There's only one pirate for me... *sigh*
You keep the rum and i'll take the yum!
Now why didn't i think of that before...
Absolutely.. great excuse!
*mind wanders off to the Black Pearl.....*
Why are pirates called pirates ??
Because they AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Well Charlie ,, have any of them ( swabbed your dick ,,ahem ,, DECK ) !! ???