrate!

There are donuts.

And because it's Moan-day, we have French Toast! With bacon!

Why is that a syllogism? Because I sez it is, see?

Tunes in a minute … or two.

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Mamas and Papas … Monday, Monday

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

And continuing with Ancient Oldies … The Seekers … Georgie Girl …

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

And for my final offering today … The Seekers, again, with the lament of a Scottish shepherd … I'll Never Find Another Ewe …

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And with that, I'm gonna grab a mug of Red Rose, and wander back and see how Kimmi's face is faring – not to mention the rest of her head.

Take care out there, 'K?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Hi Tonya! ❤️ Bless your heart! Burns are so painful! I hope you heal quickly and find great pain relief! Big hug! Love when you drop in with an update on your life.

Hi, Bear! ❤️

Busy week for me at work, so keep the caffeine coming, please!

Folks, it looks as if Hurricane Milton will be a Category 3 'cane when it passes right over Kat's home.

Please pray to whatever deities you patronize, and call in any favours from the supernatural you may have that she and her family and friends will be OK.

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Is she in Europe, Bear? I thought she was heading to Europe but maybe I’m confused. I swear Florida can’t catch a break! It’s awful! So much debris still left from Helene. I can’t imagine!

Makes me put my rough day in the aftermath of a software upgrade seem like nuttin’.

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Is she in Europe, Bear? I thought she was heading to Europe but maybe I’m confused.

I believe they were supposed to be leaving just after Helene hit but maybe that forced them to cancel given the state of their place? Crossing fingers and toes and sending good vibes Southward.

Hit Submit on a new story on StoriesSpace. This will be my 2024 Halloween story. Watch for it.

A poem for your enjoyment. Little something that came to me a couple days ago

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-mistake-4

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Is she in Europe, Bear? I thought she was heading to Europe but maybe I’m confused. I swear Florida can’t catch a break! It’s awful! So much debris still left from Helene. I can’t imagine!

Makes me put my rough day in the aftermath of a software upgrade seem like nuttin’.

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Last I heard from Kat, they were indeed still planning to go to Europe. They will certainly have evacuated in any case – but I wonder if concern about the fate of their condo and belongings might cause them to change their plans.

I don't know. All I know is that it's a bad situation, and people are going to be hurt.

Pray – if that's something you do.

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

OK, well Milton is now a Category 5 hurricane, and still tracking for Tampa. It's projected to slow and broaden, encompassing virtually the entire state.

I wonder what Ron de Slimeball thinks about climate change now?

Caffeine is Red Rose and Earl Grey teas from Tea Kettle, and Folgers Coffee from beautiful Bertha.

Donuts and Danish are out for them what wants 'em.

I'll see if I can't come up with some kind of storm music in a mo…

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

OK, here's a Siberian group, OTYKEN, with … STORM

This group are Chulyms, the smallest indigenous group in Siberia.

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

And here is rare footage from 1975 of a struggling, but up-and-coming young artist, shortly after the original recording …

Bob Dylan with … Hurricane

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Morning, Rumpies! wave

Perfect song choice, Bear! I hope most evacuated. What a scary next couple of days!

I’ll grab some caffeine and donut and be in my corner…

And continuing with Dylan … Hard Rain …

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

And I'll end with Ben E. King … Stand By Me …

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Nope – I gotta add one more … Louis Armstrong … What A Wonderful World

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Take care out there, OK?

I'll be back in Kimmi's Korner with a mug of Red Rose, hoping for some inspiration for the comp.

I've got pieces of a story, but not the McGuffin…

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Y'all...I love my boyfriend so much.

I can't explain it other than that he makes me happy in ways that rival Tommy.

My heart has wi-fi and the password is Drew Carey.

Afternoon All,

I received a email from Kat and thought to copy and paste here.

☘️

We are safely tucked away in Europe for our anniversary trip. But my kitty sitter had to evacuate and couldn’t take Chessie with her. So I just pray our building (which is sturdy concrete) will be okay and that she will be okay. ☹️🐾

We lost both cars in Helene and didn’t have time to replace them before we left. I am grateful for that now as we would have lost the new ones. 

We made sure the stubborn neighbors evacuated this time. Hard to do from afar, but we are a close bunch and I reminded them Kevin wouldn’t be there for any emergency issues. The building is now empty except for my cat. 🐈‍⬛ 

I need to believe in my heart that she will be okay. 

Thanks for checking on me Carl. I appreciate you, my sweet friend. 

All prayers and positive thoughts are focused on Chessie im sure she wants her Kat back home

☘️

My latest love poem has landed

Lover Moon

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/lover-moon.

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Afternoon All,

I received a email from Kat and thought to copy and paste here.

☘️

We are safely tucked away in Europe for our anniversary trip. But my kitty sitter had to evacuate and couldn’t take Chessie with her. So I just pray our building (which is sturdy concrete) will be okay and that she will be okay. ☹️🐾

We lost both cars in Helene and didn’t have time to replace them before we left. I am grateful for that now as we would have lost the new ones. 

We made sure the stubborn neighbors evacuated this time. Hard to do from afar, but we are a close bunch and I reminded them Kevin wouldn’t be there for any emergency issues. The building is now empty except for my cat. 🐈‍⬛ 

I need to believe in my heart that she will be okay. 

Thanks for checking on me Carl. I appreciate you, my sweet friend. 

All prayers and positive thoughts are focused on Chessie im sure she wants her Kat back home

☘️

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Thanks for sharing this, Carl.

All we can do is hope and invoke Bastet for Chessie's safety.

Perhaps we can ask Miss Pixel to intercede for her.

😢

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

I know I'm late, but all the good stuff happens here after hours anyway. Drinks are on the straights -- just flash your International Ladies Only club badge.

Sadly, I don't qualify for International Ladies' Club, so guess I'm paying for my own booze.😋

Sending good vibes to Chessie and Kat. This storm sounds really, really bad.

And speaking of cats, my Halloween story is up over on StoriesSpace and features a cat in a prominent role. A black cat. Things get witchy, needless to say.

https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/supernatural/grace-of-bigelow-street

A poem for your enjoyment. Little something that came to me a couple days ago

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-mistake-4