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Hi Fam! wave

Hope everyone is having a great Sunday. Flick Lot’s of good NFL games today. My Chiefs play tonight so I am anxiously waiting. Flick

Sprite and Boom, what’s with all the growling? lol 

Okay back to watching football, just had to get a little afternoon flicking in. kiss

Thank goodness for the NFL app ! smile Good luck to your Chiefsheart 
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Hi Fam! wave

Hope everyone is having a great Sunday. Flick Lot’s of good NFL games today. My Chiefs play tonight so I am anxiously waiting. Flick

Sprite and Boom, what’s with all the growling? lol 

Okay back to watching football, just had to get a little afternoon flicking in. kiss


I assumed it was either sexual growling, or just Sprite's version on flirting. Why, does it mean something else? 🤔

Howdy peeps!

I hope everyone has had a great Sunday. 

I will have a Jameson and ginger with a lime please. 

Sara, wishing your headache goes away.

Boom, orneriness "Ornery was first used in American regional speech in the beginning of the 19th century as a simple variant of ordinary, and for some while it had the same meaning. Soon enough, however, it began to take on some of the more negative aspects of ordinary. It was used to describe things that were common, and especially common things of inferior quality. Next, it developed a sense synonymous with lazy. Those lazy folks dubbed "ornery" were also apparently easily annoyed and touchy. By the end of the 19th century ornery had taken on its now-common meaning of "cantankerous"

Why are you grouchy? 🤗

Gracie 


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Howdy peeps!

I hope everyone has had a great Sunday. 

I will have a Jameson and ginger with a lime please.

Gracie


Okay, Gracie, I checked it out…and it's true. People DO pollute Jameson's with ginger ale and lime … and then (shudder) drink it. Here you go.

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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Howdy peeps!

I hope everyone has had a great Sunday. 

I will have a Jameson and ginger with a lime please.

Gracie


Okay, Gracie, I checked it out…and it's true. People DO pollute Jameson's with ginger ale and lime … and then (shudder) drink it. Here you go.

It does make it taste better...
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Howdy peeps!

I hope everyone has had a great Sunday. 

I will have a Jameson and ginger with a lime please.

Gracie


Okay, Gracie, I checked it out…and it's true. People DO pollute Jameson's with ginger ale and lime … and then (shudder) drink it. Here you go.

It does make it taste better...

Permit me to doubt, Kistin. Your taste in virtually everything is undoubtedly better than mine, but in this…I'll go with my own instincts!

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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Howdy peeps!

I hope everyone has had a great Sunday. 

I will have a Jameson and ginger with a lime please.

Gracie


Okay, Gracie, I checked it out…and it's true. People DO pollute Jameson's with ginger ale and lime … and then (shudder) drink it. Here you go.

It does make it taste better...
I have to agree, but most things taste better with a dash of ginger 
I am glad that a flutter can mean so much, and be oh so powerful! Whilst I bring my own kind of chaos to those I choose to know everywhere, I do believe in Chaos theory, and I am glad that it is suggested that the fluttering wings of a butterfly can be felt the other side of the globe, it gives me hope that I can caress your soul.
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  Is it that difficult, really, to just be an adult and be polite? Really??
It is for me. *growls* 

You managed to come into the room once the individual in question left. Your timing is impeccable *growls right back* 


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Okay fine, I kinda liked it when you came in,  even if you were a little late to the party... * blushes furiously * 

I have to say I do like the way you growl 


I am glad that a flutter can mean so much, and be oh so powerful! Whilst I bring my own kind of chaos to those I choose to know everywhere, I do believe in Chaos theory, and I am glad that it is suggested that the fluttering wings of a butterfly can be felt the other side of the globe, it gives me hope that I can caress your soul.
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  Is it that difficult, really, to just be an adult and be polite? Really??
It is for me. *growls* 

You managed to come into the room once the individual in question left. Your timing is impeccable *growls right back* 


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Okay fine, I kinda liked it when you came in,  even if you were a little late to the party... * blushes furiously * 

I have to say I do like the way you growl 


Ladies, get a room. You, too, sprite.

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Good morning, everybody!

I'm gonna bang the gong, and get it on…

So, Tea Kettle is cleaned, rinsed, refilled, and whistling away. Fine teas are available for the discerning infusion drink imbibers. And, there are hot chocolate sachets with mini-marshmallows available for the sweet set.

Now, Big Bertha has had yesterdays sludge removed, and saved for Carl (and he'd better get here soon, or I'm going to start charging him storage for all these grounds. They are getting to be, ahem, grounds for removal!).

I've rinsed BB out, refilled her with the freshest tap water available, reassembled her, and today, also from Muskoka Roastery, we have Black Bear Coffee ("Ours Noir" means Black Bear in French – Canada is bilingual, y'know), since I'm sure most of you wake up bearly able to focus, and feeling in a dark mood on a Moan-day!

Close BB up, pat her on the nozzle, flip the lid, and…Yes! There is hope on the horizon! Coffee is a-coming!

And no, Harley, you cannot drink straight from the spigot.

Sheesh! The very idea…

I'll be back with sweeties for the Sweets a little later on. Off to do some calisthentics (yetch!)…

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Not me missing Jane terribly even though I have ways to spend time with her, I swear. 

Nor is it me wanting to be with her 25/8 in general so that I know exactly where she is.

My heart has wi-fi and the password is Drew Carey.

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  Is it that difficult, really, to just be an adult and be polite? Really??
It is for me. *growls* 

You managed to come into the room once the individual in question left. Your timing is impeccable *growls right back* 


.......................................................................................


Okay fine, I kinda liked it when you came in,  even if you were a little late to the party... * blushes furiously * 

I have to say I do like the way you growl 


Ladies, get a room. You, too, sprite.
This isn't a room? Looks like a room to me.🙂

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Hey everyone, I miss the old rumps but this place isn’t to bad. I hope the dumpster hot tub is still out back.😊

Ok big news today…..ITS MY BIRTHDAY 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

James I want huge polar bear hugggggsss, and lots of spankings from everyone…giggles 

Today is going to be fun, it’s going to rain, but I’m not letting that ruin the day I’m off to the zoo. My brother and sister-in-law will join my hubby and I, with two of their kids. It’s a week day so the zoo should be fairly empty. I love the zoo that way, it’s  peaceful. We have a underwater viewing of the Dolphins, so when it’s not so busy it’s nice to go down and see them swimming. 

Okay, I better get moving, I want to be their when it opens….huggggssss everyone, and have a great day!!!😊😊😊😊🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗





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  Is it that difficult, really, to just be an adult and be polite? Really??
It is for me. *growls* 

You managed to come into the room once the individual in question left. Your timing is impeccable *growls right back* 


.......................................................................................


Okay fine, I kinda liked it when you came in,  even if you were a little late to the party... * blushes furiously * 

I have to say I do like the way you growl 


Ladies, get a room. You, too, sprite.
This isn't a room? Looks like a room to me.🙂
No one is booked in Stall Three until this afternoon when I have a birthday bottom to attend to... just saying
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No one is booked in Stall Three until this afternoon when I have a birthday bottom to attend to... just saying

could you squeeze me in please? (and/or squeeze me.) my left calf and foot need massaging.

coffee would be very nice about now. cream, no sugar, thank you kindly.

ps: the gods made canada dry to go with rye whiskey. irish and scotch whiskies were always intended to be served straight up, although the lesser scotches, such as johnny walker red, may be served on the rocks.


The Paul Butterfield Blues Band - Everything's Gonna Be Alright - Woodstock - 1969

Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.

Gracie Goes To Hollywood's - True

The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)

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Hey everyone, I miss the old rumps but this place isn’t to bad. I hope the dumpster hot tub is still out back.😊

Ok big news today…..ITS MY BIRTHDAY 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

James I want huge polar bear hugggggsss, and lots of spankings from everyone…giggles 

Today is going to be fun, it’s going to rain, but I’m not letting that ruin the day I’m off to the zoo. My brother and sister-in-law will join my hubby and I, with two of their kids. It’s a week day so the zoo should be fairly empty. I love the zoo that way, it’s  peaceful. We have a underwater viewing of the Dolphins, so when it’s not so busy it’s nice to go down and see them swimming. 

Okay, I better get moving, I want to be their when it opens….huggggssss everyone, and have a great day!!!😊😊😊😊🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗


Hurray for Lucky! So, are you 25 yet girl? Just askin'…  BIG polar bear HUGS for you!

So, we have a birthday cupcake for Lucky, and cupcakes and donuts for everyone!


An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

And let's not forget Sara's sprinklies, plus her Atlanta sports section in her secret hidey hole. Hope your headache is better today, Sara!

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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No one is booked in Stall Three until this afternoon when I have a birthday bottom to attend to... just saying
Kistin, perhaps you could also do some after-care on our birthday girl? I'll take it off your tab, if that's all right.

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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coffee would be very nice about now. cream, no sugar, thank you kindly.

ps: the gods made canada dry to go with rye whiskey. irish and scotch whiskies were always intended to be served straight up, although the lesser scotches, such as johnny walker red, may be served on the rocks.



Preach it Sister! That's what I'm talking about!
Grace, your next one's on me. After the coffee, that is.

What'll it be? Preaching is thirsty work!

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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Hey everyone, I miss the old rumps but this place isn’t to bad. I hope the dumpster hot tub is still out back.😊

Ok big news today…..ITS MY BIRTHDAY 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

😊🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗


more woodstock for the birthday girl.

JOE COCKER With A Little Help From My Friends 1969 Woodstock


Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.

Gracie Goes To Hollywood's - True

The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)

I'm just back from the dentist and a root canal. First fiddling I've had done since I was a teen. If anyone needs me I'll be in Stall Three sucking on a cold bottle of gin.

Happy birthday, Ms. Dragonfly.

James, I agree that adding ginger and lime to Jamesons is a crime against liquor. Every time you add ginger to Jamesons, a leprechaun dies.

I shall do know raisin flinging today. We are adults. We have the ability to control our behavior. So as I set this homemade trebuchet on the bar, and mutely stack raisins next to it like so many cannonballs, do not be alarmed.  

Any coffee left?

Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)

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I'm just back from the dentist and a root canal. First fiddling I've had done since I was a teen. If anyone needs me I'll be in Stall Three sucking on a cold bottle of gin.


Here you go, Kis. Been there, done that. Didn't like it.

Would you like a straw?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Thank you for the like James. I thought I'd gone invisible or upset someone    

Be nice to each other

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Happy birthday, Ms. Dragonfly.

James, I agree that adding ginger and lime to Jamesons is a crime against liquor. Every time you add ginger to Jamesons, a leprechaun dies.

I shall do know raisin flinging today. We are adults. We have the ability to control our behavior. So as I set this homemade trebuchet on the bar, and mutely stack raisins next to it like so many cannonballs, do not be alarmed.  

Any coffee left?

So, there will be "know" raisin flicking today, eh, Jeff?

I assume that this is to be a grammar-free zone as well?

The military reacts to "capability" as well as "intent", so I'd be careful about flashing that trebuchet. Someone might sneak up on you with a (real) slingshot…

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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Thank you for the like James. I thought I'd gone invisible or upset someone    

The only way you could upset me, Lady Verity, is to become invisible! Welcome, dear girl. What can I get you?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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Thank you for the like James. I thought I'd gone invisible or upset someone    

The only way you could upset me, Lady Verity, is to become invisible! Welcome, dear girl. What can I get you?
A large G&T for me and Kistin. Easy on the T. 
Be nice to each other

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Thank you for the like James. I thought I'd gone invisible or upset someone    

The only way you could upset me, Lady Verity, is to become invisible! Welcome, dear girl. What can I get you?
A large G&T for me and Kistin. Easy on the T. 
Exactly what's needed. Thank you Sweet Verity kiss

At least readers are seeking you out, as they should do. I think you've set a new record or two. worship

I can't believe I got 80 votes. I think you and I should pop into storeroom 3 for a bit of lady love. 

Be nice to each other